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Fun drunk game
Aug 20, 2015 11:41 AM
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SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
We have a game called "I'm gonna need" and you list a bunch of ridiculous things. I'm gonna need three spools of bailing twine, (1/2)
BohemianRhapDaddy
"What's the deeEEAALLlll with airplane food?"
LauraPeeper
But how do Canadians play this game?
IMissYourMusk
Make some American friends, I guess.
Grrrg
I heard a man say "don't get me started on the pinecones," in earnest.
Twist1000
Pinecones can be a real bitch tho, I'm a gardener, I should know. Plugging the fucking drains and shit
TheSaucyCrumpet
Sounds like Just a Minute on BBC Radio 4
generalanalkanal
My thoughts exactly!
ChunkyKong
I imagine with the right topic and alcohol, this could spiral into rage-filled chaos O_o
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
No Gin! if you want to not catch a case, no gin.
TheThingBabiesSuckOn
But Gin and tonics are fuuuuuun D:
thewaiting28
My friends and I**
LaurenceEdward
Why is this not top comment?
SculderAndMully
I play this game with my dad without him knowing. "What's that? The Democrats have some valid political points? DON'T GET ME FUCKIN STARTED"
mdumbblonde
My husband has been playing this for the last 25 years. Without even knowing it.
surlistyc
Battery died in a parking lot and no one around to help. Don't get me started!
heyshutupimwatchingdowntonabbey
My favourite drinking game is called 'Drink The Beer.' It's easier than it sounds.
Thebossboggs
http://imgur.com/r/gif/aiEJH
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!
shankstaylormade
goodquestion&whoshouldcare_ so i make it easy for myself and everyone that shouldn’t care
Vansauce
The player that shouts points at someone, and everyone else dog piles them to save their life.
Heffaloo
Isn't this the entire basis of Adam Carolla's act?
Spoodini
I was thinking the same thing.
TheEvilHasLanded
Imgur I'm gonna level with ya. Your app is fucking balls, fix it.
ImFrankZappa
Adam Carolla does this on his podcast. "What can't Adam complain about?"
Simgeek
May I recommend DiHydrogen MonoOxide (DHMO) as a topic? Don't even get me started!
Windbeutel
Science has gone too far!
jayphat
Holy fuck punctuation. Don't get me started.
TellitLikeitAint
If you live with women you can experience this game daily without the need for alcohol.
OscarRMaldonado
Until alcohol becomes necessaey!
slagath0r
Haha women are irrationally angry all the time
MadHakon
In many parts of the Anglosphere, the period is known as a full stop. Which is where we will go with this conversation when the women arrive
MadHakon
This is a period joke
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
Yeah, don't get me started.
IMissYourMusk
DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS SEXIST SHIT. oh wait. dammit
cossettetape
bazing. but really, i fucking love to rant. the trick is, men, to not try and help...just nod.
kittypixplz
In college we traced back a complaint we had to either industrialization or the advent of farming. Crick in your neck, damn hunter-gathers.
VicVinegar
What can't Adam complain about. Adam Carolla show
dugforcett
As soon as I read the post i started hunting for this response. Thank you
GoodOneWalter
What can't Adam complain about?
kuman30
I was just about to say that's what it sounds like.
kuman30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spbs4mK0_Rw
PointsAreForB1tches
Yes...and....
Moetorious
Not only that, but...
TastyBrainMeats
Your turn, Imgur. The topic is: downvotes.
TachyonCode
I mean, really? One downvote equals one upvote? Who decided that?! I should be able to nuke a bad post from orbit.
Goila
I think we should get rid of the downvote/upvote system entirely. It causes way to much strife.
Goila
except perhaps on the posts themselves...
thecactusfucker
God, fucking downvotes. They're such an absurd tool to silence balanced discussion with the tyranny of the masses.
MrNailbrain
Fucking downvote! There is nothing more infuriating than submitting a quality Dickbutt gif and seeing some UserSub numbskull downvote it!
invisibleinkling
I am sitting here alone and I just played this out loud with myself. Wine glasses? Don't get me started.
simsl
Wine Glasses? Don't get me started. I mean I've heard of Beer Goggles but this is just too far. Just no.
CarlosBandana
Flat car batteries? Don't get me started.
