Quick! Thalmor are asleep! Post Talos!
Quick! Thalmor are asleep! Post Talos!
It's always LNI somewhere.
Incest the best, put your mother to the test?
When my wife falls asleep in the middle of a late-night conversation and starts to snore quietly
I finally put away the clean laundry instead of letting it just sit there for weeks.
Dammit Ricky Bobby, this Fish is so raw, Portia wanted to lick it!
He's the hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
It's the hard-hitting important issues that we should discuss
Classic(al).
Repost, so pucker up and kiss it, Who-ville.
I want a bobblehead of myself.
Meh
PSA
I've been doing it wrong this whole time!?
I don't remember where this came from, but if I don't acknowledge that, people might think I'm... UP to something...
I paused Frozen to go get a drink and realized just how much my decision disappointed Sven.
I am the Dovakhiin
You don't know me, fortune cookie.
MRW I realize it's my cakeday and haven't thought of anything clever to post
Valentine's Day
If you're feeling bad for being single today, just remember:
Scotland decided no.
It's all about perspective
What it felt like getting the one year trophy on Imgur.
Alphabetized for your pleasure.
The best part about being a Pre-Med student: Anatomy Lab
After "UP"
When people tell me that it's weird that I wear a kilt
Crappy OC is not best OC, but it's still OC and that's OK.
*sigh* Roommates. Am I right?
:D
MRW someone corrects a gramar mistake of mine.
Puffins.
Well, that about sums things up for me.
MRW Wyatt Earp introduces me to the sheriff
MRW I've never even BEEN to Mount Vesuvius.
The greatest "knock knock" joke in the history of ever.
When I quote an obscure line from Scrubs and somebody picks up on it.
Ahhh bite me.
I'm your huckleberry.
Here's a fun reaction gif if ever you need it. :)
What it feels like to get top comment.
MRW I start out an explanation thinking I know what I'm talking about but then realize I don't know anything.
MRW my roommates both bring their girlfriends over to "watch a movie"
MRW finding out about the new Taco Bell breakfast menu.
This would have shortened things up a bit.
When someone recognizes an obscure reference I make
Deleted comments.
I ain't even mad.
Awkwardness on a first date.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
MRW people reference the "white tumblr girl"
Just kidding, but seriously. :)
Swat Signals
Rock on.
How it felt getting the 1 year trophy from imgur
MRW people tell me to get out after I make a sweet dad joke.
It's my Cake Day, so here, have some crap I think is funny.