ChloeRed

257846 pts · February 24, 2015


UK based IT consultant B̶a̶d̶ Terrible puns a speciality.

EU safety testing now adds points for physical controls.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I didn't grow mine till I was 26-27, I wasn't aware of that effect till it hit me (almost literally)

6 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My thought on your comment was "Technically the cybertruck is a whole line of cars... sat unsold in multiple places" ;)

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Rodger, what do you call the middle of a song?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIrc, we use one standard (iirc RON), USA takes the 2 different (RON and MON), adds them together, then divides by 2 to get the pump number

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does also vary by car's efficiency. I don't think I'd be getting 60mpg in the US...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a mon... *POW!* Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But it is Zathras? Or Zathras? Slight difference in pronunciation...

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does the box count as a cat treat?

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

US SO visiting me in the UK on back bacon "I like your bacon, it has meat"

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friends made me cake when I visited at the weekend. Took a lump home. Even I hit a limit - 4 days of cake

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you are saying is this choice needs a raccoon or a red panda in it?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are you, Stuart Ashens? ;)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

US friends visiting me in the UK, drinking pepsi "How come you get the good stuff, and we keep the shit for ourselves?"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make your vote Count!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't do that, Larry's a civil servant, not a politician.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tshirt "are my tits borrowed from my sister too?" 2/2

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to a wholesale place once, they refused to let me in, as "your card and driver's licence are your sisters" so I pulled up my 1/

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How physics works, definitely.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make your vote COUNT!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If elected, I could see Count Binface taking the job seriously. Not taking himself seriously, of course, just the job ;)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, they were about to be fined under GDPR for selling the data of minors.
The online safety act had only just come in when Imgur was being investigated under data protection.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur is blocked in the UK by Imgur's choice.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once, I will define it as "f-ing expensive", but I needed a test fax

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It also didn't run Excel, it's spreadsheet was called Nokia Sheets, same as the 9300 which I had

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You have to love how Nokia Sheets (which is what the 9200's speadsheet software is called) is now Microsoft Excel.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Till dickless turns off the protection grid

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#7 have "Well his truck jack knifed, turned completely round, he was coming down backwards, 'bout the speed of sound" in my head now..

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...they cheer when they've won! And they practice before hand, which ruins the fun!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0