MrBoomLazer

34574 pts · September 16, 2013


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When Bae is looking sharp.

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MRW my room mate is hogging the bathroom when I need my face paralysis medicine from on of the drawers.

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Comments 6
Views 4047

What it's like to upvote a comment with negatve points.

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Saw this in an album on the front page. I wish they titled this one 'Snow Fight"

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When you're walking on your carpet and step in Cheetos dust. 

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When you get home from a first date and you can finally release that fart you've had in a figurative full nelson for four ours.

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When you're talking to some one with something in their teeth but you can't say anything.

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When she turns around and you see that 11/11 booty

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Uh oh Hotdog!

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Life

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The gif that got me to finally join Imgur after being a long time lurker.

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eye cry evverytim

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Party like you're a retail worker getting drunk on a Wednesday night and its not so bad because we don't have real weekends :D

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Me trying to handle life lately

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When you can spot a post lying about being OC

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When some one asks me if i want some quack.

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My experience trying to make friends outside of high school.

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When you're on your first date and she runs away when she sees your Top Ramen flavor packet falls out your wallet.

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MRW my dog looks at me like he doesn't know what a good boy he is.

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Sadly this is what I usually do whenever I'm drunk.

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This pretty much sums up my first sexual experience.

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Life

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MRW triple fisting

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As a nursery professional, this gives me a botanical boner.

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When you try to pull off those plastic string things that hold the tags on new cloths with your bare hand instead of using the folded tag and you felt so smart the first time you learned that trick but not you're not feeling smart cause you forgot it.

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Banana FOR MURDER!

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My first time went a little something like this

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That feel when you have to sneeze but can't quite sneeze.

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I start my weekend today. Also my weekend lasts one day.

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MRW when i saw that there is going to be a new WoW expansion announced in a few days.

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There is always that one guy at the party that just does his own thing. I'm usually that guy.

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MRW my little brother likes to point out that he is taller than me now.

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"BOUNCE BOUNCE MOTHER FUCKER"

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My first experience going downtown.

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MRW my battery in my watch dies.

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MFW I can touch the top of the screen ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้

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MRW I try on my friend's glasses.

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Life

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MRW my room mates get home.

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Its friday and I really just want to get my dick wet.

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When you nut but she keeps suckin

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MRW anything political pops up in the conversation I'm in.

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Test

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My typical reaction when It sinks it what i just finished jacking off to.

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Life

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Let a fart slip in front of my girlfriend's parents. Promptly left.

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What it feels like to be a 5 trying to hit on a 9.

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TFW you hear a funny joke and lose the ability to breathe

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MFW the laxatives kick in.

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When you get a new jacket and its really smooth.

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When the blinker of the car in front of you is slightly off from yours.

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My first experience trying to chug hard alcohol.

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MRW when the anesthesia starts to wear off.

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When the pu$$y is as sweet as honey.

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MRW I'm moving into a new apartment new room mates that happen to be my best friends.

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When she says she's "not in the mood"

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MRW the cashier at the KFC keeps going on about their sale.

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Views 206

Sometimes user sub be all like: Front page? Front page?

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