VulpineEmpress

368783 pts · September 12, 2011


A Randi Scandi (from Denmark) with a penchant for animals, sci-fi, dark comedy, adult humour, books, crochet, Asian men...and gifs. I enjoy finding the perfect reaction gif for any given comment. Hit me with your favourite gifs! Crowned (un)official Tom & Jerry historian by @monsterxero, a title I carry with nostalgic pride. My username tends to make people think I'm a furry. I am not one nor do I mind them. I just like foxes and The NeverEnding Story. ChildlikeEmpress doesn't have the same ring to it when you're an adult. I have a filthy mind and can put the most innocent of comments into sexual context. Quagmire is my guru, giggity-giggity, giggity goo. I like sex as a discussion as well as a humourous topic, but not sex chat with people I haven't met irl.

RHM: Meet Leeloo

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Me as a Red Dwarf fan, seeing all the gazpacho posts

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Some more than others

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Miss Motley, the purr machine

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I made a Star Wars.

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It's always morning somewhere

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I wish I slept this soundly

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Please. My parrot. She's very sick.

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Hey now

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Jenny from Forrest Gump: misunderstood character.

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26 years ago, Alan Parrish discovered he'd been in Jumanji for 26 years

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No politics, just horses with moustaches

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Heeeyyyyy Charliieee

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Why dogs cock their heads

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Boxing Day babies!

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We all wear masks....metaphorically speaking

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Well that didn't last long...he's back and barfing bullshit again

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Happy Pi Day

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Pinocchio's lawyers would like a word

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I love Family Guy's dedication to references

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Cat owners explain how "dog people" often misread cat body language

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Time to go home, Donny

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"Gentleman"

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My teen met her first online douche & put him in his place

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Suggestion: celebrate his passing with horns and bells.

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It's midnight in Denmark. Godt nytår/Happy New Year!

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Everybody is dead, Dave

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Baby bunnies' first day outside

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Disney princesses with their antagonists' faces

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Finally. Too damn late though

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Cheeto seems to have taken a leaf out of General Melchett's book.

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AdelineThatsMeYo is broke. Broke!

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As a nerd, this is how I flirt.

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2000-yo Peruvian Nazca Line cat discovered

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One down, and it aged like milk

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Easy mode...

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Well YOU put it in MY spot.

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Parenting a la Strange Planet.

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I guess if you want to see Maggie, picture a younger Lisa with a pacifier

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I made a Pumpkin Fox. Happy October!

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Meanwhile, in Denmark, mink are being put down by the millions due to a mutated form of covid.

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House of Representatives passes marijuana legalization bill at the federal level

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What's your cunning plan, US Baldricks?

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Dorian v Copeland

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The Imgur Hamster trying to keep servers running

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Futurama cast open for a reboot

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Me this morning

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Made a couple of crochet decorations

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Ho ho...hm

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No politics. No devastation. Just happy bunnies enjoying late summer

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What a guy

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On this Friday the 13th of 2020, I wish to share with you my favourite poster.

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RIP Geoffrey Palmer

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Boom boom boom boom.

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Quitting Secret Santa this year. I'd rather see Imgur pile presents under MrPuckett's tree.

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