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MRW I Google a problem, find a thread about it, and the last post says "Never mind, I got it."
Dec 24, 2014 3:05 AM
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NoiceSmart
This moment in this movie kinda breaks my heart for Loki every time. Now, I will giggle with this new twist. Thanks OP
starrychloe
SuperUser.com
TalkingOutOfMyAss
Protip: include "solved" in the search.
EndWay
EVERY TIME!!
LordSerapis
No, I feel it's closer to 55%.
bravocheese3
bitch, you took this from another post in user sub
SaikyoHero
Classic Forum bullshit.
LouisianaBob
Nah, classic is when the top result is a forum post where the only response says to google it ಠ_ಠ
DDPB9k5G
Person #1 asks question to forum. Person #2 belittles #1 for not searching google. Person #3 finds thread through google, with no answer.
Clitastrophe
THAT, is why I always go back and edit my posts with my resolutions even (especially) when no one bothered to help me, in case of others.
ixxxs
In my experience, their version of "I got it" or "I fixed it" is usually "I reinstalled" or "I'm using a different Distro now". Fuck em.
IamtheGinger
I always upvote Tom Hiddleston
FemaleINTJ
http://imgur.com/Kn4AapK
IamtheGinger
I love you for linking that to me. I found my new favorite gif.
ignatiuspopular
Or when theres 37 pages of people stating that they too have the problem
GrannyGumjob
"I don't have that problem. Must be on your end :^)"
CaptainJac
This is the single most relatable post I've ever seen. I became audibly irritated with shared frustration.
IMpresington
I hate it when I google for a problem, find a thread, and all the answers are folks saying 'learn to use google.'
xIlegionIx
I hate when people post saying along the lines of "I don't know". Commenting is not mandatory people.
senshikaze
The "too much technical lingo" answer is just as bad sometimes. I'm glad your jabberwocky worked in the whatsit, but THAT DOESN'T HELP ME
marvelboy
That's me on StackOverload when im doing my programming assignments.
ForWhatPurposeDoesWeAllDoForGoWhatWasMoreLike
"This thread has been locked"
MrTurtleWrangler
Or when the solution works for everyone else but not you
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Then it's not the same problem.
elbart
"Here's the fix: http://www.megaupload.com/5318008"
mzxrules
Or when nobody seems to have ever had the same problem as you
StarkRG
Then it's not the same problem.
dakonsept
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!!! Seriously, though, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has faced this. It irritates my other friends no end.
zacletus
Or fighting with a problem for weeks then completely change the question and find the solution in an hour...
Counterfit
I had a random beep happening on my MBP for a while after the logic board got replaced. Like, more than a year. It was a temp warning
TopsunPB
I got a buzzing sound and a crash in most of my games. A basic format fixed it. AFTER MORE THAN A YEAR!
b1ackadder
Trying to run older games in windowed mode.
helagos
This is my problem and modding Skyrim.
acunninglinguist
God FUCKING dammit.
nyaore
Pretty much the reason why I had to re-install windows a week ago... "Use this easy command prompt! It totally works!" No, no it doesn't.
nyaore
For clarification, it literally did nothing - not fucked up my PC. I re-installed because I couldn't find a solution anywhere that worked.
Jayvolr
Or when the answer is someone saying to google it.
dredmorbius
LMGTFY
BewilderedBeaver
This. And this "helpful" hint is under all the hits on the first google page.
pancreas
Thread closed.
spaghettilegs
Or you read a paragraph thinking "yes this is exactly what I'm talking about" but then at the end it gets ridiculously extreme.. ex: (1/2)
spaghettilegs
"Lately been having slight head aches with a little bit of joint aches. Also I'm vomiting blood" it's like dammit I just wasted my time(2/2)
OverRedundant
Benetom Cumberhiddle
FemaleINTJ
http://imgur.com/a9DD7qH
hockeyham
ELL MEEEEEE!!!
snufl
"I'll PM you the fix"
AngryViking32
That one really annoys me. It would take less effor just to post the damn thing.
quietlysinister
PM you the TOP SECRET FIX THAT CAN'T GO IN A POST.
Comet260
That makes me HOMICIDAL!
BlueStringsAttached
This post and this comment are my experience looking up how to do things in Wordpress.
jelani435
Ayy, fellow webmaster. WADDUP YO
Wabbajackwagon
STACK OVERFLOW:"NO UR DUM DONT DO DAT" OP:"NAH 4GET U ALL I DID DO IT" ME:"BUT HOW DANG YOU"
wam3483
Stack overflow does a lot better than just telling you not to do it. They tell you the right way to do it.
