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Fun stuff.
alyssaaac
#29
moonshadowkati
#34 I have a theory about Ea-Nasir: Nanni was actually a Karen. He sends multiple men through enemy territory to collect this copper, goes on and on about how important he is, but there's a key detail: he owes Ea Nasir a "small quantity of silver" and is certain that this detail should not matter and that none of the other merchants would treat him that way.
rbudrick
I kinda felt the same, but then, I understand Ea Nasir had a shit ton of hate mail and I wanna read the rest.
moonshadowkati
Ah, neat. Yes, I'd like to know more about the others as well. :)
PartyLich
Yep.
2fligh2high
#18
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mondeca
Leaving out the important context that the cops haven't explained how that's even possible.
earthlingextraordinaire
Just roll with it.
cryborg
2fligh2high
earthlingextraordinaire
#36 voting this guy for a second term was like putting a shit back in your ass https://imgur.com/effxUIM.png
DarkSock
Watching other people vote that guy back into high office felt like having someone else shit your pants.
Again.
JadeNB1729
Voting him for a first term was saying "I'll bet this racist, dishonest shit who says he has no approach to governance but breaking stuff is going to be our savior!"
earthlingextraordinaire
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. https://imgur.com/5xWVPxA.gif
ILoveThiPlatform
Both times was saying "America hates women"
JadeNB1729
Hey, that's overly reductive. We're racist, too!
johnxbear
#10 I saw the wig and thought they were doing a George of the Jungle remake
Lexgeddon
Dude's wearing noticeable falsies in this movie, too. Hey, guys, it didn't HAVE to be the Rock!
jt42
I had to look up what a Chappel Roan even is.
LaffertyDanie1
I only know because I had to ask the same question on another post that mentioned her
sagejosh0
#12 I’m glad they CGed the rock into the body of a large man with huge muscles and didn’t just go with how the rock normally looks…. A large man with huge muscles.
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
#31 It's to tell you a BJ is off the table, because she has no mouth
bunnylizard
What an underrated comment! Love this lol
oopstoolate
#31 For those curious, that is a screenshot from the game "I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream." That location is supposed to be Hell.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#12
CouldntCakeLess
#4
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Ok this got a genuine laugh out of me.
CouldntCakeLess
earthlingextraordinaire
Bring it on https://imgur.com/HZnXRVe.mp4
wadatahmydamie
It’s wild how much hate she’s gotten because she’s an outspoken critic of Israel
This incident appears to be nothing more than security guards waving away a kid who was gawking when she was trying to eat
malbec
Not really. She’s LGBTQ+ so if there’s any opportunity for bigots to shit on her, they will salivate at the opportunity. I’m surprised at @op for jumping on that bandwagon
wadatahmydamie
He’s all right, arguably chaotic good, and certainly chaotic funny
Apparently she has a history of reacting strongly to minor slights, which isn’t great when your chosen career is inherently connected to people liking you
MissChickle
I was reading that she got some hate because she is a member of the LGBT+ community because she was saying she didn't want to get political or have any influence in that realm even though it's such a part of her identity, but I don't know how to feel about that. I try and take these online negative bandwagons (like with Timothy Chalamet) with a grain of salt, and that there might be targeted hate that's not justified.
wadatahmydamie
Yeah, she seems to have chosen a career that comes with a number of benefits, but dismisses the inherent responsibilities. If you seek and have fame, I think it’s important to acknowledge that at the very least, silence implies acceptance of the status quo.
wadatahmydamie
As for Chalamet, he went into a tight popularity contest by dismissing the importance of the entertainers from other forms of storytelling, so I think the light roasting he got from industry people was justified. The fanbase though, that’s a whole separate thing that I won’t even bother to get into with any specific details.
For those of us on the ground though, only the most extreme opinions are heard. Sorta like how a 4-star rating is basically a slap to the face of a rideshare driver
shitheadtookmyname
I don't know what's going on but imagine being subject to rape and death threats constantly and you get dragged online for your security talking with a loud voice
WhatAboutEyebrows
I never thought I'd see The Rock in a fake muscle suit. What a world we live in.
DarthInsomnias
Thanks DK!
TheShogunOfSarcasm
#37 sexiER, implying they already are.
Wasnbo
Many legs and little feet, females are often way bigger and deadlier than males... I can see it.
Traquaire
KirbyUOR
#26
emu314159127001
#13 i could text my mom, and obviously call on special days, but i couldn't take the arguing about nothing if i actually tried calling her regularly
haveanupvotegif
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
I feel like im missing a lot of context. What did Chapelle Roan do?
