BlueCrocs

16751 pts ยท January 6, 2016


In the event of my death, if you are reading this, I apologize for at least 23% of my favorite album. At least.

I feel this is the most appropriate gif.....

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MRW the new guy grabs lunch (clearly named) out of the fridge, and I say, "Goodmorning, Peter..."

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"Honey, I think the shower is clogged... well, it hasn't drained, and idk what could make it so clogged up..."

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Alright, who's been using the rug doctor for porn!?

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Views 288

Coming Summer 2020: Deadpool Infinity 2 Avengers War

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Views 3813

MRW Joker is telling a knock knock joke and the theatre is dead silent...

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Views 1480

January 01, 2018

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When I hear my mom call me and my brother stupid Motherfuckers for dressing in her clothes and acting like white chicks.

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Just in case you wanted to cry in less than 2 minutes, here ya go...

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MRW people are talking about a certain GIF to upload on Ju-

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What if he has a gun........ (Take Two)

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It's okay...

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Alright boys, CELL CHECK!!!

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?Does my hand fall from my wrist??

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Views 1691

MRW I'm picking up the mess my dog left from the new toy I just purchased for her

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So, I saw Red Sparrow today....

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....forgive me.

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What's your favorite scary movie?

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Looking for the little brown chips in a bag of Chex Mix like......

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Donald Trump in Puerto Rico like....

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Views 209

When you find a statue at Ross that's just right....

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MRW I tell my gf the reason we can't have Arbys two nights in a row...

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Imgur needs more WestWorld!!

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Views 1929

Wait, if Obama resigns on the 19th, Joe Biden becomes president for a day?

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Trying to see if I recognize anybody from class on my first day of lunch like.....

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2016, not Carrie Fisher!! Not Carrie Fisher!!

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Mainly for mobile.

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To all of you late night mobile users!!!

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I'll catch it, trust me.

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Billy, is that you?

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MRW I ask my friends if they have their tickets ready for Power Rangers!!

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MRW I'm outside my friends house, his phone is off, and we're late for the reenactment of the trojan war.

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Me everyday since November 1.....

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*Something about me not making it out of the first round*

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So, obviously Chipotle execs don't watch Bo Burnham.....

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15 minutes into Suicide Squad and chill she gives you this loo... loo... loo

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What are drugs?

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Going to the principal's office and not being afraid of the principal like.....

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Woman's appreciation day landed on my least favorite day.

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Tonight's Theme: Pirates.

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A snapshot of the United Airline training videos......

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MRW I get told to get with the humans and beat the zombies.....

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Views 391

When I see a Jake Gyllenhaal GIF that I haven't seen in a long time....

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Views 1331

Halp.

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I'm not mad but....

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15 minutes into John Wick: Chapter 2 and chill he gives you this look....

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So my girlfriends uncle wanted a Hawaiian family reunion... and then he started handing out his mixtape.

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MRW I see a kid playing around my barricade...

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Co-worker brought a tuna sandwich to work today!!!

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MRW my professor says, "So I made a mistake, your final will be first thing Friday instead of your research paper."

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MRW my girlfriend says I can do whatever I want after an argument...

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Views 447
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