So my school is holding elections for student council... and someone has decided to run as Soviet Bear

May 6, 2014 11:25 PM

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Soviet bear is elected, Emily goes missing.

12 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is pretty fucking awesome actually.

12 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 2

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO RELEVANT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. #SOVIETBEAR2014 (Whoever runnin' is not me)

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I was gonna mention you!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Huh. My name is relevant. FOR MOTHERLAND!

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I would totally vote Soviet bear..

12 years ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 4

Soviet Bear appreciates your vote.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dah. is wise choice, comrade

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's a shame that the humor of this is probably wasted on all the little teenagers.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

How do I vote in your school elections?

12 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

You don't have to vote, soviet bear vote for you and give himself 140%.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well. Did he win?

12 years ago | Likes 757 Dislikes 4

He's a she

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Finally, someone asking the important question!

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

he wins new MiG-29!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bear with it til the results come out

12 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 2

[Comment telling of answer from Reddit but actually just "I Lied" gif]

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

(Comment about how pissed I am)

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Soviet Bear always wins.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Soviet Bear wins in my heart and mind. I don't care about what the results of that capitalist election. #SovietBear2014

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

do we know now?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I keep reading STUCO as Stucco xD

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That bear will be president one day.

12 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 1

Maybe not of America, but someplace.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man the amount of people who tried to do a Russian accent with this post

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He'll win, but bearly.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I'd vote for him simply because I wouldn't want to vote for any of the others.

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Yeah, they weren't clever at all... And that annoys me

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah! "We put the 'class' in class"? IT WAS ALREADY RIGHT THERE FRONT & CENTER

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This is the best thing I didnt know I needed in my life.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Da, I vote.

12 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

No need, your vote has already been cast for Soviet Bear.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@CIAgent, we need to make sure this bear doesn't win.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

SOVIET BEAR FOR NEW IMGUR MASCOT. GIRAFFE WEAR SILLY HAT. SILLY HAT IS COLOR OF THE ENEMY. VOTE SOVIET BEAR.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Why are all the normal posters written in that awful fat/thin font?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

well as one of the girls who created them, its because i'm left handed so it looks weird. this is kelly "hips dont lie"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd vote for him!

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Anyone else read Soviet Bear in a Russian accent?

12 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 11

Hell, I read this post in a Russin accent.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Everyone.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Not only do I read it in a Russian accent, I hear it in the voice of my college Russian professor...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! I didn't even know I spoke bearussian until now!

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bearlarus

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read it in the accent of the Soviet neighbor from the science fair episode of American dad

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else read this comment in Russian accent?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Da.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked all of the above :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a Russian Bear accent.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

EVERYONE read Soviet Bear with Russian Accent.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep all in Russian accent. laughed the entire way through

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read it in a faux russian accent ala IGI or Red Alert.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it in the voice of Nikolai Jakov.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The abbreviation STUCO is incredibly STUpid. Much like the institution itself.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

What is it?? Reminds me of that crap they use for walls.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Garden State Brick Face! My thoughts exactly!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

dat HUAC reference doe, i see you sir.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I get that reference because I'm an old.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "Class is tool of the enemy". I hope this goes on and we get more updates!

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That really did make it! The icing on the cake!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My hips don't lie" Prostitution for student council, I dig it.

12 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 11

Didn't an ex-prostitute once run for elections? Her motto was something like "If you're gonna be fucked, at least let a professional do it"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What's a vote worth to you"

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much will one vote get me?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding. This is "kelly"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a thrust issue.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It reeeeeally bugs me that the Russian part isn't in Cyrillic.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

But they use pseudo-cyrillic letters! Well, pseudo-greek. Well, the "E"s look like sigmas. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but the poster it's parodying was in backwards anyway so they probably went for that. #wemustgodeeper

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it was weird translating phonetically

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Да!!!! Хорошо! Yes!!!! Thank you for noticing!!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I tried to read it as Cyrillic then wondered what the hell was wrong. But hey at least they didn't use any backwards Rs.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Яeally?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and they used the wrong word for 'vote'.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There is a word in Russian for 'vote'?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As surprising as that may seem, yep! Golosovat. To vote or to cast your voice to be more exact.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that tape on the walls is sure to leave lots of Marx

12 years ago | Likes 2335 Dislikes 13

G.R.O.A.N

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need to stop Putin it there, Lenin them do that wasn't smart.

