JayEnfield
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When Redditors go to Imgur by imgur user JayEnfield
http://i.imgur.com/jJxYTPD.jpg
Jun 23, 2015 8:58 AM
JayEnfield
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http://i.imgur.com/jJxYTPD.jpg
ArcaneConjecture
"The path of the OC is beset on all sides by the inequities of reposts and the tyranny of puffins. Blessed is he who shepherds the OC..."
snerdwilliams
I think I just shot a giraffe in the face
Jbolt13
"I only browse the front page" I died
TheRealDurdan
Are you from tumblr?
Jbolt13
Nah just a troll getting his feet wet
AllGendarmesAndDickStitches
And I will down vote upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to steal and repost my brothers OC
MrT800
I will not stop bitching about aspect ratio until it becomes as common a complaint as bad cropping:
JayEnfield
But if it isn't put together like shit, how will you know that it's OC?
MrT800
...Are you saying you "put [it] together like shit" on purpose? Or that you didn't put it together at all? OC or not, shitty is shitty.
JayEnfield
More... with my tools and time available, increasing quality suffers a diminishing rate of return. That's why there's more shit than gold.
Gilbot9000
Got us dead to rights on this one.
JPRaptor
Stonefruitlove
Yeah, Reddit.... http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rockin-and-rolling.gif
Iaintneverscurred
SAY FRONT PAGE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME, I DARE YOU! *upvotes you with righteous fury*
FutureCrazyCatGent
Remember imgurians. Imgur was forged within the depths of reddit.
halyeahboy
John Downvolta & Samuel L. Cattaxon
getoffmytrain
Brilliant sir +1
IHateApostrophes
Green always made more sense for an upvote to me. Orange seems cautious.
WhoPaidForThisFloor
Orange just seems so similar to red.
Kelsdangerfield
I'll order some dick pics, if this is where I do it.
Angelist
*unzips*
SlightlyNormal
Imgur does not get same content as Reddit, it only ports over pictures from some subreddits. Reddit is much more than funny pics.
Clonekid
I'm here lurking imgur like
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I don't know, I only browse the Front Page.....yep, that's about the size of it!
genejeannie
Life is too short to browse user sub.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
if only I knew the magic formula to make it to the Front Page....
Drougals
When you realise it's a repost http://media.giphy.com/media/Lq4wSAvpO8ZiM/giphy.gif
Paleo16
Back to the sewers, where you belong, reposter!
JayEnfield
Is it reposting if I'm throwing my own work in a second time?
Paleo16
Oh, I'm not accusing you of reposting. I was just supplying the gif in the comment with some quasi-funny text
QueenCousland
This had better be reposted, by tons of people. We're going to EARN that last line, motherfuckers.
JayEnfield
Go nuts. I've definitely earned my points from it already.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
No one else remembers? It was less than a month ago...
TheAlmightyImgurSpellingNazi
for real? Do you have a link?
JayEnfield
I posted this a month ago, it only got 400 points. So I waited a month and tossed it into the ring again.
SeriousCloud
http://imgur.com/cJPZ8KB
coquette007
Bravo!
pax84111
That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech
Crimpmonkey
The royal with cheese talk remastered?... This my friend is gold.
Emdimian
OK Imgur, this is when we unite to make the whole movie like this.
myusernameismyrealname
any of you pricks move and ill execute every motherfucking last one of you!
Devante
I thought imgur was reddit's image hosting site.
Devante
Guys, I was seriously just being cynically sarcastic. Haha
IAmNotTheDevil
It was made by a redditor for other redditors. But it's gaining its own character. I'm just waiting for the declaration of imgurpendence
Devante
Is that true? Too lazy to google right now. Please hurry, I don't have much time!
IAmNotTheDevil
"Originally designed as a gift to the online community of Reddit,[9] it took off almost instantly" From Wikipedia. Alan Schaaf made it.
JayEnfield
That is correct.
TravisKOP
This is the best OC gif I've ever seen
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youhadlogs
MMMM! That IS.. a tasty gif! Do you mind if i have some of your delicious cat tax, to WASH this down?
heltersk3lter
That was fucking perfect. Even the joke at the end.
ArcaneConjecture
"Now, when you accept these corporate ads, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Fight through that shit!"
ArcaneConjecture
'Cause a year from now, when you're kickin' it in the Caribbean you're gonna say, "The VC firms were right."
KanyeSinatra
Trying to get to the front page with OC:
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takursk
I love that Phil LaMarr (Marvin) also voiced Samurai Jack and Hermes Conrad
CaptainPhil
He even voiced Vamp in Metal Gear.
pith
Trigger discipline. It's important!
FrankJ7
Ah man I shot Marvin in the face.
otrezalpilikk
i dunno what happened, the gun just go off
HarryGillen
You must a hit a bump or something!
muftiman
Car didn't hit no mothafucking bump!"
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Great, now I've got a headache.
Iaimtomisbehave
More like this really: http://imgur.com/i4un3iH . Right in the toilet.
