Things used to be simple.

May 14, 2026 4:22 PM

I was waiting for the punchline until I realized that was it 😂 if he wants to be a comedian, he is gonna wanna put some jokes in there!

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

I once went to one of those stupid american chains where I HAVE TO give my name or they just plainly refused to sell me coffee for money. While I'm the sole single only customer in the whole place. Fuck off with that shit.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Plenty of shops do this as a matter of policy, not just chains. You do it when the shop is empty so it's routine when it's full.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Low effort boomer humor

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Maybe you're not the centre of the universe, and there are other customers ahead of you.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The problem is one person takes the orders and another person makes the drinks, it doesn't matter what it is. How is the second person supposed to know who it's for.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He sounds like Obama.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

He sounds like Obama.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

he do

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 notes: He sounds like Obama, and that is a physically large mouth.

2 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I feel like it's an Obama impression.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Southener Obama.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since my last one got down voted. I'm going to say it again. This guy is a dick. His humor is punching down asshole humor. Nothing funny about any of this bit.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

not as funny as mitch hedberg

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was about to comment, I thought this sounded like a MH joke. Not disagreeing, though.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mitch was an anomaly; not the standard. He delivered not stop one liners at a constant pace.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#boomershit

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Boomers are now between 61 and 80. This guy looks to be in the 38-50 range. The cutoff between gen X and millennials is somewhere in between.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You don’t need to be a boomer to say boomer shit.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dawg you can just make it at home

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. It's super practical to just go home from wherever every time you want a coffee.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a total dick. If someone thinks this funny. Guess what. You're a dick too.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 19

I'm a dick and I didn't find it funny, either

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm funny but I didn't find any dicks

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why? I get that you may not think it's funny, but what makes him a dick? Or someone that likes the home for that matter. There's absolutely nothing offensive about this joke.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*likes the joke.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IMHO there's a certain amount of callousness and lack of understanding bc the employee was obviously told to do it for whatever reason by their employer and we all have been told to do something pointless that we personally wouldn't. This sentiment devalues the overall worth of service employees. Also, offending someone isn't the only way a person can be a dick.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I took it as making fun of a stupid corporate policy. Obviously if he said this to a server for real, that would be a dick move. But it's just a joke. I mean c'mon, is this really worth being upset about?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, please ridicule low/minimum wage workers for doing as instructed by an employer who won't think twice about firing them if they don't.

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 14

it's a joke you idiot. chill out.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Its a comedy act. Its a rhetorical performance. I doubt he says that to a person he is buying coffee from. You think it. You don't say it. And then you follow the process... but that doesn't make for a funny bit to tell on stage.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

"You think it. You don't say it."

Yes, and saying it on stage legitimizes this thought for others who are less introspective and reinforces the idea of devaluing the value service workers provide.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

You've never before been annoyed by a service interaction? When I was a service worker, I was annoyed by the shit I had to do, and I was annoyed by the people I was waiting on, and I know they got annoyed with me... its part of the territory. Its relatable. Huff and puff and be mad about it all you want, but every person in every aspect of any service interaction has been annoyed at some point. You go through the motions and then you bitch about it later. Just like hes doing here.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's punching down.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Is it though? The barista might make more money than him.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0