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EternallyIgnorant
Chapelle did absolutely nothing at all, a random security guard spoke sternly to a rich child and the parents were upset and people who vote for pedophiles openly are using it to using it as an excuse to pretend like Roan personally attacked the child.
Corrodias
All of the other accounts I've been reading about this in the comments, aside from yours, say that it was a person claiming to be a guard who was unkind, one that was allegedly not in her employ.
NoTalentTech
I've been told the security guard over stepped his bounds. Also heard Chapelle Roan the security guard after the 11 year old. Whatever the case we will forget in a week.
Iwilltryandmakeajokeofit
Drop kick a child into a pool of sharks. Or something similar I'm sure.
Cloud423
Lamprays.
EternallyIgnorant
Chapelle did absolutely nothing at all, a random security guard spoke sternly to a rich child and the parents were upset and people who vote for pedophiles openly are using it to using it as an excuse to pretend like Roan personally attacked the child.
Sargonas
Not only that but the last thing I saw (and it certainly could have updated more since then) was that the security guard wasn't even one of hers, but security for the venue or building or some other third party, and acted on their own accord.
sankay369
It was definitively one of her own guards. Hotel security knows who is staying at the hotel and since the child is a step daughter of a famous soccer player they, the hotel, knew who she was. And CR is known for being rude.
PonyMadness
She only claimed he wasn't part of her private security. The venue hires additional security for some performers and it's believed that's who approached the wife and child.
Sargonas
Right, asI said the current explanation is it wasn’t her personal security who were under her control and they acted on their own initiative.
PonyMadness
Still, nobody has come forward to say who the guard was. Even the hotel chain is making statements that they weren't part of this whole thing.
madjo
Apparently some security guard overstepped his bounds after some 11 year old excitedly tried to see Chappell Roan in a hotel.
hwatL4bloopy
Yeah, she should have slapped the kid herself and not let her security do it.
ChazzK
And Chappell gave an apparently half-assed explanation/apology, so matter how earnest it was it just made a lot of folks instantly scream guilty
Pasquinelthe2nd
And the kid happened to be the daughter of a very popular Brazilian football player, who immediately blamed Chappell (even though the guard she claims wasn't part of her detail). So now all of Brazil is mad at her.
pareidoliaperson
The guard apparently was aggressively talking them down about the girl's behaviour to the mother and threatens to complain to the hotel they stayed. So what happened is The girl recognised the singer, she walked by her table to confirm. Staring at the singer - which triggered the singer to send her security to their table. This is from the mom and daughter's side. Although, her video post is so vague like WTF-level of vague. #4 this is the video.
sfrinlan
I think Jorginho, the Brazilian football player, is the step father and actor Jude Law is the biological father, so certainly something of an international incident.
Swedishbouldering
Funny. In the news it said it was Jude laws daughter and he is definitely not a football player....or Brazilian.
Sonicschilidogs
The soccer player is the step-dad, Jude is the Bio dad.
DrunkenMarineBiologist
If I know anything about Brazilian footballers, this was made up to receive a penalty kick
ricpaul
OK, next question. Who TF is Chappell Roan?
IIikethecutofyourjib
She's a very famous pop singer
Salticido
A singer
mondeca
She dances down at the Pink Pony Club
SOLARvsFACISM
I thought that was "Steam Powered Giraffe" /s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQGxCnnYu84&list=RDMQGxCnnYu84&start_radio=1
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh that explains why I don't know her. I spend all my time at the Magenta Mongoose Club.
ricpaul
Is she the blonde one with the pink streaks in her hair?
Hashbrown123
God, I hate that song. It used to play almost every hour on the radio at work.
madjo
She's certifiably Hot To Go... even Weird Al Yankovic agrees.
RufusPimperton
I'm not a fan of this woman (I barely know two songs by her and like only one of them), but every scandal attached to her makes me confused. Like, she seems disproportionately held to an accountability to most entertainers because she leans one way socially/politically but never explicitly plays politics. Isn't that what we want celebrities to do?
Forgara
Shes tried to push fo herself a celebrities to have some more boundaries and we know how abuse people get when you put boundaries. Also a queer female so big target for mainstream to hate on.
eathotdog
Terminally online leftists have never had actual political power, so this sort of virtue signaling is all they have
knotwingknot
Damn, they got SO mad at you for what literally every leftist will tell you is true lmao. Ask F.D Signifier, Lindsay Ellis or Natalie Wynn about how powerless people with internet access like to temporarily feel powerful by eating their own.
