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HPSquirrelcraft
Sincerely,. Madison Cawthorn, Age: 5 and 1/2
chuckmangeony
I'm all for crapping on cawthorn but this is fake and photoshopped. Downvote time
bladderinfection
I bet he feels his parents screeching at him over his shoulder whenever he has to sign his name. “Write it right or do it over!”
KAPTKipper
This is kid who can only PRINT letters, using cursive.
certainlynotaserialkiller
Is that real or did a 5 year old write that?
ireplywithtwinpeaks
WhiteBoyWhoLovesHommus
Cauthon lmao not that cursive really matters though
TK421isAFK
It does if you're trying to use it.
Ahansard
Scollins! His National Hot Chocolate day joke is still the best I’ve heard this year. Genius.
thisuserisafk
Nice to know my HS educated ass has way better hand writing then a member of fucking Congress haha ? pathetic.
Diionysus
Lol is his hands disabled too?
Thispostisaboutacat
Holy shit, he’s a fourth grader.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Wait.. what!?
mrthewhitee
I mean, that's how every Madison I know signs her name...
majortool
Damnit, Scollins.
Baughr
Jeez is his hand crippled too?
rbudrick
This is like 5th grade handwriting.
katwilmb
People who vote for idiots like Cawthorn should be barred from voting for life. There are many others .
bushpotato
Behold, the internet mob at it again turning something mundane like bad handwriting into something evil because a guy we don't like did it.
SuperDramaticFusion
duhqueenmoki
I agree. I'd rather point out actual shit he did like bringing a loaded gun to an airport, participating in an insurrection, etc. than this
HisBubbliness
Who the hell is "Maclison Cauthon"?
TK421isAFK
Not sure, but that signature tells me she's a 13-year-old girl.
Muunk
❤️
BlackTrashTiger
Find the hidden penis in his signature!
psmith00
If I saw that signature with no other reference I'd swear it was a girl's, about 8 years old. How many kids does he trap in a year?
Imalwaysready
Surprised he didn't spell it Madysson or something stupid, too.
duhqueenmoki
It's fine if he has a sex tape. It's fine if he did consensual things to another guy for fun. It's fine if he dresses up in lingerie. But-
duhqueenmoki
-it's NOT fine that he doesn't get arrested for having a loaded gun at an airport, participates in an insurrection, and sides with racists
jscuster
Just how awful was the candidate he beat for that seat? Was the opponent a 90yo triple murderer wearing a severed dog head in their own ads?
malkavian3str
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_Davis
rbudrick
Jesus fucking christ. They voted for a special mental needs circus clown over this other highly qualified guy? What the fuck?
jscuster
Seriously how did the good people of NC choose him over another option?
soabtanmnl
Heavy gerrymandering. Voting districts are heavily favored to the GQP here. We're trying to do good, but the deck's stacked against us
jscuster
Looked it up. He defeated retired AF Col and judge who had such integrity he resigned rather than use evidence gained from torture at Gitmo.
jscuster
“Anyone with an R”… sigh.
youareagreatguybut
... is ... is this a joke?
palmo
Yes. His handwriting is child like and awful but it doesn't look like this.
palmo
whatspaulplayingtoday
No. The only shopped piece is the heart above the i. That's Cawthorn's legitimate signature.
palmo
No it isn't. The removed the r in his last name and change the spacing. His handwriting is a fucking travesty though. irl
nclu
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CuntCrotchula
Mf can't even spell his last name
GnomeDeGuerre
Cthon is clawing his way out from the back of his puny mind.
bk9000
Cursive is hard…
Sageypie
Not going to lie, I fuck up my name is cursive all the time. Like, "whoops, screwed up on that r there and that o looks like an a...ah well"
CloakedFigure
Does that surprise anyone?
cbale2000
It's almost like someone shopped it... but no one would do that, not on the internet...
notreallyaclevername
The only thing shopped is the heart. And somehow the heart makes it seem better. I think because I can look at it and assume it's a child's
notreallyaclevername
Signature and not an adult who has the power to make laws that affect me
Salpinus
Gotta admit that in my signature a Y basically becomes a J ??♂️
meatballdreamer
lmao yeah i was comparing them
MechKelly
I lose interest signing my name too and just make random scribbles for the last few letters.
B0bbyBiceps
my last name is a bunch of squggles with a discernable z and then back to squiggles cant forge my signature if my real signature is wrong
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Cauthon, close enough!
veroniDiver
No. He does not get to sully the surname of Matrim. Or Knotai...
bloodandbloodyashes
Hah! Nice. Or Horn Blower.
veroniDiver
I've always read Knotai as "Not I" or "Not eye"... both suits the blower of the horn. :)
Firebending
Csuthon. The 'a' looks more angled than round.
