Apothecarius

148129 pts ยท September 11, 2018


All my friends are dead, push me to the edge.

Wow

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"It's freshwater. All the big scary stuff lives out in salt water."

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Imagine it's a strand you hate. Like constantly spraying your face with a liquor that disgusts you, as you try to get out of there.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

"It's a surprise that oil prices are rising" Said the same man

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"super really truth really american bro trust me"

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*when you star pissing first thing in the morning*

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cappy would never hurt you

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No rocket launchers guiz

4 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

My only problem with co2 bb guns is the small cartridges. This looks fun as hell.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to scam someone and got her bike jacked

4 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Definitely already moved on. Document everything and get child support. You're not going to be able to take care of two kids by yourself.

4 days ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

"If his name isn't on there, we have to tear it down."
Okay, tear it down then.

4 days ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

You'll do better on the next needle. You could fit 3, 4 camels through that one.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meatspincommunion.com

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

I don't know if that's real life or from a movie

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Show me the non altered photo

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Noone does that

1 week ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Why do the wheels look completely fucking bald?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isreal should stop them

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never cared about any of this, because I'm just an adult taking a piss and then washing my hands.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where are the cash registers?

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

hopefully they like all the microplastics we give them

1 week ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

30% of america is literally just this

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everybody got food buffs?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're greeeeaaat!

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

AI garbage

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Ruined a perfectly good cymbal

1 week ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Air dropped a muslim woman onto dora the explorer

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Sangria, because it's sweet, and it's servings size is pitcher

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking a nap on the sofa, reached for a blanket and pulled my shoulder muscle.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0