HomelessToddler

153517 pts · September 9, 2014


Dear diary: Today i accidentally brushed my weewee against my trash mattress. It felt good. Will try again tomorrow. -HomelessToddler

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Has anyone seen my dog?!

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Onkyo ht-r580

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Happy National Sloth Day!

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Mlem

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Itch boi contemplatin' the unifurse

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R/arduino schematic

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MeIrl

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Reddit post

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Two huskies get revenge on toddler for breaking their legs in a drug deal gone wrong.

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From the heart

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Check

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I want to hear your original music!

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The future is now!

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An unholy bond.

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When you don't get good wifi in the bathroom.

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Me irl

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Chopsticks? Chopbics?

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Posting this to reddit but maybe one of you can help too?

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I made a Dogtopus.

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Rebel

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Just logged in to find out its national dog day with three minutes left. Meet Drogo!

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When my online course isn't loading but porn hub is.

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Just found out I'm a day late for puppy day. Here's my (spoiled) dog.

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The universe's reaction when I call in sick to fuck around all day and maybe study but I actually end up feeling sick.

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Tower Theatre had a bar in the bathroom last night.

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Heard you like Aussies.

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My dog Drogo

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Fühsball

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Fuck this guy.

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"Make sure kitty is in -Thanks"

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Heard you guys like oatmeal.

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Bear Guide: Guide to Bears Vol. 6

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Brutus the dog.

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Maybe I should have gone Cheney.

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When you sit down on the toilet to poop at work and you aren't getting wifi or cell service.

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Well that escalated quickly.

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Haven't seen this here and I know you guys love Digimon.

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Not even photoshopped.

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Fap Dancing

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How to fry an egg.

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Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla

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What do you call a WWII german veteran who likes to help animals?

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Deaf girl tries pancakes for the first time.

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Thanks, Title.

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Doughke-ball

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Heard we're doing dog stuff today.

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I hope I don't make her boyfriend Cellous.

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My Italian great-great grandfather had earrings.

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Be competent..

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My dog likes to play with himself.

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Nice slide bro.

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MRW I'm on clinical rotation in the OR and I smell burning flesh for the first time.

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MRW I have diarrhea in a public restroom and it splashes back at my butt.

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I don't even own a cat.

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*In your black twitter inner monologue voice* This could be us but you not a fluffy dog.

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Touched my dick with hands, and my brain with knowledge.

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MRW I miss the tv input I was trying to choose and have to cycle back through the list.

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