Fire up the money printing machine!
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Senator Grassley promptly got on it 7 months later.
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I mean, that is ironclad.
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"No more work from home! Everyone back in the office!!" "No, not like that!!!"
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It just covers all bases.
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It probably just wasn't a good date.
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Naturally. Granting this request would benefit the wrong party.
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Well Dang, Mitch, do you think there are 1000 different things you could have done over the last 40 years that could have helped prevent us from being in the situation we are now?
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Coming soon to a press glazing near you:
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Honestly, he's less embarrassing when he's asleep than when he's doing the shit he does when he's awake.
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"That's the joke."
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*Doesn't hold breath*
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Oh no the leopards!
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It would be embarrassing to get fired before Whiskeyleaks Hegseth if any of them had any sense of shame.
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"But they were supposed to fix it and send it back to me to vote again!!" -Lisa Murkowski, probably.
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Most of these six only found out they had a vestigial spine in their way to the exit.
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"Also stop calling me racist just because nothing can shake my support for a racist."
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Do it Ladies!
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200,000 subscribers *so far*
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What's the over/under on the incoming pardon?
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Did the designer of Bowser's castles also do this staircase?
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In trump's America there are no bear markets. You're either in a bull market, or waiting for the bull market to resume.
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Since it looks like tariffs really are incoming...
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And there it is.
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Apropos of nothing.
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Yeah, the event coordinators had pre-screened all the material and displayed it on the teleprompter, but that doesn't mean they knew what he was going to say!
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So like... importation? The reverse of deporting is importing, right?
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Live your life in such a way that people don't cheer when they no longer have to be around you.
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Are you winning, son?
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"McBurney" is an apt name for this judge considering he just scorched the authors of this law.
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Donald Trump bringing Harvey Weinstein back into focus just to point out that *Harv* was the victim all along.
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It's getting closer, right?
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What the hell? Does he think he's texting Elon?
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How are the returns on Deez shaping up?
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This controller is what being a younger sibling in the 90s looked like
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I HATE competitive online games but I like this.
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Trump is absolutely right that the legal system doesn't treat him fairly.
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"The worst person you know just made a great point."
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It's a repost, but I'll stop reposting it when it stops being relevant.
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I just know I've seen this glowup somewhere before.
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So sometimes news media *is* eager to run with leaked documents.
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It's the same energy in each.
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What in the point-whoring botfarm is going on here??
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Ah shit
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Wowowow. Wow.
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May 31st was the DOW's best day of the year so far.
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The timing of this is definitely hard to overlook...
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I cannot believe the absolute carelessness of Fani Willis.
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Good thing the real steady hands are in the wheel!
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"The word 'coincidence' does not describe luck or mistakes. It describes that which fits together perfectly."
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Spot the lie, though.
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Genetics is cool.
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Saw this headline and thought I'd just clear it up a little.
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Someone send this to Gordon Ramsay
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Today is a great day to delete Twitter
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Manchin? *That* Joe Manchin?
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