Gamerboy11116

17573 pts · October 1, 2017


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Horse yoga.

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"Advanced Interrogation Techniques"

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Aw yeah, that's right, I'm hip to the jive. 

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Blue Horse always finishes first.

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Why *buy* creamer when you can just make your own?

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99.9% Wholesome by Volume

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TO THE MOOOOON!!

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FATHER

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Ponies discovering yet another fandom.

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Fuck. My. Boss.

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When the aggressive cynic joins the conversation

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Haha, stupid psionoparasitic underdemons!

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Personal space!

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Fair's fair, but so much YELLING

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A public service announcement to the antivaxxers looking for their post-ivermectin fix:

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*unwraps mint*

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I got the job!

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Sorry, I was busy posting horse fiction and nearly missed Unicorn Day!

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Aw, cuss it.

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Thirty-three down, who knows how many more to go? For any of you following my story, Fallout Equestria: Renewal, Chapter 33 just went up! 

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Me, after giving my Discord server icon a fake notification icon, pinging @everyone to 2,500 users, and deleting the ping on April Fool's Day

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Ellie tries to sell her Gamer Horse Water

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*jaywalks sexually*

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Are my fellow Wisconsinites ready for a storm?!

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*adorable groping*

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Degenerates don't walk. We STRUT.

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Praise the sun.

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Hold it in...

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The government is putting 5G chips in our alfalfa!!

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Therapists: "It's healthy to stay in contact with your inner child." My Inner Child:

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Gotta seal in the flavor.

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blep blep blep

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Wholesome Horse Scritchin'

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Extraction Successful!

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...I'll get the towels.

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No one knows the true Scale of war until its too late.

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GRENADE!

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Nothing wakes me up in the morning like a hot shower.

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SOUPS ON

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White Chicks was amazing...

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It only took a month and a half and a shitload of unwelcome workplace stress, but I finally put the finishing touches on Chapter 34 of my sci-fi rainbow horse apocalypse story!

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duk

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When the haters try pissing on my parade and don't know I'm kind of into that, too.

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Go straight to Hicksville! Make friends! Do my job!

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Hey all, update time.

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Liquid Plumbr

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*xylobone intensifies*

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Imgurian: Don't do that again. Me:

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It's my Cake Day, already?!

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They don't let me near the produce section anymore.

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IS IT LUPUS?!

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Turn your graveyard into a raveyard

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Wooo! My fanfiction passed the 200 upvote milestone!

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Oh, they fuckin'

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Julip defaults on her swear jar payments.

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GIT OFF MAH LAWN!!

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When a hater gets downvoted and deletes their comment

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You've been struck by a smoooth criminal

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LET'S GOOOOOO

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