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May 18, 2026 4:12 PM

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ronda_rousey

It wasn’t a pay per view, but I still want my money back for that tussle. So. Disappointed.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

best joke I saw was that the fight lasted 14.88 seconds

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'd let her break my arm for a million dollars.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Carano might have been in the new Mandalorian movie if she hadn’t revealed herself as a hardcore Nazi!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its obviously a Jake Paul caliber fight, I dont know why they didnt at least drag it out a little to give some show to the customers. Like when it's already a meme why not at least give a little showmanship? 17 seconds. What a joke.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope netflix stops letting Jake Paul produce fights...

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m trying to remember the movie scene where a boxing match started, one guy threw an air punch a mile away and the other guy just dropped on cue and ref calls the fight. Seems it might be a Naked Gun scene or something.

Seems rather unsportsmanlike to just create all this PR for something that was over faster than Ben Shapiro’s eyebrow trimming.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The movie Sgt. Bilko had a scene like that, except BOTH guys dropped (both guys thought they were getting paid to take a dive).

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

Cara Dune in The Mandalorian

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I actaully liked her character in the series, but as an actress I was glad to see her go!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So is Rhonda a conservative shill or is she smart enough to keep her mouth shut about being one?

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Only thing I know about her is she was a sandy hook denier but actually made a very convincing apology after (at least to me). Doesnt mean she is or isn’t republican still.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just read the apology. Still seems pretty odd to post a video if she "didn't believe it." But yeah she seemed aware of the problem with famous people boosting that sort of thing. And I guess it's pretty difficult to fathom someone murdering a bunch of kids

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's had some spats with trump and refused to do the white house UFC event later this summer because she doesn't like him.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She said she had "better shit to do" lol

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is kind of like those 'random fat white dude' vs Mike Tyson in the 1990s, fights.

4 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 4

I was thinking more along the lines of rando hick challenging Butterbean, but the premise is basically the same.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mike Tyson vs his weight in wolverines!"
"AAAAAGH! WHY COULDN'T I FIGHT THE SCHOOLGIRLS!?"

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It is almost as if cutting weight with Ozempic is a bad idea. And Carano was a middling fighter. Hadnt fought in a decade. Whereas Rousey is still an active pro-wrestler. Meaning she kept in shape.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I would not say Rousey is an active pro-wrestler. She made one appearance in March this year at AEW Revolution to support her friend Maria Shafir. But that is it. She retired from the WWE in 2023. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4T80SGbqDM0

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That was Ring of Honor. She wrestled Toni Storm in 2026. See man, ya have to look past the AI bit in your Google search.
And excuse me "part-time' pro-wrestler. Which is still more active in training Carano.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

The match with Toni Storm was cancelled. See man, ya have to look past the AI bit in your Google search.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I forgot she just got in Toni's face or whatever. My point still stands. She is in better shape than Carano. Also, AI overview doesnt say shit about Toni Storm, dipshit.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And Rousey only lasted a couple of fights too. Once she faced a striker that had decent ground defense she was cooked.

4 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 6

Also, Rousey's trainer gassed her up too much about her stand up game and told Rhonda that she could stand and bang with a world class kickboxer instead of sticking to her grappling game. Pretty dumb on the trainer's part.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

my understanding at the time was that the organizers had told her, and her trainer, that grapple and 17 second takedowns make for a boring show and she needed to be a striker to stay interesting enough to continue to be put on the card. She and her trainer said okay, and then tried to turn a grappler into a striker at which point she got knocked out twice in a row and bailed.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ahhh, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks for the additional info.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago (deleted May 18, 2026 10:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

She had 13 MMA fights after the Rousey fight...

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

She lost most of them and never won another title in UFC.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Never said she did, you basically spread misinformation to fit your narrative now you move the goal post.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Bullshit. She fell down the card. She lost the rest of her fights but like one. I didn't mean she vanished from the face of the planet. Go look up "pedantic."

She wasn't some unstoppable beast. She studied how to beat Rousey and did it. But sure, I have a "narrative."

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Yeah, it really revealed her character as an athlete. No one has a perfect record, but a single loss broke her spirit.

4 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

She couldn't even handle being disliked as a heel in WWE

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The bigger the ego, the bigger the crack

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Double the pride, twice the fall

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

carano quit after the one loss. Rousey lost to Holm and then Nunes before she did. Which, is still only two, but its more than one.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You know, that is true, its also less than 3

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big if true!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll double check the math and get back to you.... hang on...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should I care who any of these people are?

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

haha no... no way. Even when they were quasi-relevant to current events they weren't worth knowing about. This is baby step 1138 towards the eventual Running Man dystopia in our future.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah ok but have you seen Haywire? Because it's also awful.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Her acting is yes. The fight choreo in that movie rules.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

100% a money play. Neither in shape for a real bout, and both more than a decade out of the ring. If you paid to watch this, you are a big part of the problem

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I watched all these fights and I was entertained. Sometimes even mediocre fights are good. Watching Rhonda break out that arm bar again was kind of cool

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was on Netflix. I guess that is still "paid", but meh. I watched it, the undercard was pretty wild. I was hoping for more though.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MMA is disgusting. Seems pretty fitting that trump would host bouts at the WH and that paramount-maga-CBS has been airing bouts.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The arena was empty, they didnt even bother to take a slghltly smaller arena, 20 min wait between each fight 2 lasted around 2 min and another one 5 min. so 2 hours for 15 min of fight max.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

17 seconds = $1.05 million. She's laughing all the way to the bank.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder if getting beat made her feel like a Holocaust victim? To think she had a big fan base as an actor and she gave it up to service the pedophile she worships.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More like Gina Career-no, am I right?