Whitetiger7654
Jesus Christ they always die at the worst time. Got to get to work or get fired dead battery. Go over to exes house at 2 am fires right up
Cassodeus
Fuckin' umbrellas, never have them when you fuckin need them, unless you have one of those stupid collapsible ones that don't work for- 1
Cassodeus
shit. Can't get those fuckers up like they've been drinking too much damn whiskey, metal shit never clicks in and the damn canvas 2
Cassodeus
collapses around your fuckin head. You finally get it up? Great, except there is wind, wind that will jack that shit if it's not at a -3
Cassodeus
90 degree angle from the fucking ground, hope you like chasing that shit, chances are it's fuckin gone, or you look like a dumbass -4
Cassodeus
fighting to keep some hellish contraption contained in your hand as it turns inside out, failing to do its one job. Fuck umbrellas. -5
CrowDeMorcerf
Ya're only alone 'cause you aren't sending PM's to the people who answered your comment ~
CaffeinatedNecromancer
Who the fuck combines alcoholic beverages with tiny little fragile stems?!? Talk about the worst design feature EVER! Lol
lqmeh
Problem solved : http://www.amazon.com/Libbey-Stemless-Glasses-16-75-Ounce-Clear/dp/B00KIG3UZ8
CaffeinatedNecromancer
The stems are to keep the heart from hands from changing the taste of the wine. So really, they are only for wine snobs. These are great!
owlman112
I've seen NEWBORNS with better neck support than those things!
GuyFrom2070
wine glasses! fuck 'em! since when do you need a specified glass just to drink a specific liquid!? there ain't no milk or cider glass!
ShutUpImWorking
MRW i start playing this game with myself ..
don2046don
Here, let me pour you another glass first, haha.
scabab
Stories about being abysmally lonely? Dont get me started.
Iwantchicken
My laughter changed to sobbing really fast
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
...Don't get me started.
sanityhappens
Stories I don't want to hear about? Don't get me started
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
someonestolemyawesomeusername
It's like looking into a mirror. And yes, as a man, I do look like a woman in her thirties.
ElonMustToke
lookin good
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
I'd actually love to get started on a wine glass right about now
Totallynotmyrealname
I just got started on a beer...
GimlisaurusRex
Me too-- the main part is crunchy but I always have trouble eating the stems.
Intr0naut
Break a bottle with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rockflagandeaglee
I did the same but about flowers indoor.
brownribbon
Toilet paper dispensers from Iceland that look like a guy dealifting? Don't get me started.
CaffeinatedNecromancer
Pics or it didn't happen
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Alrightyouwin
Hold up. Where can I get one of those? I want it.
brownribbon
Iceland probably.
b1ackca7
they can't even hold a whole bottle
BreadyStinellis
https://youtu.be/FlwxWzl8eTc
LieutenantSwooty
underpunctuated rambling tumblr posts omg dont even get me started lol
NotFastJustFurious
There are others like you. I promise.
jdsutton
Fuckin' wine glasses man... all transparent and shit. Fuck em.
vigilantvigilantes
Exactly. I want a wine glass with more depth
don2046don
THIS. I like my women how I like my wine glasses. *Cries as I pour myself another glass, in a clear plastic wine glass*
gummibearslayer
If you drink anything else other than wine out of wine glass people look at you weird. Fuck you! My dishes are dirty!
mknickin
Wine glass. Pretentious fuckin' cups. Think they're too good for other fluids. YOU'LL HOUSE MY MILK, YOU TRANSLUCENT JUICE HOLDING BASTARD
gummibearslayer
I was drinking Mt Dew out of one while my dishes were running. My friend thought I was crazy as hell. Fucking wine glasses.
mknickin
Yeah, bet he judged you too. Fucking wine glasses corrupting our friends as well. Can't live free with wine glasses around.
TwatSprinkle
"What do you mean the apples are red!? Why the fuck are they red!!?"
JessThe2ndBestt
You can't even eat them with braces!
duckduckgooseduck
Don't even get me started on fucking GREEN apples! I mean, seriously?!!
BonaFideJellywang
Green apples are sour motherfuckers man
thisisjoey
why are they so damn small and always empty as soon as you filled them! damn things.
RadioKies
Small? Get on my level: http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mLzkBm3WRtb60GMzMSAF0Xw.jpg
GimlisaurusRex
I think you may be drinking out of the wrong end.
Crambodian
We play wizard. Every can you drink, you to tape it to the bottom of your next can. The one with the biggest staff, the grand, makes rules.
MisterRobot
commenting for when uni starts again. thank you.
