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May 6, 2014 11:25 PM
ukzephyr
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twostepsfromlost
Soviet bear is elected, Emily goes missing.
CascadeKitchenCounsellor
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/in_soviet_russia_they_have_the_whole_bear.jpg
fixer66
UpvoteAccount
This is pretty fucking awesome actually.
SoviettPolarbear
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO RELEVANT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. #SOVIETBEAR2014 (Whoever runnin' is not me)
ThatGreatDane
I was gonna mention you!
GrizzlyTrotsky
Huh. My name is relevant. FOR MOTHERLAND!
Radagestur
I would totally vote Soviet bear..
SoviettPolarbear
Soviet Bear appreciates your vote.
LooseCannonSpock
Dah. is wise choice, comrade
misslola
It's a shame that the humor of this is probably wasted on all the little teenagers.
linkskywalker14
How do I vote in your school elections?
moevlee
You don't have to vote, soviet bear vote for you and give himself 140%.
fakeandbake
Well. Did he win?
Bouncelab1
He's a she
darkforesthorse
Finally, someone asking the important question!
thegr8rambino
he wins new MiG-29!
Surelookbegrand
Bear with it til the results come out
sanitypotion
[Comment telling of answer from Reddit but actually just "I Lied" gif]
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
(Comment about how pissed I am)
SoviettPolarbear
Soviet Bear always wins.
LeSethX
Soviet Bear wins in my heart and mind. I don't care about what the results of that capitalist election. #SovietBear2014
Smajdalf
do we know now?
jollymancaveofboldcaramel
I keep reading STUCO as Stucco xD
AngelaPickles
That bear will be president one day.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Maybe not of America, but someplace.
ThatGrandTime
Man the amount of people who tried to do a Russian accent with this post
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
He'll win, but bearly.
Moonkey
I'd vote for him simply because I wouldn't want to vote for any of the others.
655321mnc
Yeah, they weren't clever at all... And that annoys me
FleetwoodMacSexPantsNewbandnameIcallit
Yeah! "We put the 'class' in class"? IT WAS ALREADY RIGHT THERE FRONT & CENTER
poptart22
This is the best thing I didnt know I needed in my life.
SpecialAgentSterlingArcher
Da, I vote.
sipos0
No need, your vote has already been cast for Soviet Bear.
NSAgent
@CIAgent, we need to make sure this bear doesn't win.
RickyRolls
SOVIET BEAR FOR NEW IMGUR MASCOT. GIRAFFE WEAR SILLY HAT. SILLY HAT IS COLOR OF THE ENEMY. VOTE SOVIET BEAR.
Rentheyacht
Why are all the normal posters written in that awful fat/thin font?
KellyBluebook15
well as one of the girls who created them, its because i'm left handed so it looks weird. this is kelly "hips dont lie"
1mguraddict
I'd vote for him!
eubtube
Anyone else read Soviet Bear in a Russian accent?
ReverendJ
Hell, I read this post in a Russin accent.
bentwrenches
Everyone.
MrCDXX
Not only do I read it in a Russian accent, I hear it in the voice of my college Russian professor...
AnonymousEnigmatik
Yes! I didn't even know I spoke bearussian until now!
NotACanadian
Bearlarus
RazorDak
I read it in the accent of the Soviet neighbor from the science fair episode of American dad
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Anyone else read this comment in Russian accent?
eubtube
Da.
ExplosivesAddict
I liked all of the above :D
MaxFreedom
In a Russian Bear accent.
iamthestigscanadiancousin
EVERYONE read Soviet Bear with Russian Accent.
itxtalone
yep all in Russian accent. laughed the entire way through
TheVerdantFool
I read it in a faux russian accent ala IGI or Red Alert.
TheGayPenguin
I read it in the voice of Nikolai Jakov.
sy48497
The abbreviation STUCO is incredibly STUpid. Much like the institution itself.
StillChasingFireflies
What is it?? Reminds me of that crap they use for walls.
Bohnson
Garden State Brick Face! My thoughts exactly!
nameandaddresswithheld
Have you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party
callmeklutchkid
dat HUAC reference doe, i see you sir.
Bohnson
I get that reference because I'm an old.
ematic
Lost it at "Class is tool of the enemy". I hope this goes on and we get more updates!
Epyon4mg
That really did make it! The icing on the cake!
MrBananaBeak
"My hips don't lie" Prostitution for student council, I dig it.
cousteau
Didn't an ex-prostitute once run for elections? Her motto was something like "If you're gonna be fucked, at least let a professional do it"
IDisregardYourOpinionAndInsertMyOwn
"What's a vote worth to you"
KellyBluebook15
I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding
nopost
How much will one vote get me?
KellyBluebook15
I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding
KellyBluebook15
I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding. This is "kelly"
SquirrelGripper
It's a thrust issue.
KellyBluebook15
I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding
godfreytheredbeard
It reeeeeally bugs me that the Russian part isn't in Cyrillic.
cousteau
But they use pseudo-cyrillic letters! Well, pseudo-greek. Well, the "E"s look like sigmas. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
weslesley
but the poster it's parodying was in backwards anyway so they probably went for that. #wemustgodeeper
mytardisisbiggerthanyours
Yeah it was weird translating phonetically
StillChasingFireflies
Да!!!! Хорошо! Yes!!!! Thank you for noticing!!!
threestep
Yeah, I tried to read it as Cyrillic then wondered what the hell was wrong. But hey at least they didn't use any backwards Rs.