12 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

This deserves so many more upvotes its unreal

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Specially in those weird Engels.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Yeah but....ummmm....Trotsky?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You seem like you'd be a good friend

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And I'm the bad friend here to remind everyone that Marx was German.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Ace Ventura laugh"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit Karl!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I'm Russian to vote, there's no time for Stalin.

12 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 2

Stop Bolshitting me.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What is this treacherous talk ?! There must always be time for Stalin. You sound like you need a visit from the Soviet Bear.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I hope they didn't put them too high I otherwise Ukraine your neck just to see them...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

two years too late

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he's got my vote.

12 years ago | Likes 2341 Dislikes 10

And my Axe!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it just me or is reading the posters with a Russian accent funnier than a drunk Russian

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good. Soviet Bear approves this message.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"But she doesn't even go here."

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Info soviet bear was a girl

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cannot, in good conscience, upvote you, as your points are currently at 1337.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but does soviet bear have Su-25?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell, based on those posters, the other candidates don't have a chance.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(1/2) I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) the votes, and how -Joseph Stalin

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Your thought of own vote is noted but irrelevant." - Soviet Bear

12 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

And my axe!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I would vote for Soviet Bear purely because of the amazing graphic design on the signs.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sadly enough, this is how people vote in real political elections.....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I've never voted for someone because they had campaign promos including Soviet Bear... yet.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1/2 Well, what I meant was that way to many people vote for stuff because they have ''cool'' slogans/commercials and don't think for

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 themself. So this post just made me sad. Sure it's fun but it's sad that it actually happens in the real world...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sincerely apologize to all the people who made basically the same comment as me but did not get upvoted as well.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Don't apologize relish in your victory

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Soviet bear doesn't need the week

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

hips dont lie? wtf kind of campaign is that lol all i can picture is a slutty highschool student haha

12 years ago | Likes 1141 Dislikes 20

it's a reference to an ages-old song.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 26

I'm aware of the song thank you

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

...I don't know why you had to get snippy

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 24

snippy? i just said i know the song. how is that snippy?

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I'm aware of the song "thank you". Plus I assume it was you who down voted me.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 16

but i would totally vote soviet bear

12 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

if you're a high school boy, that's probably all you need.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm having hip surgery, its a pun. Sorry for the missunderstanding

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DUDE SHES 52

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A prostitution one..

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The hips dont lie is because I'm having surgery and I was making fun of my self. sorry for the missunderstanding

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did a "got milk?" ad for my 8th grade election. people wrote on it about cum moustaches. I didn't know what cum was...

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

oh lawd lmao

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most of them probably didn't either ;)

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

TRUST ME, EVERY 13 YEAR OLD BOY KNOWS WHAT CUM IS (OKAY I DIDNT BECAUSE IM A WEIRDO)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still not as bad as 5'2"...

12 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 4

OH, I thought it said, "She's 52." Like, umm, okay then!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before your comment I thought it said "She's 52" and I assumed it was a community college or something.

12 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

You're Not Alone My Friend

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, all I could think was I bet she is an attractive female, short girls seem to be disproportionately attractive than tall girls

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

"Fun Sized"

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

My gran was 5'2" and after seeing old pics, I know where I get all my good looks. (Yeah, I know that started out badly.)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it started out horribly

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod-ohhhh! okay..."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...kids are even more attractive right? XD

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As a 5'2" female, I am disinclined to argue ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man, seniors in high school now were ten when that song came out.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Ohhh meen, I'm old.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh men. Oh men... WHO ARE YOU?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

try to guess...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A meeen

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