ConsumerOfStories

533487 pts · August 2, 2014


I like novels. And comics. And movies. Stories in general. I've made a perfect omelette at least twice. One day I'll learn to tie a tie. Hippopotami are disgusting.

I guess it's LNI somewhere...

2 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Do you have a nugget ranking for the big fast food chains or are you nugget neutral?

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what, Quaritch? I would've folded, too

22 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I doubt it will stay fresh that long

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much prep time do the T. rexes get?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose technically flight, since I can click off an image but alas I am as yet incapable of punching people through the internet

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 Is this lossagna?

1 day ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

#4 I was expecting more of a Final Destination situation

1 day ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

#38 *Khan, but yeah. They started her off as an Inhuman (classic polymorphic powers), then made her an Inhuman-Mutant hybrid (polymorphic powers + hard light constructs, like in the MCU), and now apparently she's an Inhuman-Mutant-Krakoan hybrid (polymorphic powers + hard light constructs + vague portal powers). I think they mainly wanted to distance her from the Inhuman brand since it was a flop in the MCU and they were getting the film rights to the X-Men back. Synergy and whatnot.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Which of the kids is yours?” asked the security guard.
“I haven’t decided yet,” the libertarian replied.

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

This is activating my fight or flight reflex, somehow

1 day ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

he was more into duchesses, really

1 day ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

#1 @OP how does joy factor into disdain?

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

♫ (my stomach is) RUMBLING! RUMBLING! (because I can't hold my liquor) IT'S COMING! RUMBLING! RUMBLING! (I'm about to puke, so) BEWAAAAAAAAAARE! (toilet, I'm) COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU! ♫

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to confess, I'd never have gotten #2 if I didn't already know the theme

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

holy matriMOOny

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This hurts my soul

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

finds a way

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If they stick the landing, the wait is forgiven in my book

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For anyone who was going to google it: 1) raccoons live up to 16 years in the wild (though it's usually more like 2-5) and up to 20 in captivity (though it's usually 13-19); 2) Short Spine Syndrome is genetic/congenital, not acquired later in life due to injury; and, 3) Ace Ventura 2 was released in 1995, which was *sigh* 31 years ago.

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

“Excuse me -- do you happen to have a bottle of ketchup or those little packets?"
“No. In this establishment you must take it STRAIGHT from the udder or not at all."

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

♫ Do you want to date a snowmannnnn? // Hope you're free Fridayyyyyy // We can see a movie or, Netflix and chill 'til your // frostbite goes awaaaaay! ♫

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd add a few qualifiers. 1) We have to allow for a spectrum of accuracy based on popular perception. Charlemagne wielding a Claymore sword in a biopic would bug nerds. Charlemagne employing Claymore explosives in a biopic cracks the suspension of disbelief apart. 2) Genre conventions develop and do affect enjoyment, even if they're inaccurate. The name Tiffany dates back to the 1200s, but feels like it belongs to the 19th and 20th centuries and might feel out of place in a Medieval fantasy.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"The real problem is... he didn't even read his own speech" See, the thing is, that's the point. They don't want it as a time-saver, they want it as a brain-saver. All the benefits with none of the effort, care, or personal formation (or accountability, if they could swing it) is the goal.

3 days ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

cool

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The slowed-down audio was like watching this with a tyrannosaur stalking through the trees just outside my window

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really insects me when people use unsophisticated language

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 If you change all the Do Nots to Dos, surely you'd pick up a trick or two

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was hoping to learn about some obscure fruit that just so happened to be similarly named to one that looks like a giant orange. I am disappointed.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0