ALoveLikePi

162747 pts · January 10, 2018


3.141592653589 tell your friends to get it right I said, tell your friend to get it right it’s like one part truth and one part cunning one part “let’s hit the ground running” I’m just trying to get it right I said, I’m just trying to get it right oh, oh, oh if you carry that stone then you’ll never change (never change) grow, grow, grow till they bury your bones and then rearrange (rearrange) Ima keep on rockin till I die, till I die, yeah hold me like a finger in the fire, in the fire, yeah on and on I’m singin “I don’t mind, I don’t mind” yeah Ima keep on rockin till I die, till I die

I think we are all going to need a play by play on the results of the test drive.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think he was just being facetious.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They say the n95s filter particulates from the air. But yes. He should be the one wearing the mask.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As much as I may try I doubt I could get all that cake in at once.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine being the first person to try botox for this and being like. Holy shit it worked.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nah it's fine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the dad's name was John Thatcher. And he was blind when his son came back. And he was working on fishing nets instead of thatch roofs

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. Have you not seen A Knights Tale?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 might show. Maybe

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take two.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never tried it. But I'm willing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nem nems.... I love her too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C) he kissed another woman.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This guy gets it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'ma need her number. For science.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love my robot butlers. Jeeves and Alfred. They are good boys sucking my floor dirt away

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus. He should have given up when she didn't get it.

5 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 9

The evergreen. it blocked the suez for a while. Get it? Get it?

5 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 1

I want the old testament.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably let it dry a week before eating it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know how badly I needed this new fetish in my life.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

.....shirts gonna be hard to get off with her hands tied up like that. There goes 10 bucks

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they like to treat themselves on special occasion. Or you know. Really fucking love IHOP

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wait so you don't live in florida?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those eggs are from another country entirely. There is a european flag on them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do a flat amount. 5 bucks if my bill is 20 or less. 50 or less is 10. And 20 for up to 100. But only cause I hate tipping change

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now this is a high IQ meme. Fucking skids.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

SHES ON TOP OF THE CAGE. SHES GONNA JUMP. OH MY GOD SHE CRUSHED HIM. SHE CRUSHED HIM SHE WINS THE MATCH (now pretend it's a wrestling match)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hannibal lecture. I died. And then I needed a really late healer

5 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

"Hello duck" I say before stuffing my leaf hole full.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0