Wastyvez
You know, for a hardened criminal, the dude really is a fucking amateur.
HarryGillen
I used the same soap you did and when I was done it didn't look like no goddamn Maxi Pad!
JayEnfield
Hard mode enabled. :D
CmdrNinja
Oh man I shot OP in the face
ManMashine
yup. Shot down on the first few steps... :( All.the.time.....
saragon1993
The blood spatter needs to be downvote arrows! Hah.
Evillink1
Poor Marvin.
centurygothic
You know what they call FrenchToast in France ? Toast.
Snarkoleptic
No, but they do call toast "toast" though, which I think is what you meant.
freegiant
Pain Perdu is my French wrestling name.
AndritosRetardos
*Tøst
finnxshakh
RoyaleToast?
ireallylikemeandmyself
This is actually incorrect. They call it "pain perdu" or lost bread :)
lemonwaterice
Lost bread. That must be the single most existential French thing I have ever heard.
humdiddlydoo
also lemon water ice is delicious. i hope you are either from jersey or pa.
lemonwaterice
Pennsylvania, hour outside of philly by regional rail.
humdiddlydoo
i'm in philly! it's a small PA.
LadyMaryofHouseImgur
You must be fun at parties.
ireallylikemeandmyself
I AM THE PARTY!! ;-)
Kedearian
can i be invited? i'll bring stale bread.
ireallylikemeandmyself
Sure, I'll bring eggs and milk!
juicyJ7
*UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE*
SergiousMaximus
Do you know what they call Brazilian Nuts in Brazil? No? Anyone?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
they call them BOFA right?
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I'm sure they just call them "noz", like any other portuguese speaker, but they call Brazil nuts "castanhas-do-pará"
CrusherOfCities
That last line was killer....
pronacc
That's probably why he put it last.
LotusF1ower
Totally. I was just silently enjoying the gif until that point, then I laughed properly!
garfieldImgurian
Bravo
fixboxsix
Better than a royale with cheese!
JapanGuyJoe
it's funny because of how unlikely this gif is to be OC
JayEnfield
Depends on what you call OC. I didn't make Pulp Fiction, no. I did not hire Travolta or Jackson or write the script. All I did was subtitle.
JapanGuyJoe
I could swear I've seen a gif captioned almost exactly like this is all. I still +1ed but I've been taught to be skeptical is all
JayEnfield
I submitted it once a month ago.
cantcatchmeimthegingerbeardman
And sums up why people who only view front page are wankers
MrJimmyC
well I suppose that part is technically true ;)
JayEnfield
I had to do it. His look there is just so smug. :D
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
Thanks for putting in work OP +100
TheWhisperingWindsofShit
I didn't go to Burger King
Iamsonewatthis
Thanks, OP. I needed that
RedBeardedBastard
HAHAHA that was fucking brilliant!
wolfetrax
I only browse the front page... Ever since the incident...
nation543
what do we call OC? a miracle.
gtaomg
FOR THE LAZY: Black dude says "What do they call OC?" He says "I dunno, I just browse front page", implying FP is all reposts.
JayEnfield
The lazy won't click into the comments to see this. They'll just stare at the screen with their mouths hanging open until the punchline. :D
gtaomg
Kek. OC, right?
JayEnfield
Depends on what you call OC. I just added subtitles. OC is by Tarantino.
gtaomg
Yea, OC. Good OC.
gtaomg
What the heck, don't down vote me to hell, I just can't remember the goddamned actor's name. Director Fury from Marvel, I remember that.
gtaomg
Also in Kingsman, correct? Jesus, I should stop being lazy and look him up.
QueenCousland
He was also Mace Windu.
JayEnfield
Yeah, he's been in like 5 or 6 different movies now.
Diddlestyx
Wow, you forgot Morgan Freeman?
gtaomg
That's not him. You lil shit... It's SAMUEL JACKSON!
Diddlestyx
90 percent sure that's Will Smith.
HomelessToddler
Does Samuel L. Jackson look like a bitch?
ninus
Say 'Sarah please' again. Say 'Sarah please' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say "Sarah please" one more Goddamn time!
SSoHPKC
Diofant
Here you go
JustAnUndevelopedImage
"Sarah please" one more Goddamn time!
SomeBritGuy
Lightly fried fish fillets
theuhie
Sarah please
JollyBloke
catalystparadox
Now edit Sarah's face over Samuel L. Jackson's...
daguq
Beautiful work.
JollyBloke
Thank you kindly, good sir
Angrypixels
you're a hero
TheCochNessMonster
Thanks fam
JimTheIconDaher
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/543/029/011.gif
MirielBjartskular
that was awesome
TheAntVenom
commenting on this glorious work of art for future use. @serapls
GaugeDanger
I want to upvote this so many times!
FrankJ7
Did you really make this 'cause I swear I saw something like this before. Don't mean nothing by it, I'm just asking.
JollyBloke
I did, of course this scene has been used a lot for making .gifs, but this one's all me.