Statboy78
It always comes down to who has the biggest staff, doesn't it?
daveit1000
.
getarealjob
Yes, it's called Wisest Wizard. Few different variations, but my favorite is where you battle people of a lower staff level. Challenge them
getarealjob
to a battle of your choosing. You win, you get to tape their staff to the bottom of yours and they have to start over.
shankstaylormade
Since my staff is grand and west towards the indo islands can we sip teas from these lands as we stack our cans or just sit on our cans
FlyingRhino
Someone's missing a semicolon
Crambodian
If there wasn't a character limit, the sentence would be grammatically correct.
dogenuggets
I'm guessing this doesn't work quite so well in the car though?
Vaanhalen
Awesome.
TachyonCode
Ooh, I like it.
CountZer9
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IHatePuns
thats awesome
Sammyv17
Makes rules?
Tritan2
I, too, would like to know what "makes rules" means. When you can pee? Shine my shoes? Change my oil?
Crambodian
Whatever the grand wizard desires.
Tritan2
Touche'
ilovecake
Dude, you got that from the Buzzfeed video where 3 guys in their late 20's-early 30's go back and party for a weekend at their old college.
Crambodian
I also never claimed to have invented the game.
TheBrockYouKnow
Nah its a common game. I see it at universities all over the US
Crambodian
Actually, I learned this game from my father. Buzzfeed is for my girlfriend...not me.
TimothyDimmickDos
Haha got em Screenshot_2015-08-20-23-56-44
ejfnsowjtofbwldof
Wanna make it better? Use CaH cards for topics.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
"... and that's how the fight at Costco started, officer."
missveeasaurus213
I like that idea.
ILovePotatoKittens
You are an evil genius!
Begb1e
Daniel Radcliffe's immaculate anus? Don't get me started.
ChristopherReevesLegs
I do this every day without it being a game.
reijigin
Yeah I was gonna say, I've been playing this my whole life without even realizing.
nodisco
Are you by any chance an Irish taxi driver? Anyone who has been to Dublin knows what i mean. Source - i'm from Dublin.
AnalAssimilator
I'm going to say it's a game from now on, maybe alienate less people.
ThatRussian
I think your username already does that for you...
AnalAssimilator
Fair point, not the people I want to hang out with though.
ahotpotato
I exhaled through my nose really hard at that after I read his username so I believe I owe you an upvote.
prattleassassin
improv exercises are shit and let me tell you why
SolarFlux
I like you +1
h3lblad3
Don't get me started...
MooseHoller
Airplanes
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
Stupid planes with their stupid ass wings. You ain't no bird bitch. They can't even flap. POS, air polluting, recording artist death traps
HalifaxSamuels
Yes, and...
Gawqueenpenguin
It's tuesday.
SassyVader
shit like in "The shit" or like in "shitty"?
typewriterabbit
Like "shitty," because the comment is a rant as described above.
PuppysGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
Yes.
jarebdude
TELL ME Y
ILiterallyMadeThisAccountToBlog
Ain't nothin butta heart ache
jarebdude
I hate ᶫᵒᵛᵉ you
honkaholic
I'm going to summon all us Brits with this topic: *ahem* Freddos
maxontheroof
Excuse me, but I identify as Scottish. Don't get me started on the whole independence debacle.
anxiously
Bloody hell, don't get me started on the price of those things. Ridiculous!
biovass
Can I request captain obvious?
anxiously
http://imgur.com/U7Ghu2s
downofathistle
AND SPACE RAIDERS. IT'S AN OUTRAGE.
Usercba
2 words, kinder egg.
SheTried
5 PENCE. THEY WERE 5 FUCKING PENCE
LordBrodie
Fucking hell.
bigian77
What have you done..
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Unless their size has sixtrupled there IS NO JUSTIFICATION THEY CAN GIVE FOR THIS PRICE HIKE!!!
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Also this reminds me of a fucking hilarious song by John Shuttleworth called "Mutiny Over The Bounty" its about how in the olden days they>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
had a strip of cardboard in the wrapper to protect them. With the classic like "Oh man from Mars, you've surely done it now. You've seen>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
fit to remove the strip of cardboard from the bounty. You'd think they're from another planet".. Hilarious!
GingerSwan
*breathing heavily*AND. IRISH. YOU. SELF-ABSORBED. ASS. HOLES.
KittensCantMixCocktails
*AND Australia, AND New Zealand
CaveDan
Anyone else remember when penny sweets were penny sweets?
