I feel this is the most appropriate gif.....
MRW the new guy grabs lunch (clearly named) out of the fridge, and I say, "Goodmorning, Peter..."
"Honey, I think the shower is clogged... well, it hasn't drained, and idk what could make it so clogged up..."
Alright, who's been using the rug doctor for porn!?
Coming Summer 2020: Deadpool Infinity 2 Avengers War
MRW Joker is telling a knock knock joke and the theatre is dead silent...
January 01, 2018
When I hear my mom call me and my brother stupid Motherfuckers for dressing in her clothes and acting like white chicks.
Just in case you wanted to cry in less than 2 minutes, here ya go...
MRW people are talking about a certain GIF to upload on Ju-
What if he has a gun........ (Take Two)
It's okay...
Alright boys, CELL CHECK!!!
?Does my hand fall from my wrist??
MRW I'm picking up the mess my dog left from the new toy I just purchased for her
So, I saw Red Sparrow today....
....forgive me.
What's your favorite scary movie?
Looking for the little brown chips in a bag of Chex Mix like......
Donald Trump in Puerto Rico like....
When you find a statue at Ross that's just right....
MRW I tell my gf the reason we can't have Arbys two nights in a row...
Imgur needs more WestWorld!!
Wait, if Obama resigns on the 19th, Joe Biden becomes president for a day?
Trying to see if I recognize anybody from class on my first day of lunch like.....
2016, not Carrie Fisher!! Not Carrie Fisher!!
Mainly for mobile.
To all of you late night mobile users!!!
I'll catch it, trust me.
Billy, is that you?
MRW I ask my friends if they have their tickets ready for Power Rangers!!
MRW I'm outside my friends house, his phone is off, and we're late for the reenactment of the trojan war.
Me everyday since November 1.....
*Something about me not making it out of the first round*
So, obviously Chipotle execs don't watch Bo Burnham.....
15 minutes into Suicide Squad and chill she gives you this loo... loo... loo
What are drugs?
Going to the principal's office and not being afraid of the principal like.....
Woman's appreciation day landed on my least favorite day.
Tonight's Theme: Pirates.
A snapshot of the United Airline training videos......
MRW I get told to get with the humans and beat the zombies.....
When I see a Jake Gyllenhaal GIF that I haven't seen in a long time....
Halp.
I'm not mad but....
15 minutes into John Wick: Chapter 2 and chill he gives you this look....
So my girlfriends uncle wanted a Hawaiian family reunion... and then he started handing out his mixtape.
MRW I see a kid playing around my barricade...
Co-worker brought a tuna sandwich to work today!!!
MRW my professor says, "So I made a mistake, your final will be first thing Friday instead of your research paper."
MRW my girlfriend says I can do whatever I want after an argument...