DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq

65590 pts · February 16, 2012

I was born on a pirate ship off the coast of Peru, where I was given a traditional Aztec upbringing during which I excelled in the arts and sciences. At age seven my parents accidentally murdered each other in a freak fencing accident, and I left the tribe for Orangeville, ON, where I trained under the legendary Magnús Ver Magnússon, four time strongest man in the world. At age eighteen, after a failed Fear Factor audition, I set out for a berry plantation roughly 4 kilometres south of Montreal. After numerous run-ins with a gang of roaming mimes, I left for the Royal Military College of Canada in Kingston, fearing for my life. Recently, the mimes have resurfaced, forcing me to leave this place and move on to greener pastures like Gagetown, NB. I'm allergic to most brands of khakis.