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LoriannChuong5
Whipper snipper...
paradoxicdomino
Fuck you, I say g'day to every single client I see. The fact I work in a tourist town is totally unrelated.
ashmenon
I say g'day to the auntie running the nasi lemak stall. Your move.
itsTurknJDandJD
I work at a petrol station. say g'day to every customer
fcknbobfrank
i say gday mate to every bloody cobba i see, no idea what these bloody yuppie buggers are on about.
011101000110111101101101
I say g'day to everyone i see or meet
bennoirballs
27 and i say Gday to clients everyday, and say mate. If anyone wants real Aussie Ocka Hilarity look up the Honey Badger (Footy Player)
bennoirballs
FUCK - Rugby player, my bad. i just cardinally sinned.
bennoirballs
Interview with him - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kkc2d2xs40
eggtartsandfarts
Black words blue background. Fuck.
urbansombrero
We do say fuck a lot.
joetheshmo
and comic sans to tie it all together. truly repulsive.
tehroar
I couldnt read a fucking thing.
LeedilLeedilLee
you might need your eyes checked :/
tehroar
Holy sheeeeit, that was from 10 months ago!
LeedilLeedilLee
fuckin hell, i might need mine checked xD
urbanlenny
I say bloody and g'day all the fucking time and I am deffo under 60.
Tinki
No one says bonza anymore.
urbanlenny
grouse grub cobba
Tinki
Beaut...
southernnorthern
eyes strained from the comic sans and black font on dark blue background.
Agentshitface
Sweet Guide, Fuck off abott.
Kazthewhite
Yeah
doespicardeatpineapples
*dropbears
Flash635
Er, people say g'day and bloody all the time. And mate.
DoctorSharkface
are you all named Bruce?
IchbineineGiraffe
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1192436/finding-nemo-bruce-laugh-o.gif
escaped1
No. The women are named Sheila.
apotatochip
new Bruce, are you a poofter?
DoctorSharkface
rule seven: NO POOFTERS
StwikeHimCentuwionVewyWoughly
Rule six: there is no rule six
swedishsummers
and Nigel.
baconbabyjesus
Barry. Usually called Bazza
doespicardeatpineapples
Yes.
GingersLastWord
Nah they are all named either named Bazza, Gazza or Chazza
sweatybeard
There is only one true Bruce besides the shark
PauliePlaysPoorly
(sings) heeeyyyy McAveney
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Yes. I'm a female Aussie named Bruce.
branje1824
No, it's Mick.
HamGrenade
I get references...
TheIronLaw
Only in the Philosophy department.
coloradocloud9
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am
TheIronLaw
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of Shanty was particularly ill!
coloradocloud9
Plato, they say, could stick it away. Half a crate of whiskey every day!
TheIronLaw
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his Dram,
DoctorSharkface
Australia Australia Australia, we love thee, AMEN
TheIronLaw
Rule 1: No poofters!
galah
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking...
TheIronLaw
...after lights out.
AleshaSivertson43
I think OP comes from the western suburbs of Sydney if he doesnt say mate
neolandrover
This is Vegemite. It will fuck you up.
Z0neTan
I've played Far Cry 3. I can confirm that a cassowary will fuck you up.
Samammoth
Hey! Americans can read small font ya know ;)
wambu
I thought Hitler was born in Australia and they spoke German there. Now you tell me I was wrong?
Mackwop
Are you serious?
wambu
No, just joking. But I have learned from watching "Animal House" that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Thistles
When I moved to Austria, all my American friends wanted me to take pictures with kangaroos.
Taalen
"No kangaroos in Austria" awareness campaign took an unexpected hit when a runaway kangaroo was killed by a car in Austria.
Thistles
I remember T-shirts with that on them, and the crossed out roos in circles, but I don't remember the kangaroo roadkill.
kraftwahrheit
As well as Josef Fritzl. God Bless Australia.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Another thing from Australia that will fuck you up.
gostoso666
onya
wowsuchusernamewow
sonya
littlelum
As an american, I have always said Emu ....eem-you.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
me too.
