muftiman

16664 pts · May 29, 2011


why are you looking here you sick fuck

Here, let me get that for you

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He really loves weddings

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The lie I kept telling myself, over and over.

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We must fight!

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MRW I let off the fart I've been holding on the plane

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A proud mother posted her daughter's "beautiful" art on Facebook. All I see is jigsaw.

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Team Human commands Annies Boobs.

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Spreading a little knowledge - No witty title here. 

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While you fight for Team Human, I'm gonna nap.

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Just because your are famous doesnt give you the right to park like an @#&hole

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Ron Swanson changed his views on Politics Dramatically.

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Parisians persevering in the face of evil, restoring faith in humanity.

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Fucking Aladdin.

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Hah! Screw you professor!

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So my wife made me a Birthday Cake. Goddamn that was tasty!

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I would just like to share this with you all.  Lands End, Cornwall, 19th July 2016.  

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I didn't know what else to do!

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Imiagrunts!?

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CuttySark

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What an honourable woman..

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Lake District - United Kingdom : An amazing afternoon out and around Lake District. Managed to find this gem of a route that took us from Windermere to Ullswater lakes, scary, yet truly rewarding.

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But... now I want to open it....

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I have been a self taught photographer for almost 2 years. Last week, I sold my first set of canvases for £40-£200 each.

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This particular student does not fill me with a lot of hope for this college's graduates.

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150L Planted tank.

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The student life...

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About to order our pre-x-mas meal. Human Sauce?! That sounds quite exotic!

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A 250L planted Discus tank - 6 months on.

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London, looking on from Westminster bridge to Vauxhall, Battersea and beyond

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Nearly 12 years after a man robbed a deli at gunpoint in Nashville, Tenn., he decided to give the store $400 and beg forgiveness

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150l planted tank

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What DID happen next?!

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That scary moment when a bus comes hurtling towards you...

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Just a big nope, nope, nope, nope.

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Whilst watching Parks and Rec, I squee'd!

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hehe, boob.

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A couple of meteorites from this years Geminids

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"Low Tide" by Ricardo Mateus

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I'm sorry, I have no witty caption for this, please enjoy!

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Breaking Barfi, the new show on PMC. Link in comments

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Well, am I?

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Introduced myself to a patient, promptly looks at me in disgust and horror and walks out.

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Nooooo, how did this even happen?!

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So this popped up on my feed...

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MRW I find out we're getting pizza tonight

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I'm well Geordie!

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Went to the gym during Peak hours, many people identify with this.

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Most ambiguous BSOD ever. What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!

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Sorry, I have no bananas, is a tin of Heinz Beans ok?

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He is asking the real questions.

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Nice handbag Clarkson!

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Grandma has a hell of a right hook!

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Hey imgur...

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Yes, yes it does.

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After a day like yesterday, I'm reminded of these brilliant words.

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"Which tombstone is yours?" "It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it..."

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Just wanted to share this with you all :)

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I will be putting this on the baby gate once our baby is old enough to walk.

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