DancingGiraffe
Why you gotta bring that up...? You know Liz hates us talking about the Freddo scandal.
lizwah
THAT CUNT HAS SUCH A SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE NOW LIKE "I'M 30p NOW YOU TOSSER"
DownBringer
Also don't get me started on the Kreme Egg problem. No longer dairy milk chocolate!
scooterbrother
What do you mean "no longer dairy milk"?! I never knew about this and now I'm angry.
KittensCantMixCocktails
they ruined them. The filling is all candy-y rather than the caramel creamy fill. Bloody Cadbury.
almostblack
Fuckin' ell (Yorkshire accent)
jiffener
Good lord man what have you done
Mailvirgo
Don't get started on Bertie Beetles. I mean, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY GONE!?!?!?
KittensCantMixCocktails
you could buy Bertie Beetles??? I thought they were a showbag at the Royal Shows only kinda chocolate.
Mailvirgo
You remember too!?! lt was like the cheapest showbag, but had about 7 x beatles, smarties and a violet crumble. The bag was like $2.00.
Fluffykitty11
Fucking Freddos don't get me started and fuckin taz bars disappeared! It is cheaper to buy share size for a squid than anything else!!
whatevenarecats
As an American: wtf is Freddos
Broken08
There are apparently more brits than usa-ians today. I still don't know
beythrice
'Viewing 10 of 45 replies'. I love it when we all come together in passionate discourse.
KonaDarbles
25p!?!? And don't get me started on space raiders....
SteffiGooglie
Bastard wankers and their consumerism profit making rubbish
JohnnyCarson
Fucking extortionate these days. I remember they were 10p. Now you've to re-mortgage your house to get one.
SuccesfulFailure
Are... Are 1p sweets still 1p?
Usercba
Do they actually still exist?
SuccesfulFailure
I haven't stepped foot in a sweet shop in about 10 years, so I have no idea. I really hope they do.
jelliclecat
As an Australian, what the hell happened to rainbow freddos? the ones with clinker bits in them? I fucking loved them, now they're gone!
KittensCantMixCocktails
see I'd forgotten I liked those, now I'm mad.
jelliclecat
Ha, I'm sorry.
BYERE
Oh gawd! Don't get me started!
ceilidhOn
I chuckled so hard
30thStreetEngineer
OI, IT REALLY GRINDS ME FISH 'N CHIPS! ...sorry, I just wanted to fit in.
amyhadalittlepond
Back in my day it were 10p for a freddo and 15p for an animal bar if you felt like poshing it up.
tattoored
How dare they just replace a taz bar with a fucking freddo
CHICKINGNUGGER
We used to have Taz and Freddo bars, then they got desperately expensive and smaller and smaller until they fucking vanished altogether!
PsychoFoxx
And what even happened to the Taz bar?
SageyMae
Ooooh my god! They were 5p in the glorious old days. Now they're 30p! 30 PENCE! It's and outrage. It's daylight robbery! Those bastards!
CHICKINGNUGGER
30 PENCE! That aside, at least you can find the fucking things, they have vanished from all my local shops.
dontlookatthe
Hell yes. Taz bars are the real name
TheRadbeard
DON'T get me Started!
jdregius92
Ok so todaya pack of 4 was as much as a tray of those belgian shell chocolates in the garage. fuck freddos.
TheSmilingMortician
i swear to fuck, dont get me started about their little bastard eyes, looking like there innocent, fuck that, murderous cunts
TheGist
Can this be a rant about Cadbury in general and how Hershey makes it here in America and I can't find delicious Crunchie bars anywhere?!
BigBootyJewdy
Crunchies can be found at Central Market if you're blessed enough to live in Texas
PsychoFoxx
Oh mate, Crunchies are lush.
TheRadbeard
Sorry chaps, but crunchies are the hell-spawn of chocolate bars...
DownBringer
You're not welcome here NotQuiteARobot. Crunchies are like an orgasm in your mouth.
AyeAyeCaptainTightpants
Crunchie bars can be found at World Market. If you're in the Southeast, Publix can order them, too. Now find me a Curly wurly.
TheGist
Looks like I'm going to world market today!
TheGist
I just came back from world market and they didn't have Crunchies! You built me up and I was let down!
FuriouslyGiggling
You guys can thank us Aussies for inventing the Freddo. Our greatest gift to England imo.
AngeIa
YOU'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!!!
kntpxx
Do you know how much I paid for a Freddo at the garage the other day?! 75p I kid you not! The robbing bastards!
thefrompleman
God damn I remember when they used to be a mere £0.10 a freddo. 10p I tell ya!!!