FightnDoug
I'm guessing we're probably the majority. Probably just some blind America hate.
Mackwop
G'day mate, crikey bloody hell throw some shrimps on the barbie mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate.
slashleylizette
This is the best comment I've seen all day.
Mackwop
This is the best comment I've ever made.
slashleylizette
Imma go and upvote all your shit, then. Erm, uh... MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE
Mackwop
yay ima go upvote all your shit :D
Zatchmo
Upvoted for all 12 mates.
flamingflamingo
Lost my fucking shit dude, mate.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Strewth mate.
cheerfullittleaxolotl
*snort*
ObnoxiousWetBlanket
Are you Australian?
GingerSlice0
Prawn
Reversecowgirlteacher
I caught a cramp laughing so hard at this at 6:40am awesome
idiotn00b
noice
ValChillmer
Just lost it
Mackwop
thats not a knoif
SIduck
THAT'S a knoif.
Starvegal
Just kids playin' 'round.
Radey
But, that's a spoon.
slashleylizette
I see you've played knoifey-spoony before...
Crocomomonosuke
Always upvote simpsons! http://img.pandawhale.com/post-19101-Flaming-Moes-upvote-gif-Simpso-wrRf.gif
TheBakaNeko
I feel only a little bad that i read all of the comments from supposed australians in an american australian accent.
raayyym
'straya
willthisfitwhoknowsguessillke
I'm an Aussie and this guide is fucking retarded.
JPBStory
It's PURPOSEFULLY stupid hence comic sans and a hysterical tone. Even if you don't find it funny don't pretend you don't know it 's a joke.
MeerkatsAreCool
I say "g'day" and "bloody" almost everyday of my life, I'd be hard pressed knowing what to say as an alternative and still feel clean.
halfsquints
*bloody retarded
MvrdrH0rn3t
Crikey! I knew it!
hempfandango
I always assume any post about countries by imgur/reddit/tumblr will be utter shit. But I'd love to see a good post every once in a while.
goawaybird
Was about to say...who doesn't want bbq shrimp?
naftey
feckin' retahhded
ICouldBeAnInternetSensation
so make a better one! :)
Anonsy
obvious spider disguised as a spy trying to trick us into thinking australia is safe, resulting in people visiting and thus being killed.
515XIX
Eh, you still don't wanna get bit by a huntsman tbh, those things fucking hurt..
Anonsy
I tempted to keep a lighter and a can of deodorant around at all times in case of nope.
kamosey
Noice.
BecauseHowHardIsItToPoachAGoddamnEggProperly
Yes, what about noice? Do you say noice?
JPBStory
Farmers in the South-eastern and South-western bits of England do. See Hot Fuzz for details of the Western version and Hagrid for Eastern.
JPBStory
Scratch that, Hagrid's meant to be West-country too but he's played by a Scottish accent so it's unclear.
zachtidmore
Dammit, Australia! Pick a side on the chips debate! There can be only one!
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Chips or hot chips. Easy distinction.
515XIX
hot chips is what we called fried chips, and chips are what everyone else calls potato chips/crisps
talkingmuffin
For real. If I ask for chips thinking I'll get fries and then get chips, I'll be real mad.
MeganMeow
Chips are the fat ones, fries are the skinny ones.
Azorath
There are chips, and then there are chips, its easy!
corrinabeanaboo
Fuck off Tony Abbott.
InsanityBuildsCharacter
goddamn comic sans. I'm coming over there feed you deepfried mars-bars and force you to drink fosters
throwthisaway83
Didn't even read a single line due to comic sans
ottadini
Anything but Fosters!
molotovcock
looks like a report put together by a 7th grader.
whatismyusernameagain
I lol'd
515XIX
You can't get fosters here ya nong.
