Cilvaa

315752 pts · November 24, 2012


I tell an inappropriate amount of inappropriate jokes. From the always sunny Gold Coast, Australia, the greatest country on Earth!

I'm in the path of this cyclone bearing down on the east coast of Australia, wish me luck! Will upload pictures of the aftermath once it hits.

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I have never wanted to wax my back, this just reinforced it

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The housing crisis isn't a crisis for everyone. For those who own property already, it's great. It's only a crisis for everyone else.

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It's going to be great having a place all to myself again, it's been so long!

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Twonks comics + smol dump

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Saw this video on here claiming to be a laser defence system. It is not, the "beams" are literally just LENS FLARES from the bright explosions.

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Deadpool & Wolverine clips - SPOILERS!

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They've gotten so damned expensive lately

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An updated version of this handy chart of US presidents

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Interstellar travel rhythmic lights, by Polyfjord

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How to scare an Imgurian

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I'm moving up a bit, and honestly completely stunned!

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The CHEESE section at my local grocery. A response another user's cheese section post.

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Amy Acker - smol dump

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On this day 30 years ago, the cinematic masterpiece Demolition Man premiered in theatres. Here are some of my favourite moments.

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Amazing Trump Horse

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How I bet many Americans feel today

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Rhythmic lights full version, Tetris Theme (Korobeiniki) Music Visualisation Experiment

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Realistic simulation of imposters on a spaceship

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Republicans are straight-up evil

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Damn it Google!

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Trump has authorised the transition to begin. Finally..

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Trump hasn't tweeted in 12 hours...

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A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff

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I say this as an Aussie with fingers crossed for a Biden victory

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Can only imagine the schadenfreude she's feeling

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As a Gold Coaster (Australian city) myself, this is too accurate

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No One Testifies Against Trump Better Than Trump

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Honest Government Ad | Q

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Trump Lego - fixed

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You guys like magnets? I accidentally made a fidget spinner with some.

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Seeing the rise of neo-Nazis in recent times and conservatives acting authoritarian, I'm remided of G'Kar's dictator speech

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I claim this joke in the name of Australia!

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Trampoline fails

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"A hot mess, inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck". "That was a shitshow".

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Honest Government Ad | Australia's Kyoto Carryover Credits

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Oh no, please no..

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Among Us, but with 100 players

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Nimona

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This shit is out of control

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Why younger generations need to vote more: the generations are near-equal in numbers, but younger people don't vote nearly as much as older right-leaning people.

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Another edge-off screen goof in The Mandalorian

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At least my symptoms were extremely mild, felt like a cold

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We've kicked ScoMo out!

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Why Russia wants Ukraine - by RealLifeLore on YouTube

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I didn't know Donald Trump owned an iron ore mine in Australia!

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How to catch a kangaroo

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He's broke af and needs cash quick

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Aussie right-wing gov't accuses left-wing party of being soft on China. Left-wing former Prime Minister: "I have receipts".

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Just some Aussie wildlife

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Does Imgur like white chocolate? Found this AU$15 decadent chocolate at my local grocer. It is amazing!

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Australian state Premier (analogous to US state govenor) calls out Florida Republican Party on hateful anti-LGBTIQA+ behaviour

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Happy Hobby Day! Mine is photography.

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Stumbled on one of my comments from June 2020. It and the replies were spot on.

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Got my first dose of Pfizer vax last night. If you can get vaxxed, fucking do it!

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Hello, Douchebags

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We may be waiting a while....

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While many have had a bad year, mine has been mostly good

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Repurposing older memes for 2020

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Didn't realise she was in such a bad way

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