helagos

92839 pts ยท March 14, 2011


Negative, I am a meat popsicle. You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die. If you know where my quotes are from, we can be frands! Maybe.... because I am kinda terrible with continuous communication.

It's my 10th Cake Day and this is my 12th favorite for imgurs 12yrs!

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Felt like I was being watched in the produce section and turned around to this...

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Views 1317

?Lowered Expectations?

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Views 879

I spent all day in the hospital

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Views 217

Legen-dairy Tinder match

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MRW I logged in to see this...

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Views 455

Best damn Star Trek movie of them all!

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Views 86051

Sometimes the memes make themselves

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Views 2153

I need to take better care of my mech...

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Should I be worried?

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My 10th favorited pic.

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Chiefs are one game away from the Super Bowl

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Adventures and Rings

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Hitting on all 8 cylinders of douchebaggery!

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Views 3642

#im14andthisisdeep

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One of the great pieces of KCMO architecture!

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And now we wait...

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My imgur Secret Santa totally delivered!

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Views 878

The Golden Snitch, Coral!

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Views 2009

Drink prune juice, they said. It will help get things moving, they said. Kill me now!

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Views 1449

Trying to get back to my room after a drunken night on the town

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Views 269

How it feels when you finally get Google Fiber

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Views 392

What the hell is OP doing in my sister's bathroom?

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When your hot friend says she's quitting her job to become a stripper

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This guy saved an imgur celebrity's life!

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When the dry erase board art is just right

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When it's International Women's Day and your girl wants to get freaky

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I'm so confused! Should I be turned on or not?

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Views 94

So, I started playing MSG... on my Galaxy S8+

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Is... is this a joke?

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Why didn't the 3rd kid get a backpack?

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She "Spocked" my post. She wants the D... the Enterprise D!

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Florida Man is at it again!

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I had a completely different mental image when my friend said wing bar

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MRW when I saw this pop up

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I mostly just get mad, haven't figured out how to win yet.

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See description

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I've never played a single Half Life game and at this point I'm afraid to start...

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RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!!!

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I didn't know Eddie Redmayne started doing makeup tutorials?

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Should I praise Helix or take shelter under the Dome?

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Views 469

Anytime I try to flirt

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Well, I can't not buy them now

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Views 7340

Scale for Bernie!

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PRAISE CALCIUM!!!

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Views 5124

Mel, is that you?

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Views 524

Frantically searches for a Valentine

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When you hatch a diabolical plan and can't help but MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Views 8438

Spelled "subpoena" on the first try without spellcheck or Googling it

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You already shot yourself in the foot, might as well go the distance

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The struggle was real

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I still love you baby, BRRRRRRRT I just need some space

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It's my cake day and I have no idea what you people want!

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As a straight man, I wish Jensen and Jared would hug me

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Betrayal after betrayal, Yoshi had enough and evolved

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I'm 14 and this is deep

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Views 410

And then the whole store burst into applause, right?

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Views 506

Disney is taking over everywhere

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