DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees

410984 pts ยท November 18, 2015


Look, all I can say is that I am definitely NOT made entirely of bees.

....so can you fit a pineapple in there yet or??

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can imagine. I've seen some...documentaries about similar interactions.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also choose this man's neighbor's dog

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bob Dylan is a chump.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 27

I always wondered if putting a turntable on top of digital equipment was actually good practice, or if you'd get better quality if you out it on a nearby table. Even if it's just an amp.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty cool. How big were the WAV files?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see what you mean, but R&M would likely make it grosser and/or more awkward. BD is a little more neat and tidy in its approach to absurdity. More lighthearted (mostly).

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone understand this?

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm doin my part

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is absolutely nothing like that.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I bet that's driving you nuts

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And cheetahs are usually trying to sell you cheese snacks.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the spots of a cheetah chasing you look like lines, nothing looks like anything. You dead.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, if you could get its star sign, that would be great.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That sounds organized to me! Time to go collect more.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First you collect the shinies, then you organize the shinies, then you collect more shinies, then you organize the shinies, then you collect the shinies and then

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm funny but I didn't find any dicks

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plenty of shops do this as a matter of policy, not just chains. You do it when the shop is empty so it's routine when it's full.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can't prove anything, but nature is statistical. You can only ever be pretty sure about stuff.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I should mention I'm a molecular biologist, though.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scientist here. I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Sun appears to have disappeared entirely. Like it's not in the sky at all. There's like a weird little Sun but it's only a tiny sliver? I think it's safe to say we're all going g to die.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wild advice. Don't do this. If you want to experience dip, just go give a rim job to the exhaust of 1998 Toyota Corolla.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We need to stop saying that. We almost got to a place where the kids didn't thinking smoking looked cool...but then they realized it totally fucking does.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

Honestly though, I wish you luck finding your way through a really hard part of life. Just remember, 80 year olds still think you're a kid.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Chuckles McGee over here coming to you live from the giggle factory...

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

That is an insane sentiment.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Because teenagers haven't developed adult empathy and are usually awful to each other, plus as a teenager you're usually going through big changes while also seeking independence. It's a powderkeg of shit.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Stay right there I'm calling FEMA

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, she lost one to that Grimace Shake. Who knows how many she has left?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0