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May 19, 2016 7:16 AM
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CaptainAsshole
"Act right damnit"
undertheaurora
There's a sound there that it's trying to triangulate. Maybe the bed is directly on the floor and there are mice in your floor.
GoldyBronzyIrony
youcantcallmeHenry
I always upvote cat dog!
waytionice1974
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CatDogBeer
Always update CatDog! cat software, dog hardware
KuramaKitsune
daww
squirrelfartsy
@RepostStatistics
Captainpoopypants
Stupid like a fox -Homer
herrau
Your cat is broken.
ChorizoPig
He's trying to get to the mice in the mattress.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Bedmites.
VulpineEmpress
That's Jon. He's a...special subject of mine. He used to be the court jester until we realised he only knew one story, about sour grapes.
Tzell
"Hooman what snowrcery is this??"
ps238principal
Perhaps it thinks it must be snow because of the Christmas lights hanging on the wall.
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
My bets are on the colour.
red2gun
It's sun sun, moon moons cousin
BlueCrocs
Fascinating.
CatsIsTheAnswer
But I want to murder the little thingy :(
PointWhoringProfessional
Repost.
Happyrexmanningday
If you're a man I don't think you'd want to encourage your fox to do this. Might hit the golden eggs one night in bed
LoveTheShiningWire
What the fox say? He say "Where mah snow?!"
muddywatersmentalfapsession
OP needs to tend to the rat inside his mattress, or that fox will
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
That's how they hunt.. So what is under your bed, or what critter like smell is he picking up in there.
DarthFutuza
Run beg bugs, run for your lives!
elvisdumbledore
Knowing OP it's more likely crablouse.
SirDistic
An arctic swamp ass.
ImJustinSane
Give her time! She'll go right through that mattress, make a den, and lay her eggs! Foxes lay eggs, right? I don't know animals.
brandnew
Her name is Juniper & she does have a den! She made it out of the couch! Juniper Fox on Instagram:)
ImJustinSane
Ahenneuk
That's because it's not an animal, its a crustacean.
60FPSDoggo
No its a lanius from ftl disguised you dumpo. Duh
BrontTheGoodBoy
Wait, foxes aren't plants?
bobdan1324
TRY AND KEEP UP!
Ahenneuk
Sir yes sir!
buttershudders
Fox as a pet? Check. Old apartment with no decoration? Check. Christmas lights hung up on the walls? Check. Russia? ...check
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
No rugs on the walls tho
TheGiantTater
Or American Hipster
TophatnTea
Check and nuke
Panzer89
How are you so sure it's Russian, there's no balding middle aged man in a tracksuit squatting.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Could be a college dorm room.
suik
russia would involve squatting in Adidas, carpets on the walls....
Biten
her instagrag is juniperthefox and I don't think its russia :3
shmekie
It is not Russia.
jonnnney
Pssst Christmas lights are a decoration.
TheStargateIsReal
Russians would have a Persian looking rug on the wall
KaboobieTheFlyingCamel
It's on the other wall.
ReMxOFFICIAL
How do u kno its a pet
mustang2733
Well since its not running away...
pontiacgirl75
because most foxes aren't living in houses, and this fox is a vixen called Juniper and she is definitely a pet
buttershudders
How do u kno its not
LoreLocked
Technically christmas lights is a decoration...
Purplepantsjoe
Lol wrong she's American. On instagram Juniperfoxx
brandnew
LOVE Juni.
SoraHjort
I don't know about the fox part, but everything else checks with Alaska as well, not just Russia.
genesteeler
thats because alaska was russian at some point
BoringPrivateQRCode
This guy
genesteeler
ahah :P
MuddyDuckling
Florida
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
Confirmed, I've seen foxes for sale at a Florida pet store.
MuddyDuckling
Are you sure it wasn't a possum painted like a fox?
CoolHandRK
No, it was a cat painted like a skunk that had been repeatedly raped.
Sauroctonus
Bargain!
boevis
Could be Czech, check.
TheStargateIsReal
Could be Polish, polish.
TheStargateIsReal
Could be Niger, ... Ay wait a minute
Birddmann
Czech mate
LosLocosKickYourAss
Rodger, Rodger.
CoolHandRK
...and dont call me Shirley.
Ijustwantquiet
Get me a vector Victor.
gobbo
Got clearance, Clarence.
TheWhitestFang
Are you sure, Shirley?