LetsBuildSnowman
104231
1999
306
Apr 19, 2021 9:22 PM
LetsBuildSnowman
104231
1999
306
UnkindledOne
Poor guy. He's a dick obviously but didn't deserve death.
JackArnone
Why is the text in 8 different colors?
CatsAndBikesAndCarsAndBeer
[CITATION NEEDED]
GhostBear3067
https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Death_From_Above
brianBugCat
Silver linings
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
That's the coolest thing I never cared to know
LoopStricken
She looks very young and Japanese to be a married woman in Prague.
Lostradefaog
I mean she could have hit anybody she should have look down
BuffyFan1900
Names and dates or it didn't happen
ALoveLikePi
SHES ON TOP OF THE CAGE. SHES GONNA JUMP. OH MY GOD SHE CRUSHED HIM. SHE CRUSHED HIM SHE WINS THE MATCH (now pretend it's a wrestling match)
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
HawkmanXLII
reformedxile
peterbozeman
Good?
applesforjuice
How is this fp when every single person knows it's complete bullshit
Gboyfitbones
This reminds me of Magnolia
AtheistAnarchist
Perfect timing
meergull
Sure, I also won a lottery last week
Grimmrog
so it was murder then?
lotj
john cena theme intensifies
greetingspeasants
mutatedspleen
OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Dungeongeek
By “accident”
Prinnly
Sounds like she did one hell of a elbow drop
StoltzyStonks
That husband's name: Albert Einstein
weidermeijer
“I WILL mess with time!”
BrontTheGoodBoy
And then the bridge clapped.
weidermeijer
“I WILL mess with time!”
BosunMark
In 1967 Arlo Guthrie drove his motorcycle off a 150 foot cliff and didn't die. He landed on a police car. And it died.
xxoctavianxx
talk about instant karma
Imomimom
Perfect response!!!
loismustdie
Plot twist: cheating husband was actually attending secret therapy sessions to deal with his depressed and suicidal wife.
seakoos
She had to hit the ground eventually
stew9703
nope, the police picked her up instantly and shipped her to the second floor of a jail. You know who else was on the second floor?
stew9703
Crematorium.
theguywiththevoice
She threw herself at the ground and she missed.
Anuglierlucyliu
Hitchhikers Guide reference?
theguywiththevoice
Indeed. (And this one was Stargate)
KiwiGameDev
It’s possible that you have to be traveling at a certain velocity to qualify as “hitting” rather than “touching”
HasteTheFool
Harder, step-gravity!
KiwiGameDev
It would have taken you nothing to not post that
kilobet12
But they did. They did for us
Denvercoder09
She has been carried around ever since
jrhawk42
nope she's still floating to this day.
MacallanNeat
“Let go your earthly tether, and become wind.” -Guru Laghima
drcookieninja
Floating away from the haters and cheaters.
cainofdreaming
Flying is easy. You just need to miss the ground.
SlyMrFox
Easy if you're distracted.
AverySillyName
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Chicken nuggets
FoundThePineapple
Thank you! That's exactly what I thought of! WHERE DO THEY GO??
Treforce
The sea
WenTheEternallySurprised
FFS, Snopes debunked this in 2001. This goes back to unsolicited FAXES for heaven's sake.
IgnisInvictus
Snopes reports this as a Legend because there is a newspaper article from the 70's reporting this exact senerio.
Thelandfill
Beep bop beep bop
gunnsgalore
This is so old is predates fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw:
birnamredux
Nah. That was Amelia Earhart. She shook it off and went to the airport. The man she landed on was Robinson Crusoe. Strange world we live in.
thoushaltnotpass
The captain's name? Albert Einstein. And the flight attendant? Niels Bohr.
JoeyTrashbags
while probably fake, it is still a heartwarming story.
TheKoolAidMans
ok but if it did happen would she be charged with the murder of her husband.
LooseSeall
No, it wouldn’t be premeditated. The suicide was but killing him wasn’t. At most, some form of manslaughter
BlueTalon
Manslaughter, maybe.
tcdriver
Read They went that away by Malcolm Forbes
WenTheEternallySurprised
2. If you want someone to read something, at least TRY and get the title right, use punctuation, etc. Convince me.
tcdriver
Bite me .....be smart enough to not be an ass....look it up urself
blarglebrle
You are responsible for info you push. That is how this has worked since the dawn of civilization. Your downvotes are legitimate.
tcdriver
Lol down votes...I hand you enough info to lead anyone who wanted more a easy find....punctuation?....140 character?...roflmao
WenTheEternallySurprised
Um, a collection of urban myths and "everybody knows it" stories, complied by an investment specialist. Not a valid source.
tcdriver
Right if its written down or on the interwebs its a lie....ok whatever you say
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MrSaturday
Perfect.
WenTheEternallySurprised
Seriously, he didn't fact check one single thing there-it's a book of entertainment. Do you really think it's a historical source? Jesus.
tzahtman
Next you'll try to convince us the moon is real.
BuckCake
Things that never happened for $500 please
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strawmancy101
Umm...yes there were. From 1984 to 2001, the first round clues were $100 to 500.
TheLoyalVike
Thank you for the correction +1
HUGHgReaction
It’s a true story. The husbands name was Albert Einstein
dotHansin
I don't know, life has been known to be stranger than fiction.
tcdriver
It happened..read..."they went that way"....Malcolm Forbes....
magemorpheus
But... Prague!
reallynotmikepence
I believe that it happened. I just don't believe she wasn't aiming for him.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Your dad returning home with the milk and cigarettes he said he was going to pick up.
dabbycats
And pop tarts
TiredSnowball
Snopes says you're probably right https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fallen-angel/
taksoto
What is "your parents saying they love you"?
BuckCake
Never had parents so.. joke's on you!
WarWizardPhoenix
fuzzeenavel
If you’re gonna use quotes, it should be “I love you” or “we love you”
torisenblack
CooCooCaChew
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Are you okay?
BearsDontCare
TheMonkeysAngst
im in this comment and i dont like it
richbaBeast
Incorrect, the correct answer is, "your parents saying I'm proud of you."
pluralizeseverythingss
jjjjjjfc
2bithacker
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fallen-angel/
delecti
TLDR: "Legend", no verified instances of it happening, but it's not impossible it did at some point.
aceebro
That very Snopes page includes an article of it actually happening, IRL, in 1975 AND calls it a legend.
DrBlackMiami
Exactly
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
I want to imagine it happened but she wasn't killing herself she was just elbow dropping that mf from the roof WWE style.
Weavedaddy
I would be ok with this^
LespritDeLescalier22
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Roger did that to a guy in American dad....
SmoeAhsolse
Nah, people cheat all the time. Even right, now I'm also commenting on reddit.
Thewinterisstillhere
Get the rope
DoctorGonzo37
Slut
Pikkupanda
You bitch.
SmoeAhsolse
I'm apparently cheating on English grammar as well, what happened with that comma?
Pikkupanda
It's cheating too.