Jimorris
*gives cashier freddo* "That's 30p please sir* *Hands over car keys*
sinner88
Gone are the days of taking £1 to the corner shop on a sunday and returning with a paper and a freddo... :(
DownBringer
Fucking 30p for a fucking feddo! I used to be able to buy a full fucking sized chocolate bar for that! Now if I want a Mars bar it's 59p!
canistillbegarth
They were 10p (perfect). Then 15p (bloody inflation). Then 17p (wait, what?!? 17p?). Then 30p. I'm out. Toadally ridiculous.
DeletedProfiles
59p? It's 70p in Belfast :/ !...don't get me started
AquilaJM
79p in my local shop. BULLSHIT! Now I am angry.
DownBringer
This should be the reason we riot.
JayTay47
So i converted that to US currency. We pay about 70p for a candy bar.
DownBringer
In a country where the cost of living is substantially less than the UK, I feel you may be getting a little ripped off.
revcleo
Plus US chocolate tastes like shit generally.
DownBringer
Reason for that is during the great depression, manufacturers used soured milk to produce chocolate. Americans grew accustomed to the taste.
Nellybear
... Does the p stand for pence?
JayTay47
In US thats about 47 cents.
HappierinaSCIF
That's it? It's more like $1.50 for most candy bars...
captainlego
It's a small chocolate bar, a kid sized one. That was the beauty of it though.Our normal sized ones cost around 60/70p nowadays.
DownBringer
Yes it does :)
sonofadigit
Where do you live that you can get a Mars bar for less than 70p? Some places in London charge even more!
DownBringer
59p was a guess, I haven't bought a Mars bar in years. I'm in Oxford so it will be the same price as London. 70p makes me more angry!
Usercba
80p where I live. Just saying.
DownBringer
Think it's time you moved.
DownBringer
Think it's time you moved. ;)
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
Triggered!!!
miserablebastardfromthenorth
What the fucking shit! I remember when they used to be 10p, now you need a mortgage and a human sacrifice to but one. I was in tesco 1/?
skelekittycat
I thought they were still 25p. I am genuinely upset and disturbed to learn that they are now at least 30p.
miserablebastardfromthenorth
It's disgraceful. It was a Tesco Express at a service station where I spotted them for 75p.
skelekittycat
Service stations demand a sacrifice for everything though. Even their fuel prices are 4-5p over the national average in Scotland.
miserablebastardfromthenorth
It's ridiculous. Don't get me started on service stations!
miserablebastardfromthenorth
Last week and the little froggy fucks were 75p. Fair enough if it was for a triple wispa, but nope. 75p for about 1/3rd of a gram of 2/?
grumblegrumblegrumble
SEVENTY FIVE PENCE FOR A FREDDO?
miserablebastardfromthenorth
Shit chocolate that just gives you a toothache because you spent your whole childhood eating freddos because they were 10p and I used to 3/?
miserablebastardfromthenorth
Get £3 a week spending money because my parents were paupers because they had to fund my sisters malteasers obsession. Fuck freddos. 4/4
CHICKINGNUGGER
I feel as though I need to help you, maltesers is a step too far...the things you must have seen, gracious mercy.
noodleshoe
This is the most British thread I've ever seen
megavoltage
you...you okay?
mujibul
I don't need a game to rant about that stupid frog
AquilaJM
SERIOUSLY!!! I was having a good night surfing Imgur and you come at with Freddos. Used to be 5p. Now I have to get a 2nd job to buy one.
hallowedmeow
No! He took The Ring to Mordor!
Sklrr
Perfect
DownBringer
I am ashamed to tell you how long it took for this joke to click. Too long.
warmfishsalad
What ever happened to Taz's too?!
flyboy93
Freddos! In Aus you could get them from the fundraising people for $1, Now! Fucking $1.20. Who carries that kind of change?
KittensCantMixCocktails
The Giant ones are far better value still, even at 1.20! Have you tried to buy a small one lately? Bloody 70c
sideshowraheem
you'll be sickened when ye hear this one now. The other day i was running for a bus and had to leg it into a shop 2 get change real quick1\2
sideshowraheem
went in grabbed a good old freddo thinkin it will only cost me 25c. Twas a full euro!. Almost fainted but i had no choice, i had to run
DownBringer
One Freddo was 1 €? Daylight fucking robbery.
sideshowraheem
tellin ya
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Bloody hell, I would have been so passive aggressive at the till.
sideshowraheem
Oh trust me i was
realGeorgelucas
Fecking Brits, don't get me starting, forgetting they aren't the only ones with Freddo bars, and Caramel Freddos. And bloody Animal Bars!
asmalltortoise
Fucking freddos indeed.