FrankJ7
Well, it's hella funny xD *awkwardly walks off feeling like an asshole*
ninus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqCrJc2b9kw
tannith
That's just wonderful.
disgr4ce
Holy shit someone make this
Diofant
SSoHPKC
I mean you kind of made it
TheCochNessMonster
There was an attempt
Diofant
RosefaceKillah
Sarah pls help
eirebadboy
Fuck! I just keep going up and down just so I can watch a gif of a film I love being bastardised, sort this out!
CaribouLou
You win best username of the day
RosefaceKillah
Thank you Caribou Lou. Fortunately I've got a SO named @DiirtMcgiirt :)
Efreeti
Are you two gonna have a Big Baby Jesus?
DarkUranium
kmikl
... must be a self-reloading magazine.
DarkUranium
Or one of these:
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kmikl
LOL... maybe...
Flashback0180
U ded
eirebadboy
Fuck! I just keep going up and down just so I can watch a gif of a film I love being bastardised, sort this out!
Whitetiger7654
@sera pls don't shoot.
kmikl
@serapls, don't hurt 'em.
SeraRelm
pookieeatworld
Controlling the recoil from a shotgun with one hand? I call bs...
JayEnfield
"Does she look like a bitch?!" "NO!" "Then why you tryin' to get her doin' your bitch-work?"
obcontra
Does this look like a gif?
kmikl
Jif?
lightandsteady
you better deliver OP
JayEnfield
Meh
blainetog
*adjust glasses* Actually, it's, "Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch?"
blainetog
Though in this case, I guess it'd be "her."
JayEnfield
Yes
HarryGillen
Yes you did, Brett! Yes you did, you tried to fuck her. And Sarah don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mr. Sarah.
kmikl
+1 just for @MisterSarah
JayEnfield
:D
JayEnfield
"What's your name?" "JayEnfield" "What's it mean?" "I'm imgurian honey, our names don't mean shit."
usersubscaresme
@iexplainusernames
BitchButcher
Are you sure?
JayEnfield
Are you actually an ill-tempered female meat-vendor, then?
BitchButcher
I just like the alliteration and it keeps being an alliteration after translated into German. But yes, I also like being a bitch.
JayEnfield
Meatenmädchen?
BitchButcher
SchlampenSchlachter
lawfulwood
I beg to differ.
LevelSevenLaserLotus
Tell me about it.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
My name indeed does not mean shit
MidnightScientist
"I just want a burger and a massage" - yeah, no it works for movie and imgur reference
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
I think most imgur names do mean something.
Cheomesh
Thought that line was from Windtalkers
UpvoteFairyOfDoom
Mine does
hallowedmeow
Amen.
WhenInDoubtC4
I mostly chuckle on FP posts, but this one has me in stitches! +1, OP!
ItchyTaintBlossom
Well...
one1deuce
http://imgur.com/l2RGEgm
ScotsIrishAmerican
Dang it. I'm doing imgur wrong.
ColinCastro
Well you can google me.
donkeymoney
Nooo I tht my life had meaning....
WhyIsThisAGif
Mine does. -mobile user
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOOXOOXOXOXOXOOXXXOXOOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOOXXOOXXOX
Mine too!
TheGirafe
But it's a jif
BinToss
Damn. Now I'm tempted to save animations with .jif as their extension.
TheGirafe
Hey do you receive notifications that someone has replied like really late? Cause I just got it and you posted 13 min ago
BinToss
No, I was notified pretty much immediately. I did have to restart the app several times to post this comment, though.
LargeHoman
Look, a Jirafe.
orangeisthenewbasic
*sent from iPhone*
WhyIsThisAGif
Samsung*
SomeDetroitGuy
Best part of that line in the movie was that he did have a name that meant something.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
I have no idea if mine does
HarryGillen
"Bootch."
kawaiibrah
Seeeñor booootch
PaleoCardio
Do the like double dippers over on Reddit because we sure as shit don't like them here. LOVE the gif though, but no double dipping.
ElTigreChang
Eh, it was kind of a separate joke, I think he gets a pass here.
PaleoCardio
Maybe. Making a funny on your own post is kind of a dip dip though. Replying to a post, fine, but I think the line was crossed. He knew
ElTigreChang
Wouldn't be very good as a description, is all I'm saying. MAYBE as a separate post, but idk.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
I can't remember seeing a double dipper there so it's fairly rare/other comments get upvoted more frequently.
JayEnfield
I'dunno, downvote some of my comments if you feel passionately about this.
PaleoCardio
I feel passionate enough to point it out when I see it, but that is all the passion you are getting from me you smooth talker you.
JayEnfield
Should I not be allowed to comment on my own stuff?
notwastingtimeiswear
I rhink it's a dumb sentiment--"no fp edits!" "But don't have any new thoughts to share bc that's double dipping! "
kohrah
I personally don't mind. For some reason it's a red cloth to some people. Go figure.
JayEnfield
Well fuck it, I'mma do it anyways and collect my 0 points 99% of the time. :D