AkademicEpidemik
90054
2446
85
Not mine and don’t know the OP :(
Apr 20, 2021 12:15 AM
AkademicEpidemik
90054
2446
85
Not mine and don’t know the OP :(
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
BosunMark
Well fuck it.. I thought Josh was a winner but now I'm gonna play smart and bet the other guy.
Asteroidrules
Send him to the Josh fight.
squirreltactics
Josh fainted
umbrellamaker
Josh hurts himself in his confusion
AragornMcBatmanSuperJesus
Least we know where he'll be in the next few days I guess
Jokerthehulk
Josh puts in robe and wizard hat
Psymecoleesis
idonthaveabetterusername
Ma hart
idonthaveabetterusername
Ma sol
Igoligirl
Is this one of the Josh's who will be fighting in 4 days?
cazaron
Josh using Encore would make Paulina use the same move though, not a wonder he got Friendzoned smh
Bojovnik84
Not enough PP for this move!
ssjb234
You don't use Encore on yourself; you use it on a different pokemon, and they use their last used move again. Learn your moves, Josh.
MarkOfTheCovenant
He still got a friend tho so he didn't totally lose out
BigFatJuicyMonkies
But encore effects the opponent, not the user.
Nintura1182
This is true. I am Josh. I can confirm
IdMessWithTexas
If she doesn’t get it, she’s not the one for you, Josh.
OmikronWeapon
there's more to it than "I see what you did there". attraction, mutual interests. And, not thinking you're a dweeb for trying it like this
ThanosTheGreat
She did the right thing.
AxelBeingCivil
I hope Josh finds someone nice who appreciates his nerdy side.
AxelBeingCivil
And Paulina too. Wish them both the best, really.
PaperStSoapCompany
Muffdiver9
What kind of idiot puts a Charizard up against a Blastoise? This is some Ash Ketchum shit using lightning on rock types.
MasterChristopher
You for real, right now? Electric-type attacks damage Rock-type Pokemon normally. It's Ground-type that isn't damage by Electric attacks.
MasterChristopher
It just happens that Ground/Rock is a commonly paired dual-typing.
GCRust
He took his shot and missed. Now he can move on instead of being stuck in a emotionally damaging objectifying/lusting from afar.
A1ekazam
Haha you must be new here. Feelings don't just die. Now he can painfully watch from afar until someone else comes along.
Menzobarrenza
It is possible to kill the feelings without a replacement and without harming yourself. It's just not easy
A1ekazam
I'm not over any of the women I've ever had feelings for. So idk how the hell you do that.
GCRust
Feelings are funny things. I've loved (actually loved) a few women in my day and I carry a torch for each to this day including the one I'm-
GCRust
-married to. The feelings aren't invalid simply because for one reason or another the situation didn't work. You just have to be honest w-
LooseSeall
Idk maybe try therapy? I still have fondness for the men I’ve loved but I’m definitely over them and no longer have the same feelings.
A1ekazam
Therapy never helped me. I've just never enjoyed it. I feel like I. Paying someone to give a shit ya know?
nightbeaver
Josh is an idiot. Ain't no chance he's getting laid acting like that.
ojisama
Could have been looking for something more than getting laid. Now he knows, good for him.
nightbeaver
Well...yeah, of course, that too.
LordLumpy
Would work on me. Maybe you're just boring.
nightbeaver
That would work on you? I guess you would really have to be into that person for this to work...
LordLumpy
Nah, just got to have a sense of humour. Mind, that does seem a rare thing these days. Point and proof...
nightbeaver
I don't think I ever asked a girl out without it been at least a little humerus in content...but it's been 12 years since I met my wife and
nightbeaver
I picked her up by saying, 'I wish I was a bird so my poo would be white. Can I come over and check yours?' Bad but not as bad has his...
LordLumpy
Asked mine out with a video game joke while we were playing together. Basically married now. Different strokes for different folks eh.
MaddogDelphi1997
friend zone'd lol
Kats8652
LocalZoophile
Oof, I don't think that's a friend
Cheekymonkey82
Seriously though why do men do this? Are they really expecting it to work?
LordLumpy
Maybe they are hoping someone has some humour, laughs, and goes yeah fuck it you seem fun.
LooseSeall
Tbf I loooove goofy shit but if someone suddenly asked me out this way I’d immediately cringe. I’ve had too many dudes use weird or quirky
LooseSeall
methods of asking me out without making any effort to know me that I idk I’m over it. I don’t have any context for their convos before now
LooseSeall
but the quickest way into my pants/a relationship with me is just treating me like a person and getting to know me a bit. Not a pickup line.
LordLumpy
Macewindow54
when you get shot down 90 times doing the normal thing you start saying fuck it.
omox
Mabe try with it different person?
Macewindow54
50 people in you really start saying fuck it
lafemmenikita
Maybe try the pokemon jokes first without the loaded question. If she likes it, THEN you can ask her out
ALoveLikePi
Jesus. He should have given up when she didn't get it.
UndulatingTerrain
That would require social intelligence.
schizznatt
Hey, she caught on pretty quickly, especially if she’s not familiar with that sort of thing.
pigoverthere
Zreen
Silverforte
he should never have done that to begin with
yourlocalgayfurry
If a guy asked me out like this I'd say yes in a heartbeat. Her loss.
Suicidalboomer
RIP ^ In-box
Thorinori
Why not? I would much rather date someone that responds well to this than someone who gets pissy over it being "not normal" or some crap
ordomalleus61337
Oh its case it's super lame.
ShamelessSeamus
You have no context to their current relationship. For all you know they're both huge Pokémon nerds.
welltechnicallyimnotarobot
Actually it's good to do that - it's better to be rejected being yourself than to be disingeneous and never get in a successful relationship
lafemmenikita
I don't believe this is 'being yourself' - this is 'act like a clown so you can pretend you didn't really mean it anyway when it fails'
welltechnicallyimnotarobot
to each their own. you're the one that sounds like a clown.
lafemmenikita
Sure, but can you tell me then exactly how 'I like you, would you go out with me some time' is MORE disingenuous than 'a wild Josh appears'?
SuperUpvote
Josh doesn't have enough burn heal. And he will never get his PP up.
FFBnuuyBoi
Peppylittlespitfire
lurklurkingmclurk
I just need to dot this. Best comment
Timetoupdatemyusername
It's amazing how some people can just upmeme a meme simply by text.
recliningpanda
Emulen
Charm sleeping, sleeping powder, harden, pound
Duceswild99
This is gold. The perfect comment does exist.
captnrogersb
Your at 69 so I cant upvote but I can give you a solid nice.
G33kMom
Prefect timing! /a/4uaawWn
Habfan18
He’s past 69 you can come back and vote since someone else ruined it
AkademicEpidemik
PP...lol
pyroshen
Not enough PP to use this move.
metalrulercid
That's what Paulina said
MyBigMouth
Should've just asked for a lift to Nebraksa for the meet up, only 4 days to go.
Isi151e
They rescheduled for the weekend eh, classic Josh
SteamingTheCat
I totally understand because I'm totally cool but my cat could use some help.
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2graves
Fuck I can't wait
Muffdiver9
I'm from Omaha and still trying to decide whether to go and check out the battle of the josh's.
HellFireGrunt
I really want to know if anyone shows up
whyisallthecheesegone
I lived in Bellevue for a bit, how is the old place?
kopper41222
as awful as ever.
Muffdiver9
I'm from Papillion, Bellevue is as terrible as ever.