MouthWateringMonkeys
IRISH UNITE
amyhadalittlepond
Curly. Wurlies.
Highcalibur10
'Caramel Freddos' Aus Cadbury's started them with Caramello Koalas. They threatened to pull production and Australia almost rioted.
YharnamsFinest
Caramello fucking Koalas
DownBringer
No one cares about any country that isn't the United Kingdom. We're still the centre of the Earth.
DanielBauman
Lel
kuantek
+1 for centre
DownBringer
The correct spelling of it :)
IAmTheMessenger
Caramel Freddos?! Caramel Freddos!! You mean damn Taz's. Tasmanian devil... Caramel Freddos, you heathen. Get out
rebeccaisafish
Caramello koalas thank you very much
realGeorgelucas
Oh my god I forgot about them! Remember when 50p got you 5 ten-penny bags? now that only gets you one if you're lucky!
IAmTheMessenger
'Back in my day...' Making me feel old :/
Cimpleton
How about chomps? They make us mad too!
realGeorgelucas
Have you tried the Tayto Chocolate Bar?
DownBringer
I hate Chomps!
realGeorgelucas
How dare you sir‽
DownBringer
They're too chewy, I want to bite something not sit there chewing away like a dog with a dentastick.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
holy shit, is that an interobang?? it's my first time seeing one in the wild O.O
Imgonnatipyouwell
Oh my god this whole thread is incredible when you have no idea what a freddo is but you can hear the angry accents in your head.
Ravanna
Why did anyone buy Freddos? 2 baskets down were chomp bars, at 10p, they had 300% value!
sundayturkey
Sherbet dib-dabs were for the true connoisseur, attractively priced at 12p.
Usercba
Or a fudge
SuccesfulFailure
One of these days I'm going to find whoever fucked with Freddos and I'm going to slowly disembowl him infront of his family.
DownBringer
Wow. That's brutal, but I respect that.
DownBringer
Wow, brutal. But I respect that.
Cimpleton
Not only did they put the price but they made him smaller! Then those muppets started using cheaper chocolate, ruined it, fuck Cadbury's.
DownBringer
Actually you're right fuck Cadburys (and Kraft). What does an American company know about chocolate!
pecanpie
We sure do know a lot about eating it!
BoringPrivateQRCode
How to make it horribly sweet, fill it full of additives, and make it cheap. Basically, we know how to ruin it.
Thefrogutisalsopoisoned
American chocolate tastes like poo poo
SpaghettiFox
Hershy squirts.
jiffener
Wow you Brits are hard-core
WhyAmIMakingThisAccountOhYesThatsWhy
30p for 12g. TWELVE FUCKING GRAMS FOR 30 FUCKING PENNIES
MrTurtleWrangler
WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS 25 FUCKING P
WhyAmIMakingThisAccountOhYesThatsWhy
NOT IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS SONNY JIM, WE'RE ALL FUCKED WHERE I AM. FUCKED!
SilentButSexy
PEAKY FUCKIN' BLINDERS.
SomethingReallyAmusing
legit question. what does that mean?
TepidTea
They were a Birmingham Gang. Have a link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaky_Blinders
SilentButSexy
It's also a BBC drama.
DownBringer
You mean fuck Kraft, since they bought Cadbury's out and then ruined it.
Cimpleton
Fuck Kraft!
DownBringer
I cannot upvote this enough.
FerrisBuller
And they're the scroogey mcdouche cunts who stopped putting dairy milk on the fucking creme eggs AS IF WE WOULDN'T NOTICE
Cimpleton
They taste like advent calenders :(
jackofalleves
Fuck kraft sounds like a way of saying sex magic or something
IUsedToMakeBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotosOfMichaelCeraEveryday
World of Fuck-kraft? I'd play that
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
My god, the animosity towards Cadbury right now. Y'all took this shit and ran with it
IUsedToMakeBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotosOfMichaelCeraEveryday
I forgot we were even playing a game...
DownBringer
If there is one thing I know for certain, it is you don't mess with our Chocolate.
vvilko
Fucking Americans ruining things again. First they completely fuck over our language, then they start ruining confectionery. Just fuck off.
GaryFreakinOak
Fuck you, limey, your poor people mutated your fucking language because they wanted to sound fancy. American English is way closer to true,
GaryFreakinOak
Cause it was isolated from that stupidity.
