Oh, I've been warned 500 times and I've been banned 500 more. And now I mark everything mature, so I won't be banned anymore.
Oh, I've been warned 500 times and I've been banned 500 more. And now I mark everything mature, so I won't be banned anymore.
Yeah, but they have to turn the body cams off first.
Business casual
And sea containers!
Jesus! Just get to the recipe!
Seems like a bit of regrowth for a fresh job... 🤔
At least they didnt nibble nobbys nuts
Okay. That thumbnail was concerning!
Hittin' This Mad Labia?
Am I the only one who read "do it yourself doodler" every damn time!!?
That right there is a pizza history
That'll be $36 and no you can't have a straw
So this is Air Bud
Imagine walking out of a coffee shop after a massive session and seeing this 🤣
*wonderwalk-ies
#3 Ty gonna change his name to Tyrannosaurus
If I was a praying mantis, I think that I'd be gay. It's not that I'm into mentis, but I'd get to keep my head this way. We'd worship each other's bodies, and after having sex; we wouldn't have to check our heads were still upon our necks. The only head that I would give would be the felatio kind, and while my lover wouldn't lose his head - I'd surely blow his mind.
Littering and...
I didn't think kids were named Karen anymore
But what about nah, yeah?
Am I the only person who was told to never cook the pepper? It makes it bitter. It's best put on after the dish is done... Or did I make that up in a dream?
My best friend was a stranger! Now I have free room and board and he allows me an hour of outside daylight time a day! If I'm good.
#28 just have a wank in the shower
#20 I think "dismay" may not be a strong enough word here
Surprised Australia isnt in a shape of a dick
You guys have training?
#34 I thought rimming coke was something different
That's a foul and a loss