SANDWICH

Jun 28, 2021 2:17 AM

LavenderRainn

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Her Dora voice is on point! Lol

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v

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This. Especially as an adult when you don’t have kids. Why am I getting high and watching Dora?? I should be looking for a job.

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I didn't know someone could have cute ears.

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I'll take videos that end too soon for 100, alex!

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Pretty sure that's all that's needed.

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I kind of wanted to hear her yell "ow!" or hit the floor or something.

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Yay! We did it!

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Boom! Bread shot!

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My jams are shaking, my jams are shaking but i still get bread shots!

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Muy bueno.

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Back and to the left... right

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The crumbs

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Boom! Headshot.

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I heard the super smash bros K.O. in my head

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I like this one

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All around me are familiar faces.....

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Bagel!

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So that username.

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My awesome job, look through my posts

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Bueno.

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Mucho

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You're doing God's work.

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“I'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust I'm breathing in the chemicals”

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Back and to the left.

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Bueno.

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This is exactly what everyone came for

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She so deserved that hahaha

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YEET

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This is like a great painting of a downfall in a Greek tragedy.

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Deus ex sandwicha.

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Money shot!

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Gotta roll with the punches

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Soy

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Dora

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Dot because beta is broken

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Someone needs to photoshop this as the **BONK** meme

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I will always love Gary the fucking badass duck

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Perfect! ?

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Username does sorta check out

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Anyone watch Dora the Grownup? There is like 10 episodes of these and they are awesome! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-9IwhNB1k

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oh my god

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Apparently, the Spanish word for sandwich is chancla.

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She is quite pretty.

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Is there no Spanish word for sandwich?

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“Taco”

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In high school Spanish I was taught it's just pronounced "sand-weech"

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Sanduche was used in South-America. IIRC. It’s been 20 years..

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Same in french, iirc - based on a proper name

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Bocadillo

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There are a few Spanish words, although they normally refer to specific types of sandwiches and vary by country.

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I guess this is my time to shine.

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Im just a basic ass primitive animal whem i saw her. I am ashamed... but also, she is hot.

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Caliente is Spanish for hot!

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v the word Spanish being cut off to a “spa-“ cracked me up with the thudding sound combined lol

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She's lucky she did not ask for a (twisted) tea! (NSFW):

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The loudest clown in the room is usually the weakest. It's the silent ones you have to watch out for.

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Well of course you should fear the silent creepy clown, are you mad?

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still satisfying

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"What are you gonna do, smack me?" - man smacked

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"What're you gonna do, stab me?" - stabbing victim

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The power he gets behind that swing is qhat makes this truly legendary

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this....will...always...be...satisfying...to....watch

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Id never actually seen this before, just pictures. My good that fucker got off easy. Garuntee he wont learn a fucking thing from this

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*after this. Dude's frontal lobe got tucked behind his left ear.

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Learning wasn't his strong suit beforehand, if I had to guess

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Twisted teas are refreshing!

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Jealous as. We dont have it in NZ. Looks tasty

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The only thing I dislike about them is the amount of sugar in them. But yeah, they're great.

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I hadn't either but that is incredible. He cracked that thing open on this assholes face lmao

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Boom! Headshot!

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Hi I'm Kenny Rogers and this is the bat fetcher trick with my teeth

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I was raised on the dairy, bitch!

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These were some of my favorite sketches on MADtv.

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That thud is great

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Also love that you don’t see the other person throw it, so you get to imagine her reaction that goes along with the toss.

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The utensil hitting the counter is great too cuz you know she put the knife down to throw the sandwich lol.

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You can tell that is some good high quality bread with a nice crust

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in Spa

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Is this a series I have missed out on watching?

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TikTok https://youtu.be/DG-f_JkE258

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That was way to realistic as a premise - DOOT....

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is that Emo Phillips?

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Glad I'm not the only one wondering.

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if you call the police I will just tell them you did it!

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Why does that sound familiar?

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She's way too good at that creepy smile

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The serial killer eyes are a nice touch.

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That's just how her face works

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't wanna see more of her reaction to it...

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Yes

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right that was a proper toss

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Chip chip cheerio good lad, made me take a propaganda a'it

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There wasn’t a reaction, she knew what was going to happen from the start

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Exactly. I mean, she's looking right at the person throwing it at her. Scary how many people can't think beyond the frame.

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Your lack of upvotes compared to the comments you are replying to is disturbing me.

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My dom hits me in the face with sandwiches all the time. People don’t understand why I want to get hit by a footlong. But that’s the sub way

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Beats jumper cables I guess.

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That's fine, bro. But if your dom's name is Jared, "kids meal" is NOT a safe word; call the cops

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That that comment is fucking hilarious

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Bro thats like big ticket right There

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EAT FRESH

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Well now we know how they top their sub.

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blocked. blocked. blocked!

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Oh damn, this is a next-level dad joke.

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Read that starting "My mom" more than once before I realized you said "My dom"

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Glad I'm not the only one

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Now to figure out how to work that into a normal conversation.

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So that's how he tops his sub

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Well I hurt from laughing so much. Nicely done. Sadly I can only upvote once.

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I feel like this needs to be rearranged but still clever enough. :)

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By all means, do better.

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How long have you been waiting to use that?

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a deli long time

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That joke has so many levels, I'm mostly impressed that you managed to fit it in the 140 characters limit.

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thank you. yep, took editing

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Can't believe you made me read this

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I pita the fool who doesn't enjoy my sandwich puns

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They call me the Meatball Dom because of how much I enjoy meatball subs

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fucking excellent. bravo.

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I miss CSI: Miami.

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I just read that to my wife. She dropped stuff she was working on and laughed until she cried. Now she wants a sandwich.

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You will oblige.

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Holy cow, that's outta this world

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1... 2... 3... 4... 4! 4 dicks! Ah ah ahhh!

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AOC is pretty impressive.

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That’s obviously an Orange sausage so it’s any member of the so-called Republican Party....

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