MRW my girlfriend says one of my female flatmates are hot and then decides to tell me she's bisexual
Time to say goodbye...
For those at all interested in British politics, I bestow upon you one of my favourites
MRW it's Saturday and a friend suggests a night on the town
MRW I manage to pull off the whole "I emailled it to you" excuse
Rest in Peace
MRW I'm desperately searching for what I was going to post on my cake day and realise it's 00:01
I get the impression that this is pretty unpopular
MRW Someone steals my private jet
The mainstream media on the Malmö attacks
MRW "Windows will update in 30 minutes"
MRW I accidentally put top secret nuclear torpedoes on national TV
As a snow-loving Brit, MRW Storm Jonas arrives in the UK with multiple flood warnings and 6 inches of rain
MRW I upvote a post after being on the page for a while, and the points go down
So this just happened
MRW I realise Trump is the Republican frontrunner after desperately trying to avoid American politics since October
MRW Bisexual girlfriend says a girl is hot
Googled a France presidential election countdown. Was not disappointed.
MRW I see a friend in public, who is also on their horse.
MRW I have to explain why I got to work late
Mmmmmmmm
You see Trump, I see this
French politicians are trying to escape accountability by threatening to sue those who share images of the burkini ban being enforced, or its effects. So here is an image of said enforcement.
The best isn't always an under-represented group
MRW I visit my SO with her parents present and go to sit down
MRW I'm added to a chat with my SO and her friend and they want to organise an "experiment"
The inaction of Mid. East nations is destroying the Schengen open borders area and pushing the harmful Republican rhetoric on refugees to new heights
My two favourite tweets on the Chilcot report.
Tipsy Tsipras
110% done with this shit
I'm not sure how I feel about what I just did yet.
I'm sorry.
MRW I scroll past several NSFW posts in usersub
Scumbag Farage
MRW I see posts hitting FP with just 260 points
Is there any love for Eleanor Holmes Norton and DC voting rights on here?
This Joker
Greek police have located a sum of 3 Euros in a tourist's fanny pack
MRW My webcam says only beta support is offered for Windows 7 while I'm running Windows 10
Inflation strikes the UK after Brexit - prices already rising
Google asks... Why is the EU so...?
MRW I find myself in usersub unintentionally
The Greek Treasury
I fell off my motorbike today
I feel awful about this...
Trying to find something to post
MRW I smile at a friend in public only to realise it's not them, and die a little inside
Pair found riding duck
Disestablishmentarianism?
When a miner's comment gets almost 100 upvotes
When college hits after the summer
First time something like this has happened to me
MRW I see another Trump speech
Because what the heck mobile app
MRW the rain causes lower youth turnout and thus benefits "Leave"
MRW I try to navigate a new forum
This may be overshadowed by some of the inspirational posts on FP, but it is important all the same.
I wish he could