Christmas selfie with my 11 day old son.
“I don’t take any responsibility at all.”
My brother did this on a tablet
My new son. 19 days old.
When you pull out in time
Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
Bad neighbor
Awesome mask my wife made for me.
When your Hispanic friend Alfred makes a joke.
Wife saw this display at Walmart. Said she wanted to buy a vowel.
I'm not being spooky this year, and you can't make me.
Drive through pharmacy.
I hate text scammers
Wishing Imgur a very merry Christmas
Swamp Thing died for our sins
Who is that girl I see stealing cake from me?
Daughter wrote a letter to Santa.
I’m very thankful for having insurance.
Idea I had during dinner the other night
Life’s too short to play it safe. I’m going to shit here.
Title of my post
sexist pizza cutter
I liked their earlier music. Fred Durst!
Pic I took at Nubble
What you call the unreliable people that work in produce.
Could have had a better answer than this.
On my 2 year cake day, thought I'd share my puppy, Cinnabear
Humble minecraft offering
Wreath my wife made
The wonders of technology will never cease to amaze me
When I tell my kids a funny joke.
I don’t know what kind of game this is, but I think I’ll delete the app.
Flame of the West
TouchTunes
As someone that works for the cable company...
Wife tried to take a picture of an owl outside our home. Turned out creepier than I thought.