My cooler with old Texas band stuckers
.....Why?
Made a mini Thanksgiving for my husband and I.
Gay cats. Cats who are gay
Time to find out!
Some people hate it, but I love it.
Abby turned 14ish yesterday!
It's good to be cooking again
Pie-a-betes
Abby says "if I can't see you, you can't see me"
In case you forgot
Look at that baby.
Does the whole "all orange cats share one braincell" theory also apply to tigers?
I'm a handful
This is so stupid and spontaneous but it makes me so happy.
Go vote today!
Where the magic happens
It's hot. And it's ready.
Let's go stare at the sun!
Cold miserable weather means chicken pot pie time!
I don't know who Marco is, but he makes a damn good lobster
Abby heard a bird chirping outside
Gimme a trophy, I guess
My solo Thanksgiving tradition continues with a new pie added to the mix
I saw the limited release of Godzilla Minus One Minus Color today. Still awesome.
Mixed signals
Three drones shitting up the revolving door at work
How dare you question my mental stability on this, the day of my cat's Quinceañera? Happy 15th birthday, Abby!
Let's get wierd
Garlic breath for days
I don't post selfies. But here is the tattoo I got yesterday!
Abby doing the weird shit she does
Imgur today
Does anyone else have a hard time actually committing to sticker placement?
I voted!
This could be us
Instant Ramen Carbonara (and if my grandmother had wheels...)
Abby is a proper lady who crosses her legs at the ankle.
Heidi Klum took the whole "would you still love me if I was a worm" question to a new level
My biggest boy, Lurch
Thinking about those beans.
I may have jumped the gun on making pot roast. The AC is still running.
Did you know you can order these while blind stinking sober?
14°F in Texas. Time for a big ol' pot pie while we wait for Gov Rolling Blackouts to determine our fate.
Brain Egg
When you're a banana
My big boy, Herman
International Mountain Day
Thanksgiving Traditions can be whatever you want.
Fuel for a long day of watching A Christmas Story on repeat.
Beef and broccoli with rice in my fancy new shallow bowls.
Instead of a Christmas selfie, enjoy my cat watching the Christmas classic, Gremlins.
My sweet Abby
Find someone who looks at you the way Abby looks at me.
Hawaiian style feast for the holiday
PO-TAY-TOES
I had an idea to put fried eggs on my quesadilla.
I don't know what's up with the mug posts, I just want to feel included.