CaptainButtbeard

548064 pts · August 26, 2012


Real men have beards, wherever they may be.

Fuel Gauge

Points 8343
Comments 264
Views 8113

Nipples were made for rubbing.

Points 38
Comments 18
Views 864

Love my friends, but someone to go to metal concerts and play co-op games with would be wonderful.

Points 16
Comments 13
Views 235

MRW my friends are starting to marry and breed.

Points 30
Comments 8
Views 777

Some lovely Portal 2 reviews.

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Comments 4
Views 126

The greatest hero of our time.

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Comments 406
Views 29205

Recently started working in a new hotel. Noticed this lovely idea.

Points 40
Comments 7
Views 28

MRW a guest is threatening to sue the hotel because her car got towed away.

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Comments 7
Views 1078

MRW my friends try to take away my beer when I've had to much to drink.

Points 48
Comments 18
Views 207

Belgian cartoonist Jeroom personalized a Ferrari

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Comments 3
Views 1265

Homemade electric guitar

Points 148
Comments 18
Views 691

We have 2 rose beds, one with red and one with white roses. Now these are starting to grow.

Points 39
Comments 9
Views 697

Staring contest

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Comments 2
Views 27146

Monday Motivation

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Comments 2
Views 100

Aww yiss, motherfucking leaves.

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Comments 8
Views 15348

I'm so sorry

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Comments 13
Views 87

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Comments 2
Views 81

How to make yourself look like a twat.

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Comments 3
Views 177

This was better than porn.

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Comments 19
Views 456

Forgot the name of the series. Luckily Google always delivers.

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Comments 2
Views 2030

I seriously don't get hockey.

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Comments 10
Views 408

Anon needs religious guidance.

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Comments 10
Views 83

Perhaps the truest Sickipedia joke ever.

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Comments 22
Views 123

Happy Birthday!

Points 6551
Comments 652
Views 19920

I caught this while I was deep-sea diving in the pacific ocean. I also had to fight a shark on the way up.

Points 33
Comments 17
Views 267

I present you with Belgian's finest cartoonist: Jeroom. I would give more, but I'm too lazy to translate it all.

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Comments 2
Views 1543

When the bra comes off.

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Comments 7
Views 1203

Vatican approved.

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Comments 10
Views 81

So you think your job sucks?

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Comments 2
Views 88

MRW Housekeeping tells me someone had neatly arranged logs of shit on a toilet seat in the ladies' room.

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Comments 6
Views 1396

Youtube has some true geniuses.

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Comments 9
Views 94

We shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we?

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Comments 3
Views 256

The fight of the century.

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Comments 7
Views 220

Redemption

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Comments 12
Views 1771

Trauma's are coming back.

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Comments 8
Views 72

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

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Comments 2
Views 324

How a story can spread. Flemish newssite (horrible google translate)

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Comments 5
Views 103

Perfect logic.

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Comments 7
Views 108

I just don't like milk.

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Comments 15
Views 89

Here we go again.

Points 30
Comments 2
Views 74

Sea cows aren't actually cows

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Comments 5
Views 102

Justice!

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Comments 9
Views 94

Finally got that apple.

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Comments 8
Views 62

Charlie Chaplin's speech in "The Great Dictator" (1940). 73 years later it has not become less true.

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Comments 6
Views 379

My soul always leaves a stench of sulfur behind.

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Comments 2
Views 120

Parental Guide

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Comments 4
Views 106

It could be all the meds I'm on, but this made me giggle like a little girl on drugs.

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Comments 10
Views 388

I did not have sexual relations with that bird.

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Comments 3
Views 93

"Let's celebrate our freedom with tons of rules and regulations."

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Views 82

Great comparison

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Comments 2
Views 66

Just completing the circle.

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Views 115

For only $799!

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Comments 8
Views 205

I know what I'm going as this Halloween.

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Comments 26
Views 61

Met Australians today. They did not once use the words "Mate, Cunt, 'Stralya or Kangaroo"

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Comments 11
Views 144

What's the fastest, a rabbit or an hare? A train because camels have humps.

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Comments 4
Views 280
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