MachineGunCaveman
Ya
StillChasingFireflies
Яeally?
VLCisacone
and they used the wrong word for 'vote'.
AnAlligatorWithBoltCutters
There is a word in Russian for 'vote'?
VLCisacone
As surprising as that may seem, yep! Golosovat. To vote or to cast your voice to be more exact.
Helenkellers
All that tape on the walls is sure to leave lots of Marx
tooomanysteves
G.R.O.A.N
NotLiable4Dmg
They need to stop Putin it there, Lenin them do that wasn't smart.
coopag
This deserves so many more upvotes its unreal
CocktailGaming
Specially in those weird Engels.
exarkoontz
Yeah but....ummmm....Trotsky?
justtherightamountofchesthair
You seem like you'd be a good friend
AlliKnowisFramptonComesAlive
And I'm the bad friend here to remind everyone that Marx was German.
vinnycthatwhoibe
butrz303
"Ace Ventura laugh"
MisterWho
Dammit Karl!
DoctorJohnAZoidbergMD
When I'm Russian to vote, there's no time for Stalin.
Admiralakbar1
Stop Bolshitting me.
sakkehattu
What is this treacherous talk ?! There must always be time for Stalin. You sound like you need a visit from the Soviet Bear.
edindill
I hope they didn't put them too high I otherwise Ukraine your neck just to see them...
edindill
*up
DoctorJohnAZoidbergMD
two years too late
AngryHumanoid
Well, he's got my vote.
captainbenis
And my Axe!
crey013
Is it just me or is reading the posters with a Russian accent funnier than a drunk Russian
SoviettPolarbear
Good. Soviet Bear approves this message.
MrBoomLazer
"But she doesn't even go here."
EspionageBear
Thank you.
Bouncelab1
Info soviet bear was a girl
TheGayPenguin
I cannot, in good conscience, upvote you, as your points are currently at 1337.
thegr8rambino
but does soviet bear have Su-25?
kohrah
Hell, based on those posters, the other candidates don't have a chance.
WingsOnAHorse
(1/2) I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count
WingsOnAHorse
(2/2) the votes, and how -Joseph Stalin
qussow
"Your thought of own vote is noted but irrelevant." - Soviet Bear
anotherrelevantusername
And my axe!
sanitypotion
I would vote for Soviet Bear purely because of the amazing graphic design on the signs.
SalenNinja
Sadly enough, this is how people vote in real political elections.....
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I'm pretty sure I've never voted for someone because they had campaign promos including Soviet Bear... yet.
SalenNinja
1/2 Well, what I meant was that way to many people vote for stuff because they have ''cool'' slogans/commercials and don't think for
SalenNinja
2/2 themself. So this post just made me sad. Sure it's fun but it's sad that it actually happens in the real world...
AngryHumanoid
I sincerely apologize to all the people who made basically the same comment as me but did not get upvoted as well.
1Rogue
Don't apologize relish in your victory
Albinoblackbears
Soviet bear doesn't need the week
FiveAxle
hips dont lie? wtf kind of campaign is that lol all i can picture is a slutty highschool student haha
lawrus
it's a reference to an ages-old song.
FiveAxle
I'm aware of the song thank you
lawrus
...I don't know why you had to get snippy
FiveAxle
snippy? i just said i know the song. how is that snippy?
lawrus
I'm aware of the song "thank you". Plus I assume it was you who down voted me.
FiveAxle
but i would totally vote soviet bear
trustmeimalinguist
if you're a high school boy, that's probably all you need.
seinfeldgifforeverything
http://www.pawneeindiana.com/images/city-council/brandi-maxxxx-hi.jpg
KellyBluebook15
I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding
ikmbaa
DUDE SHES 52
YourGod
A prostitution one..
KellyBluebook15
The hips dont lie is because I'm having surgery and I was making fun of my self. sorry for the missunderstanding
fakeandbake
I did a "got milk?" ad for my 8th grade election. people wrote on it about cum moustaches. I didn't know what cum was...
FiveAxle
oh lawd lmao
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Most of them probably didn't either ;)
ikmbaa
TRUST ME, EVERY 13 YEAR OLD BOY KNOWS WHAT CUM IS (OKAY I DIDNT BECAUSE IM A WEIRDO)
DeanBanks
Still not as bad as 5'2"...
SpecimenSpiff
OH, I thought it said, "She's 52." Like, umm, okay then!
Rentheyacht
Before your comment I thought it said "She's 52" and I assumed it was a community college or something.
theFowlness
You're Not Alone My Friend
Britboy
Yeah, all I could think was I bet she is an attractive female, short girls seem to be disproportionately attractive than tall girls
Beepity
"Fun Sized"
5NoteHalf
My gran was 5'2" and after seeing old pics, I know where I get all my good looks. (Yeah, I know that started out badly.)
Britboy
Yeah it started out horribly
5NoteHalf
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod-ohhhh! okay..."
CarlFisk
So...kids are even more attractive right? XD
EllaWells
As a 5'2" female, I am disinclined to argue ;)
FlatPlutoSociety
Man, seniors in high school now were ten when that song came out.
YourGod
Ohhh meen, I'm old.
workundone
Oh men. Oh men... WHO ARE YOU?
YourGod
try to guess...
basilpesto69
A meeen