BrockSamson500

578 pts · October 24, 2018


Merry Christmas from Lake Isabella

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just want her to wrap her legs around me, and around me

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+ 1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vote Blue! Get them out! Sorry you have to live under DaSantis theocracy. West Coast is Best Coast!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

What a way to describe traffic fatalities

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Would totally let her suck my soul out. Sounds better than a slow death of 9/5 and more fun too

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Cannot upvote since it’s at 69 upvotes but I’d totally hang this up in my place. Beautiful

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I’ll be in my bunk

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

After my ex wife and I broke up I started dating a lady who had red flags all over. Super wild, hot happy fun time. Didn’t last but it was never meant to. She was never going to meet my parents. Performed half of urban dictionary. Was I afraid she was going to slash my tires, not really. Was it something I needed at the time, absolutely. Call it mid-life rumspringer. As long as she/he isn’t going to go all Fatal Attraction don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Might be what you need.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Damn, that’s a big gopher.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shots fired!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just ordered it. Thanks for the suggestion.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For her VP she chooses like Kennedy did and choose someone who can draw the middle to her. Beto?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So proud she’s from Cali. She will be a great President.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who will she choose as her running mate though?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As an Indpendent I’m in favor of her over the cheeteo stain. As a Californian I’m proud to put her forth.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I remember a story from a NPS Ranger that the two Venmo diagrams between smart bears and stupid tourist overlapped so much it prevented better bear proof trash cans.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Teachers just need to teach Satanic Temple Bible. See how fast it is changed.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I say cool beans all the time. As well as “Can you dig it’. I’m old

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Thanks for pointing these out. I saw the Dutchman first and then it went downhill from there. I’ve seen this way of falling trees a lot lately and if you do it the right way you don’t need to. Source: been falling trees for the Forest Service last twenty years.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She seems nice

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

As a former firefighter supervisor this is what life was like

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

I love grilled fish collars. So tasty and usually cheap to boot.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This happened in the 80’s

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s what we in the wildland Fire business call a Tactical water tender.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think the guys should race in the gals uniform.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I miss mine so much.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The War on Drugs wants to talk to you.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Would definitely give him an assist

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Boomer says “ this was how I got to school everyday”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0