For my cake day I present you Sonny and Wilbur.
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I may be going "out of town" for "a little bit" so I can "overthrow a puppet government"
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It’s my cake day, I never remember my cake day. Here are a bunch of pictures of Sonny and Wilbur.
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Introducing Sonny and Wilbur
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Introducing "Inconsequential Opinion Porpoise"
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Tales from the NSA
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Super bummed
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Holy Moving Goalpost Batman!
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Tin foil hats make my scalp itch.
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Banana for Scale
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MRW its my Cakeday, so I dip my Fingers in Blood But Nobody Wants to Give me a High Fave
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no les bastardes carborun-dogum
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Game of Tyrones
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MRW I email my advisor my masters thesis!
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But he did insert a monarchy in the Land of Make Believe.
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Or you can swallow the big ass pill...
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Origin of NSAgent
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Today I finally beat Facebook.
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The greatest face swap of all time.
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Tales from working 6 years in a cubicle
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MRW my wife wants to listen to the leaked Taylor Swift album instead of going out.
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