Well... What do I put in here? I've never been very good at talking about myself. I'd describe myself as a sarcastic Brit, aspiring to be a lawyer, currently stuck in a job unrelated to what I want to do, becoming more and more jaded with the world. As with what seems to be the norm with these profiles, should this ever get posted, I'll provide you all with a photo of my junk ;) And I shall deliver.