Better hurry up before you miss your chance, you chicken-hearted blunderbuss
3
5
316
A moment of muffled silence for the dearly departed
-1
13
345
A moment of heightened stress in these stressful times
6
1
250
Ah, there is is!
-5
0
148
Missing a chunk of chonk
52
7
1245
1st dose in the bag
46
9
1275
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
33
5
1908
Inglorious Basterds
31
2
1149
The eyes of the nation are on you
26
5
803
New cereal from General Malaise
19
5
693
Poopin' in These Trying Times
3
0
265
Checkmate, libs!
1430
163
115802
Zuckerberg's new avatar bringing together both sides of political discourse
-2
3
231
I'm so well-read, I even read bullshit
1700
307
69680