Wabbajackwagon
Those are great, but not always the case. I've found plenty of answers that gave a paragraph of 'nope' and 0 alternatives or corrections
wam3483
I've never ran into a question like that unless it was something extremely non-standard.
Wabbajackwagon
I guess you have a point. Recently did a huge project with a ton of very non standard, so that may have contributed a lot.
fullsanta
My favorite is when there is a solution that is around 1 line. Someone posts "I made this extension" and it's code trolled 5000 lines.
wam3483
I ran into someone who kept insisting they needed to start their program without using the main method in Java. Turns out, you can.
swerveski
Well this is clearly going to the frontpage.
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
mfw
GnowledgedGnome
First rule of imgur don't talk about the front page or it won't happen
LizardDrainer
That's bullshit. If that's a rule then I see it broken almost every day
Keioseth
but it did
SirQuackTheDuck
I've actually got quite some dirt from mods for posting answers to 1-1.5 year old unanswered questions
piratica108
Where are they in their lives that this can actually makes them upset
VegaKotes
"Hey stop necroing the thread!" Ya cuz necro'd threads are suuuuch a big deal. xD
cogs
Once I wanted to be a mod on a forum, and then thought, "No, wait. I'm an adult."
dredmorbius
Fuck those mods. Seriously. Fuck them.
ShapeShifterCharlieFrancis
And then when you finally do find the answer you're like, "looks like it's my Loki day"
TrappedintX
Very nice
setphaserstophun
RolandLovecraft
Bum 'Tis!
RobotToasterBat
Upvote for your comment AND username!
FemaleINTJ
http://imgur.com/6WWlyI6
TrappedintX
Very nice
pyrobob4
Or this http://xkcd.com/979/
Rexoanimation
WHO WERE YOU
Psychethos
What I thought of as well, it's so accurate it hurts.
ObamaLlamaDuck
XKCD is always relevant
dredmorbius
At least in that case there's no tease of an answer existing. Just shared pain.
Sirolfus
A burden shared makes it less heavy
MozartYesIndeed
That's also how most things are.
vermiculus
'Twas also my first thought
HughLaurie
I immediately thought of that xkcd strip
MisterAbstruse
HoverOver: "All long threads should have a sticky globally editable post at the top saying 'DEAR PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE: Here's what (1/2)
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we've figured out so far...' ". (2/2)
Snooj
I always wanted to make a website devoted to questions that don't seem to be answered anywhere else on the Internet.
dredmorbius
A job for FUQMAN! http://fixyt.com/watch?v=apWSoDuF2QM
azurepenguin
Just don't go snob and tell people to learn to google by themselves.
grootaccess
I would gladly help... Just putting it out there.
RepostStatistics
Stackoverflow + Ask(or any similar site) already did this, i guess. But, you know: Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
azurepenguin
Are you now checking for reposted ideas too?
Wabbajackwagon
Stackoverflow is great. Until you find "those guys" who know everything and either "don't do that" or "the simple way is wrong here's BLARG"
Wabbajackwagon
Once I found that this ONE GUY had monopolized every instance of someone asking about one subject I was researching and the answer he
Wabbajackwagon
gave to every one was the same "I'm smarter, the way you're doing this is wrong, use 3rd party dll's" it took forever to find an OP who
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said Nah screw you and actually posted a legitimate (and comparatively stupid easy) solution
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
Stack exchange usually does it for me
Wabbajackwagon
Stack exchange and its many sub things, esp. StackOverflow, have been the life savers of my college experience. Also MSDN. Sometimes.
bmullecker
Stack Overflow is da real MVP.
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
stackOverflow is one of the greatest things I have ever encountered. Just the idea of specific questions with specific helpful responses
Wabbajackwagon
Seriously. I want to get active on there more so I pass the point requirement to actually vote because its been so freaking useful
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
Buttt i dont know a ton of programming yet, im only a second year, I completely plan on helping out in a year or two though~
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
good on ya! i haven't taken the time to do that yet but I frequently have the "im so grateful i want to give back" feeling
SomeDetroitGuy
Fuck those people. Seriously, fuck them hard and without lube in an orifice not generally used for fuckage.
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SomeDetroitGuy
I don't know what this means.
ImASexyUnicorn
I read this as fuck them in a place generally not used for fuckage and I was just like "is that a fancy way to say stabbing?".
AsAWhiteWoman
In front of their new co-workers who they've only had polite conversation with!