InsanityBuildsCharacter
I can always bring a case or two with me ;-)
515XIX
and have it confiscated at customs cause it's illegal here :P (I joke)
InsanityBuildsCharacter
AND I'LL BRING THE WORST KIND OF FOSTERS TOO. THE FOSTER'S RADLER!!
515XIX
I don't even know what that is.. any Fosters is probably than XXXX Gold anyway, so do your worst!
sweatybeard
We have deep fried mars-bars, but that fosters thing is too far man
silentgeorge
and fuck the black font on dark blue background, too.
cakemachine
As an Aussie, I'm 25 and say g'day sometimes. I also say bloody. Almost all Koalas have chlamydia. You also forgot wombats will fuck you up.
EmilyLovesMooCowz
Australia sounded fun until I got to the Huntsman spider part. NOPE.
Actionralf
That wasn't even a huntsman.
GalaxyFrame
Yes it is. It has the correct marking as well as the proper body structure. The only thing uncommon about it is the size of the abdomen.
ThomasHFoolery
"Australia sounded fun until i learned that there's something that won't hurt me" - EmilyLovesMooCowz
EmilyLovesMooCowz
"but looks scary as hell..." -an arachnephobic person (me) THANKS!
Geckolegs
On my birthday one crawled out of my beach towel onto my shoulder while I was in bathers. I have never screamed so loud in my life.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I had one crawl up my leg as I waited for the bus.
MisterHalt
I'd kill to have a huntsman in my house instead of the spiders I'm currently seeing. Five in the last two months, all dangerous looking.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I'm the reverse. The dangerous ones keep to themselves. Huntsmans crawl along the walls.
kitsunekinoko
i don't like the spiders but these guys eat the flies so i let them be
OccamLazer
Dude, huntsman (huntsmen for plural?) spiders are the biggest spiderbros. They just chill in your house and eat all your flies.
Sebastiaan
basically the reason I never want to hear about going to australia.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
"Oh a huntsman spider?"
thisisrebeccapauseNOT
As an American that lived in Aus for a bit, I would always find huntsmen in my bathroom.. But I became such a speedy pooper! Silver linings!
frozencloud
the amount of times I've had to deal with those huge rectum tightening beasts, ggeeezzzzz. ruiners of evenings.
EmilyLovesMooCowz
I would not be okay with them.
frozencloud
mmmmmmm... 9/10 time because some idiot didn't close the door tightly enough >_>
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Soo what happened the other 1 time out of 10... Did it just open the door itself?
jhor
The door can be shut as they can squeeze through a gap around the door. You see the legs come through then the body is dragged in!
frozencloud
that or rode in on someone's back >_>
Thistles
The irony is it was the only harmless one on the list.
lolzomg123
So it won't physically kill you, but it will traumatize you and fuck you up that way.
Thistles
I voluntarily share my home with almost 200 tarantulas. I don't find harmless arachnids traumatic.
KittenGrandma
i cringed. and almost cried. NOPE!
Thistles
They're pretty! And harmless! And contained =P
turnip001
Actually, they do kill people. They jump on your foot while you're driving causing you to crash your car.
FaithlessHyren
It's mildly worse when they run across your windscreen, but you get used to it after a while.
turnip001
I'm personally not bothered by spiders. Snakes, on the other hand, can go to hell.
sweatybeard
I had one on the wall next to me a few hours ago, I'm not exactly sure where that sneaky bugger is atm though
sweatybeard
Ah there he is, found him
MaxxiDotPad
...a hair tickled my hand as I was looking at this. Ohmyfuckinghellnopeneveragainshitson.
sweatybeard
Update: He's gone again
DoYouHaveSnacks
Well, you gave it a good run... but it's time to burn the house down.
Thistles
He's looking for a girlfriend.
Renarde
I don't even want to click on that.
bubba87
Ohmygeezus kill it!
GadenKerensky
You should be more worried about the cassowary. They WILL fuck you up good, worse than anything on the list. Most dangerous bird on EARTH.