ImgurCelebrity
Actually American English contains a lot of archaisms that would have been present in the English language before the split etc etc...
dogenuggets
I saw the word "Thruout" the other day... I nearly smashed my china cup.
DownBringer
I wouldn't take all the down votes seriously, just joined the wrong thread to be promoting American English.
Iwanttocutyoucauseimanicesurgeon
This makes me desperate to taste these little delights. Alas, as a 'Murican I don't see it happening.
Cimpleton
Sweet swap ahoy!
DownBringer
If you live somewhere near where Brits live, I'm sure you'll find a shop that specialises in British goods. While you're there get Marmite.
captainlego
They're not really that special, it was more the fact that if you wanted something small/cheap/solid chocolate you could rely on Freddos.
Gr00ver
It's all fun and games until that topic becomes "black people".
jwooch
immediately thought of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
ScienceIsAwesome
This just reminded my of Dave Chapelles Nigga family skit
IamNotaBlackMan
At least you won't be talking about me.
Dynaguy
Then it becomes even more fun
2manyspooks
That's when the fun begins...
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Don't worry, you'll be fine as long as you pronounce the word with an "a" instead of an "er"
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
As someone in Missouri, ha. HA. Don't get my black friends started.
Mohead12
Black lives matter. Ok they're gone lets get started
cartert3
http://i.giphy.com/RuYPi0HyBnOxy.gif
noctynight
You just stop and take the drink.
zflazeda
n_ggers. the word we're looking for is naggers. /southpark
HighPriestofthefallen
Riding around in their escalades, blasting their "raps" and shooting all the jobs!
CoCoMalone
Then it's just games.
Flyith2
And then it just gets more fun
FlyingGhostAvocado
or Jesus
TheStrawMan
I'm just gonna take a seat over here and tune back in later.
CaptainSnuggels
With a Black guy
PamelaMorganBeesly
Gah! I work with this one black best. And let me tell you, funniest person ever but she thinks she's SOOOOO much better than me. Jerk.
JohnBlevins
I would just rant about being given a bullshit topic.
BardicLasher
Freakin black people, tappin' their swamps and casting their doom blades and summoning those goddamned gray merchants. Gray merchant is BULL
GodLikeButHumble
Don't even get me fuckin started on devotion: black! Whoever came up with that must have never played mono decks in their life!
BardicLasher
Man, at least the stupid rats are gone from standard. And that 6/6 demon. That fucking demon. Whip of Erebos is still a thing though.
the1thtsezbadmufuka
They think they're the best dancers.
stevetehpirate
Then it becomes a Dave Chappelle sketch?
CommanderWilliamTRiker
or politics
youreAlizardLarry
I wish everyone changed races every few years as they grew older so they could understand the struggles everyone went through. Then you pick
shnizer
They think they're the best dancers...
MrPredator
I would have said abortion, but this works too.
BitchButcher
Depends on the players, I assume.
silentnena
You have to do it in an old white man voice.
GavinScreaming
I've played this, and honestly, these topics just make it more fun.
helpusdrzaius
...eating all the white man's chicken
BarDownTopCheddar
Then it's racism! Yayyyyyyy
pixelsnader
i hate "black people". They're not black, they're brown for chrissakes. And for that matter, white people aren't white, they're "light" at ~
pixelsnader
best. Nobody, not even the Irish, is lroper white. And have you ever heard of "tan mom"? Go look it up, think of how many "black people" ~
pixelsnader
are lighter than she is. Is she now a "black people"? Nope, just someone with poor judgement, which relates to her choices, not her genes.~
pixelsnader
And while we're on the topic of choice, if you're gonna see race as color and vice versa, people don't "act white" or "act black". They ~
pixelsnader
simply ARE white or black, and they ACT stupid or not. Besides, the whole idea of having several cultures is that you can pick what you ~
loveplusultra
OR THE JEWS, OH DON'T GET ME STARTED
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Don't even get me started.
DemographicUnknown
Solution: make everyone's topic their own race, then no one can be offended... probably.
gobbo
or "the jews"
Morrigi
Don't get me started.
LyricChae
Or any one of the CAH cards
copingcabana
Shoot that down, right away
AwkwardFaceLike
That's so funny I can't breathe.
voxxicus
Don't get me started. Black people fucking suck. As do white people. And all people. I hate people.
wantondisregard
People, What a bunch of Bastards.
RickAndMortyForeverAndForever100YearsRickAndMorty
Winner
TheyCallMeSunshine
As a black girl, boyyy, don't get ME started!
