These pastry making is getting ridiculously accurate

May 13, 2022 9:17 AM

Grumpywitch

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I just skip straight to the end of these 1-minute food-sculpture clips and then roll my eyes at the result.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a level of patience I couldn't possibly achieve in this dimension in this universe.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That.. that's not pastry.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Choclateers would be my favourite people if I knew any!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pastry? All I saw was chocolate.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

One I haven't seen yet! Awesome!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And now it goes straight to the garbage

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It'll sit as a centrepiece for some bullshit corporate event first.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the pastry?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made this from a pallet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Nice Art, but what a waste of resources.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pastry?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So.. Are you supposed to eat it?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No you're supposed to be impressed and buy his book.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who thought he was about to MIG weld chocolate?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These hit a little different when you remember that pretty much all chocolate is produced through slave labor.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mass-produced stuff (Hershey, Nestlé, whatever), sure. The artisanal chocolate master chocolatiers use? Not really.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think they're getting their chocolate from different primary sources?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They either have their own or use high quality chocolate from select producers like Valrhona, who operate their own in turn. And fair 1/3

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/3 trade chocolate is on the rise (e.g. https://www.thegoodtrade.com/features/fair-trade-chocolate) too. It's really the mass producers who

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3/3 have to keep their prices low to keep their volumes high who cut corners with ethics.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone know what this music piece is named?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This man was born of chocolate

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing the texture with plastic wrap was fascinating.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro ew

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't no pastry in that creation.

4 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

Likely nothing edible either.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 17

It's all edible. There's just a difference between edible and tastes good.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Fair, I guess. Babybel cheese wax is also "edible", as is paper, egg shells, blended hemp rope...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

True, but this particular chef focuses on the taste being good as well. Has a show on Netflix.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A lot of confectionery work though. Just keep it out of direct sunlight... talking from experience

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Agreed. It's sculpting with a wide variety of edible mediums. Apart from tempering not a lot of pastry skills are used for the end-product.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yup. And even then, you can make loads of different pastries and never learn to temper. But you can't make chocolate art without it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a world where anything can be made of chocolate, he is the master of illusion

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has a Netflix show called school of chocolate. Definitely worth watching to see some crazy good chocolate sculptures!

4 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 4

Every one of his posts are in a le ture hall type environment. I was wondering if he wast a teacher.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I also liked that he is really kind

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

He is genuinely a patient and good teacher. It is extremely refreshing to see him give advice to the students

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

I'll second this, it was my favorite part about the show.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes! A competition where the "loser" of the challenges gets MORE help!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, and nobody goes home, so they all get to finish the course.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honestly it's was just a wonderful display of progression

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And he's a great coach and teacher. I really liked the show.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I went to culinary school with one of the competitors! It was really cool seeing my school represented like that

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They need to bring back Curious Creations of Christine McConnell. One of very few cooking shows that had a great weirdness mixed with comedy

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was awesome! So campy and odd. Loved it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot that show existed. I remember it being enjoyable and weird.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, people are starving because of a global capitalist market scheme. But people get to go to school to learn how to make

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Art out of food because the wealthy think it's pretty neat.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think chocolatiers making sculptures out of chocolate is contributing in any meaningful way to the world hunger problem, you're 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2/2 off your rocker. If you think learning to create art out of food is somehow bad, same. The juxtaposition of these two is meaningless.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The idea is that the actual compound used to create the art is of no consequence. Instead of utilizing training received in culinary arts to

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it is of consequence. Using chocolate, just like any other material, comes with its own specific challenges. We're not telling 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

serve people that could use it :/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

4 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 0

I love this

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Asian Dwayne Johnson

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm going to need the sauce for this kind sir. I knew it once but have since forgotten it. I know they had to bite into random things.

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Japanese tv show, called sweets or not sweets (or candy or not candy) its actually really good. There are full episodes on youtube.

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"I made this delicious chocolate art". "Stay the fuck away from my delicious chocolate art"

4 years ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 1

It taste horrible like a mix of Plato and plastic

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

i think you mean play-dough hehehe

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Also, the dryer needs to be cleaned”

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

"I make things from a slave labor product that get thrown away."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I can make chocolate logs too, not white ones though.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It aint delicious

4 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 10

Couverture chocolate. Tastes really good.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He ate some of it though

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Cause its edible. Doesnt mean it tasted good

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Couveture chocolate, had to use this stuff before in baking class to make chocolate molds. Tastes really good, very sweet.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s couverture chocolate. Tastes fantastic.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

What's the white stuff he made the bird out of, fondant? Because that would not be so good.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Eh, the marshmallow fondant is relatively tasty.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No the fuck it's not

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Most times, probably right. This guy is a world famous chocolate chef (idk the fucking word), who takes pride in its taste. Show on Netflix

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Based on his show, it would seem that taste definitely is part of his creation process

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chocolatier?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Converter chocolate, it actually tastes REALLY good.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Couverture*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what people have posted - that if you work with him, your stuff has to look good AND taste good.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well see, now im more impressed

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His show was good. Instead of eliminating the "loser" they got private lessons to try again at the next competition piece.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eggcellent

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