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I think my DoorDash driver was picked up by ICE
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I drove by DTW today, this was quicker than I thought!
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I bet
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“What’s stopping you?” Ummm… Fear of a traffic ticket?
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The helicopter tail helps him get down faster
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Poser
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Two appeared to have a payload, the other had “strings hanging off of it. Seems to me it dropped its payload somewhere, yeah?
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My girl woke me up at 6am and demanded we play fetch for 20 minutes
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Like f*cking for virginity
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The immaculate inoculation! Dumb AI
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This Imgur ad brought to you by the Iowa Department of Labor
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People actually start using tennis courts at a local park. Neighbors complained and got the tennis courts closed…
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Yes, I’d like to report a murder
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“We can save $10 if we just throw the patient into a trailer” “Deal!”
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Inspiring
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Just once in my life I’d like to be as comfortable as Gus looks here
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It’s like “Mexican Ninja Warrior” completely the course into the US and get $1,000 and a flight home!
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I think there might be some inefficiencies along our route…
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OC on random day: taken out my window, this guy doesn’t work for the city, but has a good lightsaber move
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Caught this internet LEGEND on the America’s Got Talent ad
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Just my Golden Boy snoring
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I think shrooms just fucking cured me!
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Doughnut
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It looked like a research van
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Woman and her friend brazenly stealing tips at my friend’s restaurant
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They had Corgi races at Lions halftime
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Tried to be a good friend, but I can’t take this anymore…
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Girl: Been trying to get into modeling for years. Agent: “We have a modeling gig for Amazon modeling a ‘time piece’”. Girl: “Great, sign me up!”
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Speed limit signs in Florida
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“I would come out with the screen, unless they’re expecting the screen, then I wouldn’t…. Throw a screen”
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High as fuck and hear a noise over my shoulder…
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Closet shelf fell overnight. Whoever put this up had no expectation of it lasting
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Just need to eat one before the rest fall in line…
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How high? This high…
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My boy made his TV debut barking in slow motion at the Detroit Tiger’s game.
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“But I didn’t practice anything!” “Just go out there and throw some sand around”
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You’d think for a place called BJ’s, they’d have the common courtesy
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Thought everyone could use some kitty paws to brighten your Monday morning.
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My brothers pup passed away this week. This was when he visited and Gizmo wasn’t quite sure about him
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About 2 seconds before he licked the side of the cup
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My cat gets a solid foot kick going when you give his ears a good scritch
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Tick tock mother fucker
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It takes a different level of stupid to try and cut in front of a street car…
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Folks are learning not to line up on Seider.
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Women’s rights protest in Detroit on Woodward Ave. Cops doing the right thing and are simply blocking traffic
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People are renting out Ukrainian Airbnbs to help the people of Ukraine. I say we start a list of OFs of Ukrainians we can help.
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VFX, you had ONE JOB!!
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Day 1: of Cheeseburgers he really wants inside of him
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Fuck these scamming motherfuckers!! Got my 80 year old father scared into signing up for $100 a month extended warranty on a brand new car… fuck every lowlife scum who operates these companies
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My cat is weird and absolutely loves belly rubs
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He’s starting to get used to his boots!
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Imagine paying for an advertisement just to get absolutely roasted in the comments
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Reviews on Amazon are absolutely independent and are not filtered for preferred products /s
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My “friend” who manages a small section of a shop floor was complaining that his employees “might” call off because of the foot of snow that’s forecasted.
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