What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
thank you
We all are that guy at one point or another
The Unkillable Soldier - Sabaton
Huh
...the other thing is.
Do you have the slightest clue how little that narrows it down?
Some
I am once again asking for the sauce
The fact that you think there is an actual market for Flamethrowers and that this was somehow a scheme instead of a PR stunt and a joke...
Nobody bought the Boring Flamethrower because they wanted a flamethrower. They bought it as a joke, as a novelty item, and to support Musk.
...Boring fire extinguishers sold alongside the Flamethrower. On the same webpage.
I have no idea. It’s weird.
how can you read that and take it seriously? My point was that it was an obvious joke/publicity stunt; how do you not see that? (2/2)
I didn’t say that a flamethrower was the same thing as a fire extinguisher. Where the fuck did you get that from? And better yet, (1/2)
sticker and the button is conveniently riiiight above." (2/2) Literally taken from the Boring Company's website. The fuck are you on about?
"Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool (1/2)
It's practically impossible to tell, honestly.
I've gone on Imgur in eight months and I'm immediately greeted by this. Are you an anti-vaxxer, by any chance?
He already blocked me. All I did was ask for a source.
...Did you just block me
Good argument. Hadn't thought of it that way before.
shit out of your ass? (2/2)
That's literally everything. Built on the shoulders of giants, remember? And again, do you have a source? Or are you just pulling (1/2)
That isn't true. Please give me a source for that.
...NASA didn't 'figure out' reusable rockets at all. SpaceX's reusable rockets are leagues better than NASA's attempts.
kill me
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
HAS JURASSIC PARK TAUGHT YOU NOTHING
This feels ancient, wow.
Stay the hell away from it. At all costs. I beg of you.