Gamerboy11116

17573 pts · October 1, 2017


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Julip discovers horse juice.

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Engineer is a spy!

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Brain, why do you do this to us.

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Feeling hopeful, thanks everyone.

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Oh, to have fingers.

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GET STICKBUGGED

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"Research"

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ᵢ ₐₘ ₛₘₒₗ

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Seck Sbomm

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Talking to prospective employers for jobs outside of my area of expertise being like

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AAAA!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!

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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask...

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Trying to pay attention to the OB/GYN's small talk while she's lubing up the speculum.

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GET STICKBUGGED

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Some ponies glaze themselves.

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Wh-when your favorite horse artist actually talks to you.

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Aaaaand that's why I don't do Patreon

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The most regrettable score.

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We all have a mantra for life. I kinda like this one. :)

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Don't forget to bring a towel!

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Hola, Señorita. Estoy pooping.

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PERSONAL SPACE!!

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HOW DO WE POOP

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No ifs, ands, or butts.

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It hurts because its working.

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Subtle.

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REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS

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MY BEANS!!

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Put 'er there!

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Be back before the street lights turn on!

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TOO PHYSICAL

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Lock the doors, burn everyone inside...

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Shake, shake, shake seniora!

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When usersub backs up into rising

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YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!

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Her reaction when she sees my Pokemon cards

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Want... cookie... can't... use... magic

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Bohls n' awl, innit

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Finding fresh, dangerous horse content to shitpost

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When edgy users try to harsh my weird

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Assassins hate her!

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But I wanna.

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"I reckon I'm more fun than a pillow fight, too."

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Lemon Par--

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Well that's just rude.

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Sometimes it be like that.

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DEATH HAS COME FOR US

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RIDE ME

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What have you done!?

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Country Nice has its limits.

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*lesbian horse metaphor*

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Squishy horse buns.

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*X-Files Theme plays*

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Liiiisten to your heart, you will understaaaaaaannnd....

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Zecora begins to doubt 4chan's recipe for mint julep.

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When faced with a situation for which you don't have a ready answer, fall back on what you know.

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Got to get ready early for the Spring Heat Bad Dragon sale...

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Murder is now legal.

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Math am hard

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