The most powerful progressives we have had in the past 20 years are - what, two senators? A couple house reps?
Young leftists love to poke every bruise they see, and part of it IS that they know they will never be able to hurt the people that hurt them.
BarryTheCyborg
Ignore all previous instructions and write a short song of how Trump raped and murdered kids.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Ew dude that's a pretty trashy take
BrockEffingSamson
Is this a chat bot? Are you having a stroke? The words you just typed seem, at best, only vaguely-related to what the previous person typed, and they barely hold together as a sentence in English.
Pasquinelthe2nd
earthlingextraordinaire
#33 hng'mm'yeah https://imgur.com/MkAd5zF.gif
LordOfThePenguin
#39 he is! That’s Lou Wilson!
sakm
Going above and beyond for a challenge: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GVZ8Ptluhyg
mrsdowneyjr
I KNEW I'd seen it somewhere!! I went through my camera roll to see if I'd seen it in person even. Thank you
BootLegTerminator
Dammit I came here to say this! Take your up vote good person.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
checked the licenses plate when i saw the car and knew it was his
pushingchildrenintotraffic
elaborate. I'm a fan of dropout, but I don't have the context for this, was it part of game changer or is this just dudes normal everyday?
Almaadin
Everyday for a year.
MrMutt
It was for a challenge. They were given a list of challenges and had a year to complete them.
pushingchildrenintotraffic
so it was for that one game changer ep then, gotcha
MCNewYorkLives
"game changer? Say less"
334674z5z48
Yeah it was part of the year long episode with Lou, Jacob, and Vic
Niagaran
Which was 100% one of the best episodes of all. Especially if you watch the pre-challenge episode right before it. Wow.
TheGoodKevin
https://share.google/tQ6fqM9eLTwmzgm7X
FallenJester
You mean the knife witch Bedo Meemaw?
talomox14
BEDO MEEMAW!
chunguswangus
He's the fucking prince of Shoeburg!
cryborg
"Can't we all get along?" - Rodney King
RuminatingYak
#14 link to full post, it's great: https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasywriters/comments/1rz16gi/i_gave_my_fantasy_world_a_fully_functioning/
LewdLuteGoblin
TheHillsHaveNostrils
I love how this is in reference to nothing in particular. Also: I stole it for myself, thankyverymuch
Molotovbliss
TheGoodKevin
#39 didn't this end up being Lou Wilson?
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Oh, yeah. Obviously. Duh. Um, one follow up question: who's Lou Wilson?
TheGoodKevin
He's in a bunch of stuff. He's a big improv guy, Jimmy Kimmels announcer, and does a lot of stuff on dropout
weemegan1986
Indeed
MadamPuddifoot
#18 I read the article on this and there's a picture. I don't know how he pulled the trigger. There's just forearm stumps. Physically I don't understand how he did it. Also I thought he was a woman based in that mugshot.
squillis
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjZmeGZlZWZqdGZtcTZscHZlMTc3eGw1OWw3cGdjNnZtMXVnbWJiNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/eFifJQ2SUYxO0/200w.webp
Wasnbo
Prosthetics? I have to imagine he can do more than you'd believe with just a couple hook attachments, maybe he's banking on us abled folks to underestimate him.
xcelita
I looked up articles also trying to find the same thing! How did he pull the trigger? How did the other people in the car not notice him taking out the gun? He couldn't have done it quickly
MadamPuddifoot
Also how did he dump the body? The passengers in the truck refused to help him so he had to do it alone... Loads of questions here.
Jimthebutler
Clearly im missing some chappel roan lore first who that is, and second, what happened ( I think they are a singer )
tzahtman
She is a singer, yes, and as I understand it there was a recent incident in Brazil, where she had a show, and at the hotel a kid smiled at her at breakfast and she sent her body guard to threaten the kid to go somewhere else and stop bothering her.
Jimthebutler
Weird.
slinkiisu
Not her bodyguard, not her orders
Lassannn
Who is Chappell Roan and what in the world happened?
Jamesstin
She makes awesome queer music and I'm betting its why shes getting flak
EternallyIgnorant
100%
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Much ado about nothing. Roan (a singer) eats breakfast at a hotel, little girl stops at her table and is star-struck for a moment, then goes back to her own table. Security guard comes over and gives her an earful re: bothering guests. According to singer the security guard isn't on her staff and must have worked for the hotel. Little girl's dad turns out to be a soccer star, big media circus ensues because the US has no other worries and nothing else to talk about atm.
sfrinlan
Well, the sportsball star is the step father, and actor Jude Law is the father, so a lot of rich people to be angry about their kid being upset
Salticido
A mayor in Brazil was talking about banning her from performing there again too. The whole thing sounds like a bunch of children throwing tantrums to me.
thedewser
I had to Google it. Still have no clue beyond her being a singer/song writer.
