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I got a text at 3am from a random number asking me for a dick pic. I couldn't help but to send this. (SFW)
Jun 13, 2013 12:19 PM
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TheSwarlsBarkley
Thanks a lot, Obama.
FallenPhalix
New Background, Thank you!
EufemiaRiherd11
Didn't say everyone, just enough.
Casnchaos
Wonder if they still masturbated
fakevans
Did they reply?
chemistrydoc
The guy is both a literal and metaphorical Dick.
SomeChickOnImgurWhoLovesBacon
http://imgur.com/NsrSOxd - reddit
MichaelWeinstein
I too enjoyed Bower's Face Lift game on Mario Party 64.
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
Well, he has been known to shoot a load in someone's face.
joboo
erm5053
god i loved this show.
Deathwingx12
Next they'll want to see a picture of your colon, but more than likely, they'll ask for a picture of your bush.
herpaderpaboom
This is the only picture of dick that I like.
PeanutBuddha
Photoshop an astronaut's suit on him and submit to r/spacedicks.
ContradictMeIDareYou
its so big
herpaderpaboom
I am digging that tie.
snotabooga
HAHAHAA, I'm using that next time someone asks me for a dick shot. .......oh who am I kidding.
ShadeFawks
And saving for future use...
harshmeister
noone texted you for a dick pick you karma panderer
broodletoodle
I just sent a picture of my cat to a boy who asked for pics... i mean, i gave him a picture of my pussy, that's what boys like right?
Coughmuffin
And Dick picks up his NSA hotline for the huge datalog of Cheney references
RNM2009
Oh Dick Cheney...a corrupt politician that is only made to look good but the corruption of Obama and Biden...
Ivyblueberryhilll
FALSE. No girl *asks for a dick pic….oh. Ok that makes sense.
EPCOT
I would rather get this picture than any other Dick pic
jsktrogdor
2/2 a celebrities penis thats candid and yet unseen means I dont have to worry about paying for college.
jsktrogdor
1/2 Thats very foolish of you. As a strait male I would want a dick pic from someone like say George Clooney or Brad Pitt. A picture of
theansweris3
LadyDildozord
Dick, your pores are huge!
CaptainButtbeard
Haha I get it, because he's American. Right?
ilikedogsandspaceships
You realize this is why people hate people from...wait...where are you from?
Flyndaran
Earth. It's just chock full of bastards.
SweetBabyJesus
KillingJezus, you aren't being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be...
CaptainButtbeard
Sweet Babe Jesus! You're right, sweetbabyjesus. Thanks for reminding me!
catfishisnolongeravailable
That was the most vague racist joke ever
ISeeWhatIDidThere
It's sad that I can't tell if this is a joke.
CaptainButtbeard
So you can't see what I did there?
Jonmbram
http://youtu.be/d8u4CEBVq7s?t=30s
theromans
QUICK! NAME 10 THINGS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN!
Jonmbram
Aaah Toothpaste! Pizza! Lamps! Uuuh, JACKIE CHAN!
TehAccountant
instructions unclear sent picture of my scrotum
Farbegn
DAT ZOOM
cdiz
I don't understand, why would you zoom that? lol
EatMyFacePlease
explore his face like you know that he explored yours.
ElastaGirl
You can see every age in his face.
Sunwuko
damn, I clicked it and he nearly warp-nined out of my screen. insane
SirGentleman
I can see every molecule on his nostrils with that zoom...
pilotw09
Quick Americans while the Brits are asleep, post HD Dick Pics!
noo3manyulas
I can see his beard growing
NotPanickingBecauseIHaveMyTowel
NSFW
TheUdo
serious forehead action right here
Noraii
I can see his pores!
Toxonic
Why do we get zoom on pics like this, but when its a hot chick or something text its too hard?
FisterMantastic
Too much zoom. Never have I thought I would say too much zoom. Must unsee somehow.
maggiethecat
I now know how many pores Dick Cheney has.
jsktrogdor
It's weird right? Zero. Zero pores. This model of Terminator came before the skin texture upgrades.
Everythingisracist
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
He sees what you did there.
glitzville
Can we not
Coolman920
Enhance on his eyes, enhance, enhance, now check the reflection. We can see the photographer.
rckymusic
ohh.. you can really see his lizard eyes with the zoom (david icke)
wingweaver415
NSFW man!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I like to send this picture of me getting naked. http://imgur.com/tR6fFtqs
RPM123
There is a pizza company called Naked Pizza that hired cute girls to go to men and say, "Do you want to get Naked together?"
ItTook3HoursToChooseThisUsername
If I click on this, will I be fired?
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Considering you're already on imgur and not fired, I highly doubt it.
Sundrop
I get naked at my local gas station all the time. Here is me with all my nakedness
joboo
I thought this was gonna be the "why would you click on that" dog.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I think enough people on here know I'm female, so the answer to that question should be obvious.
montag
I had no idea. I will now make note of that.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Didn't say everyone, just enough.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Hell, I don't know who you are.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Some kinda spy you are.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Well all I had to do was click on your username and put it into a thing and then I got another thing. There, I now know a bit about you.
ShamrockFury
Ironically, people got upset when Dick shot all over someones face.
nac27
Read, didn't get, moved on, light bulb clicked, came back to upvote.
thatswhatshesaidorhesaid
top comment pls
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
No. He has so many top comments today. He needs to learn to share.
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
this is the best good on you!
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
Already pressed next when I realized this comment was a slice of fried gold. Came back to +1. Because bro!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Fun fact, my dad went hunting with him and lived to talk about it. I like to drop that in whenever it's relevant. Which is a lot.
ShamrockFury
Yeah, well I've gotten drunk with Bill Murray.
NotACanadian
My brother got up close and personal with Tony Shalhoub's hair. True story. He says it's like fine sheep wool.
ShamrockFury
WHAT?! Dan Marino once messed up my hair when I was little because i told him he was my hero.
RandomKnowledgeNugget
My only celeb story is drinking w/ Manulo from Scarface, he was hitting on a girl & we were busting on him saying "use the tongue move!"
sdlabs
Aw shite, I only got drunk with Iain Banks. RIP.
CaptainMurrica
No one will believe you
ShamrockFury
My buddy was alone in an El station in Chicago, and Bill stumbled in, grabbed him, and yelled that at him and wandered into the night.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
He bought you a shot, that doesn't count because I said so.
ShamrockFury
It counts because it's one of the only happy memories I have.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
DON'T SAY THAT! You just went to Game 1 and they won, sometimes Shammy
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
When you say things like that, it makes me want to be nice to you. Don't make me be nice to you. You won't like me when I'm nice to you.