4 months ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 3

Yeah, bums me out. Always liked her and hoped her career would take off after 'Haywire.' Liked her in Mando, but then she got all Nazi-like. Was really hard to reconcile who I thought she was and who she was. Sad she's like that and sad that I can't be a fan. I keep hoping for a redemption arc, but I doubt it. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2syODByNTN4dnY1c3Vnam43Ym80dGsyMDJjaHRjaTB2eTA5cjFzbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bqZadRhjePrJeqONfL/200w.webp

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She made a bunch of money from those 17 seconds, so I don't think she cares.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't remember but wasn't Rhonda also problematic? or am I misremembering events.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yup. She could never admit defeat. She still brings Up excuses for her loses. It's been 10 years get over it.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'd say her transphobic comments are a bigger deal.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yes. She makes lots of transphobic comments.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I didn't know about this so I looked it up and found this:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/ronda-rousey-mortal-kombat-11-transphobia/

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She also claimed Sandy Hook was a hoax.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep! That's mentioned in the article above.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah that and sandy hook was it. I remember now, thank you.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is a really pos.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad, I liked her character in The Mandalorian but she shouldn’t’ve gone nazi, I have no respect.

4 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 7

I am behind the times apparently: What did Gina Carano do? She's a nazi?!?!

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It was nice seeing a badass, buff woman, but her line delivery has always been wooden (which is why she did so well in Deadpool—just physicality, few lines).

4 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Like a beautiful oak tree

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Agreed.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ronda got $2 million for that "fight" and Gina $1 million.

4 months ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 1

Gina had been out of competition for 17 years. Nothing, no training, no fighting, just OUT. Rhonda had been playing around with wrestling so at least was in semi-competitive shape. THIS WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE A SHAM, and both of them profited nicely.

4 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Not woke? Arm broke

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wish I could get paid $2mil for smacking the stupid off a MAGA Chud...

4 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I thought they were both Maga pieces of shit?

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Could be, I just know that Carrano is for sure.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've read that Rousey was on contract to never say anything bad about DJT from Dana White.

I'm sure that only lasted while she was in the UFC production. But considering the wrestling promotion she's been involved with also has ties to the administration... I wouldn't be surprised if they all have that stipulation. Even if it's just to protect themselves from the cult of idiocy that is MAGA.

And I feel like MAGA really likes wrasslin'.

Two sweaty dudes jumping around? Right up their alley.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would you take any amount of money to be humiliated like that? Wait, that’s a dumb question.

4 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 7

Most people pay good money to be humiliated!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd fight for all I could for a one million bucks. Even letting myself get headlocked between her thighs and maybe a dislocated shoulder.

4 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

A lot would PAY to get headlocked like that.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She got paid a million dollars to drop 80 pounds and get back in the shape she was at 25. Seems like a good deal to me.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Typically one has to PAY to be manhandled by a muscular woman like that.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MAGA like Carrano typically do it for free, so a cool $1mil would be an upgrade. It's also badly needed after she torpedoed her own Star Wars career she had lined up.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you’re good at something never do it for free.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Id do it for new cabinets

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would I take a million dollars to be beaten up by Ronda Rousey? Sir I would pay money to be beaten up by Ronda Rousey.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

As stated in the OP, she "acted" in shapiros movies. She's done far, far more embarrassing things for cash.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I humiliate myself for peanuts pretty much every week

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think Rousey grabbing your arm is the path to a lot of people’s humiliation. I think like 90% of her wins came that way.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would take a LOT less. I’m not looking to get humiliated.. but $20 is $20

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do something you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

4 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

A degenerate of culture, I see

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do something you love and you'll work every day of your life

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Real

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea, but how much money di she get for 17 seconds with Rousey vs The Daily Wire bullshit?

That said Organized sports and ESPECIALLY UFC are a fucking racket.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's been lovely seeing all these MAGAts getting bopped in the ring.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In the next Instagram post they'll both say they shouldn't have to pay taxes on the money they "EARNED"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thinking these fights are anything but money laundering at this point is nothing short of naive

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was the lady from Mandalorian, yes? Sad that they decided to cut the character out, I loved the idea of an Alderaanian on a vendetta. I'd preferred if they'd just replaced Carano.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, Cara Dune was a good character. To think, if things hadn't gone the way they did, Gina would have her own Disney+ series now. I think she was slated to star in Rangers of the New Republic, a spin off from Mandalorian and in the same universe as the other live action shows.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sad! Sounds like a project of Filoni's that I could have gotten behind... I'm not a fan of how he practically re-writes Star Wars with his live-action shows so that the characters that he created in Clone Wars and Rebels are the actual protagonists of the saga. I'm more an original trilogy girl.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a fight a money grab. Glad I am not dumb enough to pay for crap like that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will be back, in the White House, in a cage match. USA! USA!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wait, both of these people are still fighting? I haven't heard about either of them in years.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Having failed a run for president, McGregor's on his way back too :D

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

payday fight.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No they're not still fighting. It was a gimmick match

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rousey's first fight in 10 years; Carano's first fight in 17 years. This was just a money grab.

