No
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Ted Cruz simply cannot stop being a giant turd.
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600
The carry-out bag from Kerby’s offered some solid life advice today.
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568
He's finally better than Obama at something
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675
I mean, he IS a Russian asset
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10348
My uncle was awesome
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464
This is a very real concern
1
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228
Broke Backboard Mountain
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611
Hahahahaha
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106932
Talk Shit, Get Sick
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69271
Yesterday, I had a mustache hair curl up and touch a nose hair that was curling out of my nose.
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195
Super proud of my cousin
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552
Nice
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111
Twice in the last month.
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668
Crown Molding
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150
FYI in case anyone used to play these. Two of my favorites.
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1061
Just a thought
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107
The one day a year my username is relevant. I’d like to take this opportunity to besmirch it and post a picture of my sweet old lady.
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1079
Michael Cohen right now.
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1312
Technically not a selfie, MERRY CHRISTMAS
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451
May the indictments be with you.
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297
"Hey look! We put him next to a 12-year-old and he didn't molest her!"
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609
8U Celly Piles are the best Celly Piles
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239
yes? no?
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381
HE GOT IN. My dog got into Harvard. He's wicked smaht.
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2
181
Really everyone right now
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0
487
Welp, this brings back memories.
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445
Foster girl is doing just fine
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2
215
When you have to take a dump but all the stalls are taken and the urinal is your only choice.
1
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2322
Please do not read this if you have not seen Infinity War yet.
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446
Your bad ass of the day; Lindsey Lempke.
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1007
My baby girl.
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1312
Broke up with my girlfriend who happened to be a flying insect that gathered honey...
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1
435
My dog in a family picture. Full derp. Dare I say Derp Horizon.
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121
I laughed so I'm sharing
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3
107
Something tells me not to trust this.
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1
518
In case someone out there is having a shitty day
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98
Not Good
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4
195
Thinking I might purchase this image. I've never seen it before and it's sure to fair well.
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1053
My friends' legs melted together to form one super leg that then absorbed the armrest for the chair.
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206
When you're playing trivia and your buddy yells out "CHAD SMITH" to a question asking who is the Red Hot Chili Pepper's bassist.
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241
When you're tryin' to go to big beds and someone says treats.
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2
349
When your Tinder profile hasn't been getting any matches.
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276
Poutine
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♫ Takin' my van downtown, cops car pass, shit my pants and I'm home-bound ♫
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U.S. Senate. Guess which side is which.
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1260
WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF DEATH
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79
His final evolution
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1359
#TeamBanana
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767
This is the most disappointed, yet astonished surge protector I've ever seen.
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1
290
Happy National Best Friend Day
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110
Looks like Christmas came early to the citizens of Royal Oak, MI
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1386
The Dream has been realized
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193
TODAY IS THE DAY I ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM.
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887
This part was fookin awesome
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6944
Forgot to buy a wreath for Christmas but the good Lord works in mysterious ways and put one in the mainline of my house.
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684
Driving home this afternoon when suddenly
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3
622
Everyone simultaneously getting a message on their phone?
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1449