Astramancer

60099 pts ยท March 8, 2015


You bribe the judges.

5 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think that's why you're supposed to measure the resonance frequency and avoid songs with a BPM in those octaves. Source: I made it up.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You had me at "butt rub"

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BE NOT AFRAID

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22 my dad died last year and the last thing he ever ate was ice cream. Considering he's had diabetes since his 20s and lived to 80 and it *wasn't* complications from diabetes that did him in, that says everything about his life.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Does she know?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I hit up my downspouts periodically with the ol' leaf blower. Keeps them nice and clear. Just don't forget to wear eye protection.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can see it sparking in the video.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are clearly a super-woman. Not a very comic-code friendly power, though.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life Hack: Eat less, move more!

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The cost isn't 2 billion per mile to lay tracks. It's 2 billion per mile to buy up land in one of the higher cost markets in the country. It would cost significantly less to run 8 miles of track through middle of nowhere kansas.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was kidnapped to be used as a hostage against the main character, so she didn't really have much of a choice. But yeah, everyone in that scene wasn't really dressed for it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I'm remembering correctly, they're on a snowy mountain peak in the pistol scene and her air conditioned house in the shotgun scene. So... shotgun in skivvies.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love how his body chemistry was almost literally "because fuck you, that's why."

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Good news! If you live in the US more and more states are gonna make you give the porn sites your actual real world ID just to use the internet for porn. So you'll be done with that, too.

2 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get a glass kiln for a microwave for about $40 on amazon. There's a napper online that makes arrowheads out of glass and melts blanks in a microwave.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if it was directly developed and deployed by the government, they *still* wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Even if they discussed classified documents from the program, they wouldn't have a leg to stand on. It's not actually illegal to have or spread classified docs, though it can cost you clearance if you have it. *Getting* the docs in the first place without breaking the law is pretty rough, if you didn't break the law to have them anyway that's the end of that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh great, where you were yesterday!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do yourself a favor and watch "The Princess Bride." Inigo Montoya is a character whose driving motivation is to hunt down and kill the man who killed his father, but the only thing he knows about him is that the man had 6 fingers, so he spent the whole movie talking about his search for a 6-fingered man.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TES appears to just be the name of the gas station. The numbers *should* be the price of gas, but presumably because things are so fucky they just aren't displaying the price on the advertising board. Basically this but with 6 grades of gas instead of 2.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

pressure washer.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They're rewards tokens for spending money at the chain. And since they're truckers, they spend a *lot* of money at the chain. Long haul truckers usually rack up way more than they will ever use.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He'll shit bricks!

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Honestly, a lot of those secondary concerns will be greatly diminished as knock-on effects from taxing the rich and supporting the poor. Without the superwealthy you won't have a bunch of superwealthy fucks sitting around bored trying to figure out how to start WWIII because it's the only thing they haven't done yet.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$1.50 raise *and* getting rid of problem bosses *and* ensuring future problem bosses will stop creating unnecessary drama.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just get hooty to cat-dog, each gets one end.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not like they're mining money in a non-geographically located money pit. Their economic activity is where it is because that's where the economy is. Taxing their economic activity won't change that. If they decide to gather their toys and go home that just means there's untapped economic activity to be had.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why more people don't realize that the ones wanting to look at everyones genitals are the problem and not the people whose genitals they want to look at.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1