Gr00ver
As a white guy... *starts playing "Start me up"*
got61000beforegettingbanned
My friends and I just made a road trip game: we have to guess if the driver is Asian, Mexican, Black or White.
GetSchwifty
Gotta add bonuses too! Are they male or female? Young, middle aged or elderly?
stevetehpirate
Drive-by stereotyping. I'm in.
ChiefMoraleOfficer
In-drive stereotyping **
ZaeMillion
In a ditch, lowrider, back of cruiser, pickup truck. Easy.
kiramog
We play the "old man in a hat" game. Stuck behind a super slow driver? Pass them & look. Chances are it's an old man in a hat.
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
I like to play the "Who's texting/on the phone game" the result? Guys/gals do it pretty evenly, and way too fucking much on the highway.
got61000beforegettingbanned
So basically you win 100% of the time since every time you look down. you see yourself texting?
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
Perhaps my comment wasn't clear: Who's driving while texting/on the phone. I don't text and drive, never have and never will.
SophisticatedAsFuck
A radio station near me has a game called "Black, White, Mexi, or Jew?" They read an event from the news and the contestant has to guess.
Vansauce
90% accuracy for the station near me.
Vansauce
I play this with coworkers. we get about 80% right.
RottenState
Is the vehicle packed, stolen, damaged or pristine?
LiterallyYourMom
I'm guessing you live on the central west coast.
ArmChairCommentator
No Indian? :(
BBRed
We do too but we've added male or female
randomchimi
Recently played that game on the way back home from Las Vegas. Best answer: "damn, asian as fuck." Shit was awesome.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
10/10 I am successful with picking out the asian driver
GrayWhiteWolf
When they don't know how to drive its always Asian, women, an old person, or all of the above. Did I offend half the population?
BoringPrivateQRCode
98% of California.
bentwrenches
Old. Asian. Woman. The Trifecta of bad driving.
ChristopherReevesLegs
Don't get me started .. god.. their huge dicks on the guys, big sexy asses on their women. OH MY GOD! And don't get me started on sports!
Paramedia
Simply paralyzed by the outrageousness
PoorlyContrivedUsername
Shouldn't have gotten started
HolyDrinker
I mean, alright, this wasn't very funny, but nothing that would warrant being downvoted to -11...
IJustMadeThisAccountForOneMemeNowLookAtMe
Everyone was waiting for something negative, and started hating when it wasn't. Take those downvote points with pride.
MarkHughes
Don't get me started....
ReplyingToComeBackToThisLater
http://imgur.com/RJQBBim
Cogflak
NO YOU HAD 1337 UPVOTES. dont get me started!
JollyBloke
Scrolling down for the bad replies... was dissapointed
BlueShwagger
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HeeeyBrother
KK
TheCochNessMonster
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biovass
KKKK
GreyPilgrim90
Oh he went there
SquirrellyWhirly
STARTED ON THE SUPERSOAKER!!!! AND DO YOU LIKE SHIPPING COLD FOODS ACROSS THE COUNTRY? ME TOO, THANKS FRED JONES! AND I APPRECIATE THE SHIT
lllllllllll
Damn that's my name. I got a little angry seeing my name but it isn't me. I want to be the only Mark Hughes!
isometimesgetreferences
Please don't get me started
forAGrandTotalOf
Came here for this wooohooo
OmniscientZiltoid
I mean what the hell! They can wear lime green and fuchsia and I'll never be as cool as an old black guy.
CozzyMotto
Nice save.
SquirrellyWhirly
OUT OF ELEVATORS!!! BLACK PEOPLE, MAN...you just had to get me started, didn't you?
Treblaine
I'd try to segue into the etymology of the word black back to proto Indo-European languages.
petraca
Love me some PIE
SuperKingTheBest1ofthe3
One of the few times that I actually busted out laughing
SquirrellyWhirly
WITHOUT THE BLACKS WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE CARBON FILAMENT FOR LIGHTBULBS, OR PACEMAKERS OR A WAY TO REMOVE CATARACTS! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME
Houndd
I was really hoping someone didn't say this so that I could ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
CaptainObviousAndHisMinions
many of us did...
FatSavage
*slow clap*
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
Wow not all black people clap slowly my best friend is black and he claps so fast.
justahumanonline
*fast clap
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
MY N-WORD
Atribbs
It's call a soul clap.
GitRightStik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo
bryantdang3r
I laughed way too hard at this.