BoogiesOogie
While I don’t disagree, if you look at the first name you can clearly see that their (I don’t intend to infer the lawmakers pronouns)1/2
BoogiesOogie
Penmanship would suggest they were penning an “a”.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Can also compare to the very tight and angular 's' in Madison.
Sigmapcs9000
My last name has 10 letters, when I sign it I always forget or mess up 1-2 letters.
28dayslaterwasawarning
Mine has 11. But it's easy to spell as it's four common words strung together
IFinishyoursentencewithwrongendings
Isbebuttman
ImgursLibertarian
I have a capital letter, and some squiggles, then another capital letter and some squiggles.
AngurProne
Your signature can just be "making your mark" it doesn't need to be legible or contain any particular letters.
Sigmapcs9000
Exactly and if my full name is signed without mistakes then you can be sure it’s not my signature
DarralHunter
When I was younger my signature was my full name in cursive. Now it has evolved in to a cursive D with a number 3 overlapping it
MadamPuddifoot
D3, the Mighty Ducks?
DarralHunter
mebe21
Brb buying expensive things in your name.
Donk4donk
Mat Cauthon?
recury
Mike Tyson is that you?
Amonrob
Blood and bloody ashes.
GreaterDog
Elayne learning to swear from Mat
shuryou
and suddenly the dice stopped
Vallete
Matrim bloody Cauthon should not be mentioned in the same post as Madison Cawthorn
spittytrinkles
Tugs at braid.
Donk4donk
Nynaeve?
GreaterDog
Nope, just a beggar trying to get out of the rain *pulls hat down and scarf up*
laylowdown
Don’t compare that shot heel to Mat bloody Cauthon!!
veroniDiver
Knotai?
m0rose
Toy?
AMBM2
I could see Matt making his signature with a heart as a joke.
myotherrideisyermom
Wheel of Time - Still sad that Robert Jordan is gone. Felt bad now for cursing about how slow the next book would take to come out.
SkyRattlers
I’m pretty sure Sanderson finished the series better than Jordan would have.
myotherrideisyermom
Yes he finished the series. Curious why you think he did a better job at it? :)
SkyRattlers
Books 7-11 were an absolute chore to just get through. Jordan had lost focus on what his story was.
fireflyseasontwo
I think the heart has been photoshopped on but the rest is real - his handwriting is a mess too:
kabow94
I've seen worse.
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
I guarantee he holds his pencil using his entire hand. Also he sticks his tongue out while he is writing.
Ninjainslippers
I would rather focus on his complete moral bankruptcy than on how he writes things.
SnarkyDude
I mean I want to talk s*** but somewhere between my hand tremors and other writing disabilities it just looks like mine.
gjm147
This looks like Kevin McCallister wrote it
csullivan
This can’t be real?
iamgrilledcheese
Can he not afford an admin to hand write the note so he can just put his dog at the end???
iamgrilledcheese
Sig not dog
isaacofohiO1
It turns out his hands don't work very well either.
skylardarkfox
Advesaries.
We11thatwasC00L
The evil relatives of fairies
ScrooblyDoobles
I don’t hold bad handwriting against anyone, mine looks like an autistic 3 year old is having a seizure with a fist full of pencils
SpaceballsTheComment
I always sensed something sinister about him, but maybe he's actually a "converted" leftie?
ILikeToCallItLostWages
If you told me I wrote that, I'd have a hard time arguing
parkerh17
Purely from the penmanship I'd also struggle to tell.
GandalfTheGhey
There's two categories of shitty handwriting: doctor and kindergartner. And this is thoroughly the latter. LOL
keystotheairlock
Just... Just type it...?
Lulabel73
I bought a typewriter for this reason and now I have 14 of them. Help me!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Pretty sure it's the "anything digital could be leaked" worry. Ironically.
recury
Buy a typewriter??
ThomasThundersword
thats what the Russians did
theinternetconfusesme
IIRC the Soviets made tech during the Cold War to put keystroke loggers in type American writers
HeywouldJablowme
I have bad handwriting, but that literally looks like a small child's
CuntCrotchula
That really looks like a 5 year old wrote it. Like my handwriting is barely legible, but something about it feels less juvenile
trhopkins
Our mess is more stress induced jitters then the inability to control a writing instrument
Vortex153
Yeah, my handwriting is terrible but it still looks like an adult wrote it:
FireSolvesProblems
It's the spacing between the words.
RevengeIsIceCream
And not being on a straight line.
