So my parents bought this table on their honeymoon or some bullshit 40 years ago. They get divorced and the table suddenly broke kinda like The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
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Just fantasizing in order to complain & vent. Am living in my pickup on & off(mostly on.) am randomly recalling certain items & it's just breaking my heart over & over once I accept that the item was in the stolen tool-bag.
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What sucks is that I can easily imagine what it's like to be their child, parroting their hateful bullshit just to feel some sort of love from them.
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this is my towns only roundabout. the overpass provided shelter for the homeless. first the city paid for these murals all over and then they fenced off the area where homeless folk would camp. cant help wonder if the artist knew in advance
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I saw this really sweet but incredibly rotund husky at the dog park.
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My new pup got scared when I put a trash can on my head and started walking like a "robot..."
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Little shits said something like "what's going on, shorty?" Lol...
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This is insane
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I think I may have a problem.most of them are wikipedia tabs. I've had over 1000 open before lol
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The biggest issue is that he moved about six hours away several years ago so I have absolutely no idea about his routines and regular hangouts. He's a heavy drinker but didn't seem drunk last night. My rudimentary searches have turned up nothing as far as
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Just got a 24hr suspension lifted. Was suspended due to a comment that was basically pocket dialed. Guess people thought I was bot typing code? Lol
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I hear it constantly.Its kind of disgusting how some people claim to be single parents & just completely ignore the other parent
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Saw this on random. Definitely applies to current events After Trump said he would be the entertainment at this 250 thing
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Old bort snoring. Sound included.
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Mildly interesting. My dog Mr.Merle, has a J shape in his fur and my name starts with a J!
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I had a lazy or possibly dumb yet amazing pitbull for 13 & a half years before he passed; Bert was easy. Mr. Merle? Absolutely baffled at his shenanigans
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Basically just rocking that 80s flashdance off the shoulder look...also Got a couple dresses and a handful of booty shorts too
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I used the old layout on random and I was reminded either that things were so much different in 2014 or just how bad Imgur was then. This was a mild example
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These tattoos are adorable.... It's unfortunate that dog skin spots will grow making them unrecognizable from the tattoo. I guess you could keep adding updates tho
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I really can not grasp that she is so racistly angry that she can just "absentmindedly" swing her dog around like that.
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Mr.Merle sleeping on "freshly" dried laundry in different positions.
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Gun lovers l, Don't even try it. Yes striations change but pigs don't need to train on their firearm nor does it need to be fired to ensure it operates. The state buying identical pistols to train with is probably affordable. Y'all Just get one or two les
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Those of you on imgur convinced to watch Avatar: TLA helped me leave behind so much dead weight. From trauma to addictions. Thank you from the bottom of my fluid sack.
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My cutie patootie Mr. Patrick Merle opening our friggin front door
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One guy lost one or both feetsies because of the initial bit of shrapnel. It was wild AF and it really made me understand just how incompetent our local government was.
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Mr.Merle. you is a thief
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Don't know much about the model but the colors clearly stood out to me. Based on the plates id guess it's owned by a badass chick
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So I guess these are "personality" styles for full sets of veneers? This comes off as legitimately one of the most unhinged shit I've ever seen.
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As a gay dude; this is basically what vagina looks like to me
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You died!
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I was constipated so I took some ducolax then I think I made the mistake of eating an under cooked #11[or is it #12?] Anyhow now I've been a faucet all day & had to cancel a date that I previously posted about but my dog still wants to spend time with me
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Seriously love when gently perusing the Internet reveals a tidbit that so aptly describes my inner feelings&thoughts I'm far too dumb to concisely convey; I mean look at this title FFS....
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It was absolutely obvious what happened, he definitely noticed.btw I was like 16 years old lol
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Old Bort gently eating some Frenchies(he's 12 btw.)
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Mr. Patrick Merle must protect me when I use the loo but apparently its a stinky job? He fell asleep like this. Unsightly cheek censored for your viewing pleasure.
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Does anyone else drink this, the Nector of The Gods?
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Finally got a flag ship smart phone; am amazed at the camera compared to the Obama phone POS I had. Also JUMPY SPIDY!
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Saw this in a dumb and felt compelled to share my related story... As a young boy I once again felt compelled to apply my mother's sanitary napkins sticky side up sealing it to my little boy pecker
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I miss my dog so much. The worst part is that I was dressed in women's clothes when I noticed he was dying and I can't forgive myself that-
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It's difficult to record them because my sibling seems to always unplug the "security cams" and the neighbor always catches me before I can get my phone out
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A long time ago my sister got a Vietnamese potbelly pig for a pet. Here it is as a baby....here i am baby sitting
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Old Bort ball for maximum warmth & bonus pic of his ridiculously short arms.
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Saw this at Tractor Supply Co.. Remember they walk and drive among us. Be careful out there.
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Bort is 12 and i cant stop recording him. Hes healthy but my heart fears for the future. Here is he sleeping. And a cat.
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My dog keeps getting hematoma in his ear. He has had 4 surgeries & it keeps returning every time. Local vets refuse to crop his single ear due to no cropping policy. Dumb crap. Oh & there Is some blood in this post
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Or maybe he enjoys them now because at daycare he has friends to play with. Not that complex. Parents like this seem to have problems with their kids existing or something
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Look how short my dog Bort legs are. They fold up into basically a ball.
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i know dogs well enough to know that my dog knows its time. I keep finding him hiding outside in secluded area. I hope his death is natural. I can't bear to force it. Love ya Norbert, Nor nor, bert-bert, bertosaurorex.
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For w/e my memories under 6 are entirely blocked to me... That is until today when i recalled these songs
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A Bort ball.
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Some austere looking mofo gave me a super odd look before jumping back into his car when I pulled this out of my pickups toolbox. So yeah definitely think this warning might be necessary these days lol
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A few weeks back at a gas station, teenagers saw my work truck & asked me if I had an Allen wrench. I was gonna use a torque wrench & loctite to secure their handle bars properly but they suddenly started repeating super bigoted homophobic stuff.
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Old bort not so gently eating some of my turkey sammich.
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Feels good, man..... Also just a thought...Isnt it weird we discuss fairly adult topics using a photo of some random kid's face?
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the amount of just outright terrible experiences Ive heard about from fishermen but esp tales Ive heard from gay men I've dated-
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I used to fly fish all the time. Enough that I own life time licenses in two states. Then I gained a more harmful[but less expensive] addiction. Now that I'm sober for awhile, Ive decided to pick up fly tying. Here's my first two.
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I just wish I had someone that I could know is "on my team" and that I'm ok theirs. I'm also in a devastating cuddle drought. :(
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