GalaxyFrame
They're in America too. Just a heads up.
GalaxyFrame
And near everywhere else on that note.
mylifeforhire
It's a sticky situation, on one hand its like KILL IT but on the other hand they're so big that its like I don't want to have to clean it up
feastyoureartonguesonthesememorypops
Excuse me while I vomit.
Sasstiel
That's always been my thought when I see pictures of them. It's like, I can't even kill it because it'll explode everywhere.
ChuckChuckRazool
They don't even drop good loot. It's just a bunch of vendor trash sticky ichors.
EarlyMorningSex
literally sticky
KittenGrandma
flame thrower? im freaking out at this spider
crazycray
Grant Denyer is NOT Australian Jesus.
SexyHobbitses
As an Australian, who the fuck is Grant Denyer?
Radey
Channel 7 weather guy. Mostly hangs around with that knobjockey, Koshie.
pokey9513
Drove V8s for a bit too. If anyone's Jesus it's fkn Larry Emdur, he's had more TV career resurrections than anyone else.
cracktoberfest
Who the fuck says ee-moo?
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FightnDoug
I'm an American, I have never heard anyone say eemoo nor have I ever pronounced it that way, don't be ignorant.
playthatrecordbackwards
As an American, I have never heard it pronounced any way other than eem-you.
GuyThatMadeAnAccountJustToFavouriteStuff
Never watched the episode of The Simpsons with the grease? "ee-moo farm"
Counterfit
If it want it pronounced as ee-myuu, you should probably spell it eμ
grapesforducks
linguistics ftw.
Gwenyfver
That is fucking fantastic :)
tyrevolution
Marge pronounces it this way when she suggests Homer open his own emu farm (in Lard or the Dance, S10E01). It has always annoyed me.
i81u812
Actually both are acceptable pronunciations in the dictionary.
NotAgainRichard
None in Australia mate.
CarmenBonkalot
Exactly, it's “Bush-Chook"
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Yanks. Also pooma for puma, and jagwar for jaguar.
MoString
Em-yoo sounds so unnatural. I'm also a southern American. So it is more like eeee-moooo
NotAgainRichard
Too bad, that's how it's pronounced.
BingleyBingleyBeep
'Murica.
cracktoberfest
Really, we don't. And there's only 4 states where morons say 'murica. Maybe it's those states that also say ee-moo ... who knows.
Gwenyfver
Thank you.
busdriverdan
It sounds way to awkward pronounced as eem-you, I think I will keep my americanized version.
Ailuridae
Every Australian I met while I was there, actually.
Azorath
Americans or really urban Australians
carewyllie
I did for years until I heard it pronounced out loud the first time.
UpvotesForCalicos
It's one of those American things. I try to pronounce it correctly, tho depending on who I'm talking to sometimes I don't bother.
thehappiestpersononimgur
As an American, I do..or did. *coughs*. I'm sorry.
rainbowsandbutterflies
Americans.
urbanlenny
americans
TheGayPenguin
I said e-myuu as a child, but at some point I think I was "corrected" by someone. I still think both before I say it.
NoellFalangi01189998819991197253
I'm American and I've never heard it pronounced ee-moo.
Gwenyfver
Not all of us thank you.
cracktoberfest
I'm slowly learning that America has a very poor set of people representing us abroad.
Jimlaad43
*On the internet
Unindoctrinated
Americans pronounce Puma as Pooma. All other English speaking nations say Pyooma. American English is getting further from English everyday.
bulbaking
That's just stoopid...
cracktoberfest
That I did not know. I definitely say Pooma. Never even heard anyone say Pyooma. The "pyoo" sound is what we make when pretending to shoot.
zachtidmore
Puma is a spanish word... We say it like they do.
Unindoctrinated
Because Americans always respect other languages and their correct pronunciations. - http://imgur.com/G5Oat
GALL0WSHUM0R
But pumas are only found in the americas. Why the fuck should anyone else get a say?
