Why yes I would like to use my sisters as a blanket
They do call their customers Freakz.
Slainte!
This makes me angrier than seeing all the Trump stickers on an octogenarian's car.
Friday doesn't need your approval.
Truth in advertising
We bring extra chicks to Thanksgiving at the inlaws
You're an all-star
Furballs
Dum dums
Look what I found at Home Depot....
Paying my back taxes
Rob Dyrdek Totally Stole The Zoo
I like eggs, but that chimp LIKES eggs.
MAFGSD
Give blood, foster kittens