Teasaurus
I had some family over recently and one of them was confused why there was a little kids note on the counter. It was mine. I'm 23.
DevonGronka
3rd grade called. They said you have to come back because you never passed their handwriting or civics classes.
aPinchofMensch
As a person with shitty writing I feel personally attacked here.
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
I blame computers. Mom has great handwriting. My dad has fantastic handwriting. Grandparents all had good stuff. Mines fucked tho. ☹
textilelover
I don't have very nice handwriting and I graduated HS in '91. I write a LOT and always have, I just write too fast to be tidy.
DevonGronka
It's not just that it's bad; it's that it looks bizarrely childish. My handwriting is awful, but it doesn't look like I'm still in k-5.
TicoGuy
Lol same, I have his same hand writing. I promise I am not republican or 5
Goronhead
As a person with shitty writing; goddamn that's some shitty handwriting.
CommodusLeitdorf
Yeah this is basically my handwriting...
kallimandora101
People with good writing often work hard to achieve it. The only attack is on your unwillingness to do the same
DarkZalgo
Same. I have absolutely horrific handwriting. No doubt made worse due to the fact that I hand write maybe five words in the avg month.
MushroomFiend
So do I, but I'd have the foresight to type up a letter with a handwritten signature at the bottom. Maybe with a typewriter to be genuine.
Zombimancer
I had bad penmenship then switched to all caps print and now i get compliments when i hand write. Its too easy
asmallcat
As someone else with shit handwriting, that's why you perfect your signature and TYPE EVERYTHING ELSE!
Duskspeed
This dude gets it.
OdinParkour
This looks pretty damn close to my handwriting. I got to the point where its legible then didnt see the point in furthering that skill.
RedTailedHawk
Dear diary,
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
That's Russian cursive, isn't it?
Natdictit
Yep
ihavethelowground
Looks like a doctor wrote this
steveohnoes
As a pharmacist I can read this
WorkerLurker
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
the drafting engineer in me is screaming in horror
shinagami091
I have shitty handwriting too. My teachers event sent me home with extra writing homework when I was a kid. It didn’t stick.
VitaminJay
I won't slight him on penmanship, I broke my writing hand ages ago and my handwriting looks psychotic. Everything else he does is fair game.
interesseret
... who gives a shit about other people's handwriting? I write by hand on greeting cards and that's it. Waste of time.
CelestialSea
This reads like a fifth grader wrote it. No wonder Gaetz thinks women are 'over educated' if this is the kind of person he hangs out with.
LaffertyDanie1
Tbh it's better than mine that looks like an attempt by a blind third grader
Astral134
P.S., if you ever want to trade snacks at lunch, lemme know. I like fruit roll ups.
SerenePrincess013
My penmanship was artistic, up until my first head injury. Please don't bully someone's handwriting skills; we're better than that.
shamoolie
This is how serial killers write
likerice
Also that comma splice in the last sentence. Painful
Kottok
I'm 38 and my handwriting is worse. Despite all efforts, I could never get it nice.
SirSandwich
Lefty?
circlebreaker
The trick for me was to notice lettering written by others and rip off their form for individual letters. Font thievery is the way to go.
Carl99
37, Dyslexic, officially have the handwriting of a 5 eyar old. If i do hand-write and want it to be legible to other i use block capitals.
bodyvsspirit
Write with your elbow, not with your wrist
Josieandthebeans
Do you have big hands? Try a pen/pencil with a wider circumference. My dad has better hand writing now.
Kottok
I do have monster mitts. I'll give that a try. Thanks.
Josieandthebeans
Lol. Please report back your findings when you do!
Teasaurus
Same, I've tried for my 23 years on this earth but it's not improved in the last 15 of those years.
kingbudo101
As someone his age, The last time I had to hand write anything aside from notes was in elementary school. Mines just as bad because of that
parkerh17
Yeah we don't really write things anymore if others need to be able to read it. Also didn't use cursive once besides signing my name>
parkerh17
Since they taught it in 3rd grade. Our cursive sucks, nobody should be surprised by signatures like that now lol.
JiffyGee
I remember things more if I hand write it. That’s how I took college notes. Handwriting is a hybrid between cursive and print.
forensicfilesbestofseason1
Good handwriting should be mandatory for government representation
neomagus00
For what possible reason? What function can they not perform without this skill?
forensicfilesbestofseason1
It’s about fanciness
BrianDWrecker
Garnering the respect of the common folk! I’m only partially kidding. It’s honestly difficult to break into any management without decent
neomagus00
I'm curious where you work. In my experience (northeastern USA), is be shocked if anyone cared beyond "legible", and how'd they even know?