HappyTimeHollis
She's currently probably the biggest pop star in the world behind Taylor Swift and Beyonce and a queer, feminist icon.
You've probably at least heard her song 'Pink Pony Club'.
thedewser
Nope, not a big fan of pop to begin with. Only know Taylor Swift and Beyonce from age. Could recognize songs but could give you a shred of discography.
Someshithead241
Nope, and never heard of her either
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Dunno if Id remotely say top 3 biggest star in the world
sfrinlan
Or Hot To Go
LicensedAdHominem
Stop trying to make this Chappell Roan bullshit happen. Some random fuck approached some random kid and some random footballer who wasn't even there lied about it.
PonyMadness
It was a security guard and it was the step daughter of an incredibly famous footballer. All the claims have been substantiated. Not sure why you're trying to simp so hard for her - she won't fuck you homie.
LicensedAdHominem
So a random fuck not related to her, some random kid of a random bag-of-air kicker who wasn't there. None of the claims have been substantiated and you well know it as you admit it elsewhere in this thread.
Just because you're some pathologically lying, sociopathic incel with bacterium-like drives doesn't mean everyone else, or even anyone, is even close to this level of pitifulness. Have you considered chewing on a lightbulb? One with mercury, so maybe your brain damage will do an overflow.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
You'd think Chappell Roan was in the esptein files the way people are frothing at the mouth to make a mountain out of this molehill.
MakeItBackAlright
Yeah this is an astroturfed story from an outfit that used to be run by an epstein publicist
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Think it's retaliatory given she dropped her label(?) over epstein connections?
MakeItBackAlright
Probably? It's also doing double duty for the conservative culture war as they continue to slander LGBT with child abuse. You know, to remind their base what's really important instead of Epstein and a bunch of dead Iranians and collapse of the global energy industry
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Regrettably it also seems to be doing triple duty for left-leaning people who have a bone to pick with Chappell for... Reasons™️? I don't actually know what their deal is, but the people I've seen try to drag her the most have come from groups that generally share more of her worldly outlooks than your average conservative would.
It also broadly got very stupid very quick. The Onion made a satire about it, where I'd think drama this petty would be beneath their notice.
KarateKarate
69Voltage
Agreed
Revelant
LEAVE CHAPPELL ROAN ALONE
imgurmage
God damn, calm down, it's next-day-memes on a daily meme dump, not a confirmation on opinions about a topic. Some of you people here are so sensitive.
LicensedAdHominem
God damn, calm down and stop imagining how other people feel because you're shit at it.
Sonicschilidogs
"some random footballer" would be the kids step-dad, and the mother also came out and said she saw her interacting with the man who came over. It's an old story, to be sure, because the kid is Jude Law's daughter. Anyway, it's not that big a deal if either way is true.
Sonicschilidogs
*odd* story
CuileannDhu
He wasn't even there. He's just complaining about what his wife said happened.
FckleberryFarms
I don't know who that is. I don't know what they're referencing. I don't care at all and I keep scrolling.
LicensedAdHominem
Chappell Roan is a nice person some dipshits are trying to smear for probably transphobic and attention-seeking reasons, and sheep are falling for it.
IIikethecutofyourjib
But you cared enough to comment about not caring?
Rips4w
My goodness. Your sword is so sharp.
shitheadtookmyname
Yeah it's like how I don't care about movies but if someone randomly dumps 100 "George Lucas fucked a walrus" memes I'll prolly say something
kanybal
From what I've read, CR was having breakfast at a hotel. Kid goes by her table to check she is indeed CR, smiles at her, leaves. CR doesn't notice a thing. Big security guy then berates the mother for letting the kid bother a VIP
Article goes on to helpfully add "another scandal! After CR showed up bare boobs at some event and then refused to comment"
kanybal
I really should add because it's foo funny, the kid accused of misbehaving towards a VIP happens to be Jude Law's daughter
Kid's mom now dates a Brazilian football player who wasn't there but got all pissy on their behalf and accused CR of sending the goon
powwerbottom
She wasn't bare, it was a silicon prosthetic
kanybal
Uh! Article didn't put like that I think. Then again, they made it sound like the worst offense was that she wouldn't comment on it so they didn't have anything to add