Figured you guys would appreciate this. Australian Academy of Motion Pictures in Melbourne
articuno has no idea what he's doing.
He caught me playing paparazzi and struck a pose
damn it, you will fly if I fill up the moon, why not when you're in danger?
TIL. Thanks, Vienna!
I crushed my tea light holder and I think it's trying to seduce me
My new keyring, sums me up pretty well
Well, I was *planning* to sit at my computer, but it seems to be occupied.
TIL my pizza might be a rapist.
A surprising number of screws hold together a tiny 12-inch laptop from 8 years ago..
This is the.. girthiest banana I've ever seen
What do you want to do tonight, babe?
"take it again from the above angle, everyone knows that's the most flattering. Okay, now I'll make a cute face. And.. go"
I'm not saying this guy looks like a dick on wheels... But I would like to humbly suggest "guitar and two saddlebags" as a new euphemism for the man bits :D
Re-uploading because I can never find this pic when I want to use it. Submitting to gallery in case anyone else feels the same.