SaikyoHero
So an ear or eye socket?
artisviolent
You enjoy maxgforce
Darksideofuranus
First time ive ever seen a rape joke as top comment.Fair play on xmas eve and all.
RomeoSniper
With a sand paper and hot sauce condom
WonderWaage
I prefer open wound
NaturallyDeviant
That is the best fucking reply!
eggmuffin
Fuck them sideways with a burning cactus.
OverRedundant
In this day and age I doubt you could find such an orifice. They're all pretty fuckable according to the interweb.
blastus
Bellybutton.
thisappisajoke
Anything is a fuck hole if you want it to be... no wait, that's dildo, anything's a dildo.. -walks away-
PoppinLochNessHopster
I always put what I found in my final post on a question ><
princesslemon
I'm gonna start quoting you on occassions. Thanks.
CatBiteHandshakes
Bullet wound?
MixedBerryAllen
Heh... Fuckage.
IMGesus
Belly button?
xikanzhao
I lost it at "fuckage"
Nyther53
I usually go with "fuck you with a cactus"
Meowgan
I like saying "Go fuck yourself with a hand grenade"
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I'm a fan of "well fuck you up the ass with a broken hammer.". Though a cactus is probably a lot more painful
BambiSkater
Mine was "Fuck you sideways on a pogo stick", but that sounded like too much fun, so imma steal yours
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I suggest either the ear or the nose
ghmp
The problem was probably caused by something extremely niche for their situation, so they didn't want to go into detail about it.
ghmp
Ultimately meaning that the problem you're facing is probably due to different causes
randomlex
Oh come on, they consider those personal discussions - most people don't think others will have the same problem and their post will help...
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
May they rot in Hell, where the minions of Satan will take turns fucking them with sandpaper condoms.
Themanwithouttheplan
Sideways.
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TheJonSnowShow
With a sandpaper dildo
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
no
TheNicolasCage
I'd use a cactus dildo but sandpaper works too
WalterWhiteshair
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-36910-no-god-please-no-gif-Michael-S-hIu3.gif
Silver
In the nostril?
Freso
https://imgur.com/TbZTEBb
SomeDetroitGuy
I was thinking "ear" but nostril works, too.
sweatybeard
What orifice would you classify as not generally used for fuckage?
onecowboytoo
Eye socket.
itsgonnarain
Fingernail cuticul
Eogos
Nose, eyes, ears, belly button.
fabledsolid
a nipple
Pencillin
colostomy
presenceunknown
Nostrils?
Kamica
743rd pore from the right.
rosewolf28
And straight on till morning.
UnadulteratedFun
Stoma?
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AmiAthena
There was an article on Cracked that dealt with that.
napoleonbonerfarte
Urethra.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
It involved a chick, a dude, and a marker pen.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Just got flashbacks of something I wish I could erase from my memory.
T3CHN0CR4T
Oh god, it's crawling up my urethra!
CatBiteHandshakes
Bullet wound
HitlersArtCritic
But what kind of bullet? Something big like a magnum round will make a huge hole but a 9mm will leave a hole too small.
TestudinesMihiPlacet
20 mm anti-tank shell.
sweatybeard
Never mind, I got it
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
*death*
PineyAl
Well-played.
ian9outof10
This is A+ work right here
Snarknado
Well done. Also, I just gave you your 69th point, teehee!
kenobae
Oh for fucks sake +1
ImFrank
I love the self-set-up ability of imgur comments. Makes for sweet sweet material. I'd cup your balls if I could. +1
sweatybeard
kingv360
or the ear?
MauricioGuaura
Or if he's missing an eye, the eyehole.
moxie916
Once you go black, you go deaf
MrBoomLazer
what?
AncientWeapons
So you're telling me that you fuck ears on a general basis? :p
SomeDetroitGuy
Yes!
Tehlu
http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c3920eaf5fa6010eaffb99c438bf/fg_ep083_11.jpg
kingv360
I spilled my coffee seeing this
ShirouBlue
I knew it...
JustALiar
Like eye sockets?
astroapril
I was about to say that!
JackHaas
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdax7zwyDY1qh1g19o1_500.gif. Full Metal Jacket comes to mind
SomeDetroitGuy
That's going just a TOUCH too far...
SuperManlyManMan
I never regretted looking something up more than today.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I guarantee it's been done before.
upwardfeels
A Serbian Film
icyhotonmynuts
Midget porn. It's the only "tight" orifice it'd fit deep enough and be considered balls deep...