Unindoctrinated
Using that logic you should still be using the native American or Spanish words for everything known in America before it became English.
TheGoodDrPepper
Because people want to prove that we're always wrong- even when it comes to animals native to us. -.-
SomeGuyHooLikesOwls
Americans.
cracktoberfest
Uhhhhh, no. I'm American ... never said ee-moo. Never heard anyone around me say ee-moo. We've always said eem-you.
EequalsMCvagina
I've never heard ee- moo either....
anglophilestymie
I too am American and I've always heard ee-moo...
paradoxicdomino
I work in a tourist town with mini zoo things nearby. I visit one weekly. CONSTANTLY, Americans are saying eemoo even after being corrected.
cracktoberfest
This is really sad to learn. Any chance these tourists are from the American South?
paradoxicdomino
You all sound the same to me. Btw stop sending me pensioners send more cheerleaders. God giveth and Greyhound taketh away. Hello backpackers
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
I've lived in New Hampshire, Wisconsin, California, North Carolina, and Florida - there are idiots everywhere - not just in the South
thisisthebesticouldowithouthaspacebar
It's funny because, being from the south. I've always pronounced it correctly. So your logic is flawed. Stop stereotyping, asshat.
FlyingTigerRose
Um, people who read? Are you saying that it has a silent "m"?
cracktoberfest
Apparently you aren't one of these people reading the argument made by the OP. This isn't about the "m".
FlyingTigerRose
No, I read it - just didn't see the Aus pronunciation right because of the colors (and overall tiredness). I posted 2nd comment right below.
cracktoberfest
Gotchya. I didn't see your second comment because I was just on the "replies" screen.
FlyingTigerRose
LOL - are you sure you aren't me? I blush to say how often I do that.
FlyingTigerRose
Oh, crap - I take my comment back (crappy black letters on blue background). I misread it. Sorry. Mate!
Lem0nPledge
As a Canadian I did too up until now. I'm sorry.
justjessblog
Egads! I did as well. I feel so ashamed.
Keesterbunny
As an uneducated "murrican", I did as well.
kileelee
Accepted as an honest, heartfelt Canadian apology
TheIronLaw
An electronic cow. I'll leave.
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Dogester
Mailed it (get it because electronic?)
TheIronLaw
Hue.
TheIronLaw
:D
turboschnitzel6000
As an Australian, I can can confirm that we do say mate and g'day all the time. Bloody is pretty common too. But no one ever says crikey.
LeftH4ndFree
as a kiwi i say mate all the bloody time
ArthurBooRadley
G'day cobber!
RandomAussie
The bloke that posted this is a drongo if he thinks we don't say mate, bloody and g'day all the time. City bloke probably.
Iwearsocks
As an American : *Googles bloke. "Ahhh." *Goggles Drongo* "Ohhhhh"
Iwearsocks
*googles.
cacticat
Australia is pretty big so err.. maybe that's the difference.
CountVorkosigan
Are you suggesting that a country of 7,692,024 km2 might have more than a single, homogenous accent? Preposterous!
DorthLous
I'm Canadian and we use bloody and mate as well :)
Wesugi
Bloody G'day, mate!
MeredithTuqan
I say crikey. And strewth. And g'day. Must be a flamin bogan!
MrSnuffalupagus
I'm from Brisbane; we say g'day, mate and bloody all the time. Huntsmen can make you bloody sick if the bite gets infected (src: experience)
quantumfire
Streuth
GeneralZappBrannigan
I've only ever heard G'day used (excluding by tour guides) in discussions of it as a supposed national catchphrase, but maybe it's regional.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
The ones I've met also say "reckon" a lot, I reckon.
amboz
is..is that not normal?
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
"Is that not normal" reminds me of
Tinki
Living in QLD these days, everyone says g'day all the bloody time, mate.... Wait.... Fuck. I've been assimilated! Help!