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IIRC, Carano basically left MMA after losing once, whereas Rousey had to lose twice... granted, Rousey got her ass handed to her on a silver platter both of those times, but still :P

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Another idiot venture from Jake Paul to take other dumb people's money to make even the dumber richer. It's cyclical.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jake Paul’s speech is permanently slurred now, so that’s nice

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How many dollars per second did they both make?

4 months ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 0

Rousey made 2.2 mil and carano 1 mil

4 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I mostly don't care, but if it is only 17 seconds, can someone post a clip?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I will describe it for you. Rousey knocked her to the ground, punched her in the face a few times and then did her arm bar until she tapped after a second, which is the move she has always done to win.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, thank you.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't pay professional athletes for their performance at the event, we pay them for the performance required to get to the event

4 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 9

I'd argue they get paid for the derivative value their fight produces. The gambling industry that it.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

So the UFC makes their main revenue stream off of gambling? Obviously no. You’re close to making a good point, but the op comment is 1000% correct. They generated money because of what they did before and who they are.
Gambling on them is only going to draw attention because of what they did before and who they are.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I wish club promoters took this same approach to bands.

You're not just paying for the 45minute-1 hour set.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Combined total of ~$3 million for 17 seconds means each one made around $88,000/second

4 months ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 0

88k DPS is pretty good in general

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I get my ass kicked at the same rate?

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Of time? We'll call it a speed run for charity

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same pay rate, if it takes longer to knock me out, I get paid more. (Spoiler alert: I’m weak so it won’t take longer)

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm weak, too, but I have a freakishly high pain threshold

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

88 is Gina's favorite number. Nazi ass terf.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean you kind of got to factor in training time and how long these athletes go between fights too.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

......the point is that they shouldn't be making that amount.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Why not? The event made the ufc about 10x that I don’t think they got paid enough.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she would be paid 88k per second. She’d be a billionaire in a little over 3 hours. And after 90 days she’d be the richest person in the world

4 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

So crazy that at a rate of 88k per second it would still take 90 days to dethrone the current richest person in the world.

4 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thought. 88k/second for 90 days is crazy.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yesterday I found $20 on the ground. I instantly saw it, so it was like 0.01 seconds. That's $120,000 per hour!

4 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

you should've looked for a full second!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep it up!

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've found a quarter on the road before and if you were to slow down time to the exact moment my fingers touched the coin then I went from not possessing the coin to possessing it in one Planck time, which is the amount of time it takes a photon travelling at the speed of light to travel one Planck's length. So I made 134.750 quattuordecillion dollars per second.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fight was a joke and fixed as hell. just like anything jake paul is involved in

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No, it wasn't. Ginas career washed up almost 20 years ago. All but two of her fights were against newbies, in a short lived, new, league. She got wiped out in her first strikeforce match when she fought someone who could actually fight. She is one of the most over rated fighters ever. Ronda is no where near as good as the best in mma currently, but she's far better. She knows how to grapple and holds an olympic judo bronze. She's ended 3 other fights faster than this one.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Honestly this whole event was crap. I like seeing the occasional first-round knockout, but those are only fun when there’s a variety. When it’s 80% of the main card, that indicates ignorance of how to create good matches

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it is Jake Paul, so no surprise the bouts were bad. He unfortunately knew what he was doing at least as far as pulling numbers in, even if it was to watch obvious trainwrecks.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a joke, but it was only “fixed” in that they had a real fighter facing off against someone who only won in her prime because the field was so shallow

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah. Ginas fights were mostly in a new promotion that lasted less than 2 years, fighting people they scraped up out of local gyms willing to do a 'pro' fight, 5-6 years before the UFC even had womens fights. Anyone who had any finger on the pulse of fighting knew Rousey was going to run her over.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean we all saw that coming right? Part of why I didn't buy it; I knew the outcome.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

…this was on Netflix. Not a PPV event

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean, I actually did think that maybe Gina could do something... considering how badly Ronda lost her last 2 UFC fights. But then again, I've never seen Gina fight, so... yeah :P

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rouseys two losses were against women who kept fighting and doing decently in the UFC for 7-8 years after that fight, and all of Rousey's fights were title fights in strikeforce or UFC, aka vs at least decent fighters. Ginas fights were in new leagues, 4-6 years before women were in the UFC, against whoever they scraped up out of local gyms. She had the one strikeforce title fight, vs someone who can actually fight, lost in the first round, and quit fighting for the last almost 20 years.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gina was never especially good, she was just a roid freak with mid skills and chemical strength

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0