Canofminus

172496 pts ยท July 17, 2014


Pizza, German Shepherds, and boobies make me happy

Make sure you select the 'All' timeframe for the full effect.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't 'Musk' Brunt when we have Chancellor Gowron.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fucking metal

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It was a cross-promotion article from a 96 Magazine about upcoming 97 products. It featured a dell Pentium 200mhz with 16mb, 56K modem, and 2.1gigs of storage for $1999.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm constantly amazed Russia has ever been given the greenlight to host anything.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's Lee Kun-hee, son of the founder of Samsung. He was convicted twice, once in 1996 and subsequently in 2008, for corruption and tax evasion charges, but was pardoned on both instances.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"We have ascended to a new level on consciousness."

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you vote for a professional contrarian.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The parents are divorced and share custody. If their child is being brought out of state, then both parents need to sign off on it. The transgender parent lied about taking the kid to Canada and took them to Cuba instead. That is kidnapping.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I'm dying! Reminds me of Modern Talking's 'Cheri Cheri Lady' and other Euro-pop and Italo-Disco bands.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Between federal income tax, state, income tax, and New York City income tax, his effective tax rate would be slightly north of 45%i (excluding Social Security tax and Medicare). Mind you this is straight salary.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I visit, they genuinely scare me. Not only are they big, watching their brains at work trying to get trash out from under the anti-raven netting is impressive, but then they notice you watching and stare into your soul.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It must be a really good script to make Frankie Muniz run out and get hair plugs.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I met Williams at Comdex 96 or 97 in Vegas. He had invested in a printer company & their display showed off a home printer could print on fabric. I called my friend over saying "Whoa! It's can print on fabric too!" Then from behind me a voice goes "They can print on damn near anything!" My friend starts freaking out & I turn around and it's Robin Williams. He's just walking the floor, cracking jokes, shaking hands. The fun things celebs could do before everyone had a mobile phone.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also think public land belongs to them.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bell peppers have more vitamin C than an orange, so the naturally choice is obviously a sizzling plate of fajitas.

4 months ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I don't know, ask Jeeves.

4 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

As much as he gets under my skin, the Barry Gibbs talk show always cracked me up, but outside of that, he was a giggling ass clown.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cry me a river. (I sang that in the same fake ass falsetto he uses).

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great, now my panda meat is ice cold.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's good advice for people who want to have kids from someone who has walked the walk. You'll never be 100% ready, mentally, financially, emotionally, etc.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm a parent and I've never expressed such a dumb opinion as hers. I'm also a martial artist &I've never told a non-martial artist "You don't realize your hobby is basically a breeze compared to mine where I occasionally get punched in the face."

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All that money that could have been used to improve their daily lives will now be used for down payments for a high milage muscle car with a 24.5% interest rate.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Maybe they are providing them at cost..." Which would be fine, but they are not, the non-profit purchases accounts for most of the wreath company's profits.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have two german shepherds, I have to set it a time for 1/2 way through the cycle to stop, clean out the full lint trap, and start the cycle back up, and then empty a full lint trap again.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The Bart Simpson in me is already thinking that would be a great way to make "ice cream" sandwiches.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is she really crying over the lip filler job? It's making me tear up a bit too.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I do burpees + pushups with a countdown from 10 pushups. So, drop do 10 pushups, up and jump, back down for 9 pushups, back up again, etc. only 10 burpees but gets you 55 pushups.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cuomo is scum.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like are just giving out fun snaps. I'm on board, but I'd like a beer too.

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1