GoodLordApollo
I only use it as a joke, but I very rarely say G'day or mate. It might have something to do with Perth being so dutch and posh.
turboschnitzel6000
Really ? I grew up in that god forsaken shithole and as far as I can remember Perth was far from posh...but maybe things have changed...
poopoomcgoogoo
I brought back crikey. The look of exultation on the face of the chap at Rebel sports when he realised someone else wanted to say it too.
summerreyn
We only say crikey if we are channeling Steve Irwin :)
DavidCisme
If we really like you, "you're a bloody wanker!"
WanderingBlueWanderlust
This is an Australian. He/she has blonde hair and blue eyes. He/she may look really attractive but he/she will fuck you up.
thisisthebesticouldowithouthaspacebar
I suppose up is better than down?
jacopopeterman
yeah whoever wrote this has the wrong idea. i literally say hooroo as a goodbye to my freinds.
PatrickStarTheFABULOUS
I think it depends on which part of Australia you live in
pantsqueen
We had an Australian exchange student that always said, "I can't be fucked." is that an Australian thing or just a him thing?
frodoandmangos
or similar, like 'na fuck that right off'
shan88
Australian thing. Either can't be fucked or CBF, can't be bothered or not wanting to do something
aoneill
Is also said quite a bit in the UK. It seems like most of the english speaking commonwealth shares phrases
ToastyMozart
Either that, or he has HIV
kalvindeane
Common in the UK too
amboz
cbf eberr day
poopoomcgoogoo
Australian thing.
BiZZaK
Haha this is gold. ahhhh.
bunduz
I think OP comes from the western suburbs of Sydney if he doesnt say mate
freeballs
Hey uleh, use fuckin with the West? Fuckin' up the doggies!
BoobsAndPantsAndBoobsAndPants
When I visited australia, every person I met said mate and g'day quite a bit. I want to go back so badly!
MrKazekage
Yup same here man. I loved it there. Don't know why everyone's so afraid. Just cause the animals kill don't mean the people do. Very nice
theunhappylawnmower
I think it's a thing we do so commonly that we literally don't realise we say it as much as we do.
acekicker
Come back anytime!
BoobsAndPantsAndBoobsAndPants
As soon as I get some vacation time, its my first stop!
mylifeforhire
I've never heard ANYONE say G'day unless they were taking the piss, but I'm from Melbourne and everyone thinks they're sophisticated so...
TheInternetUnderstandsMe
YAY FOR MELBOURNIANS. nay for Abbott's daughter supervising all my uni classes.
campex
Wait what? RMIT? Melbourne?
TheInternetUnderstandsMe
Whitehouse Institute on Bourke St, she's 'helping' new classes.
sludgejunkies
fucking spot on. jesus christ just take my upvote.
turboschnitzel6000
I live in Brighton in Melbourne and I still hear people say g'day across all age groups,maybe you just don't notice it anymore ?
mylifeforhire
It would be so funny if I'd just been desensitised to it hahaha
CrownJuls
Melbourne is the best, also I hear people say G'day all the time.
IcedVenom
I moved to Melbourne 5 months ago and haven't really noticed anyone saying G'day.. But yeah, they're all hipsters and 'fancy' mofos.
GeneralZappBrannigan
Same here in Sydney
amboz
I use bloody in lieu of fuck/shit/fuckinghell when speaking to my parents. It's my version of G rated swearing.
Somnambulist272
i say "freakin"
PauliePlaysPoorly
Oh flipping heck
paganfears
I've gotten into this really bad habit of saying "mate, bloody fucking.." all. the fucking. time.
MaryDropLockAndPoppins
I went to Australia two months and when I got back I started saying mate. All the time. All. The. Time. Mate.
CrownJuls
Also Australian, 19, and yes I say G'day, bloody and mate. I also live in Melbourne and I'm not a bogan, they're just standard terms.
RomeoSniper
What about oi?
BiZZaK
Yeah everyone says oi a lot. usually to get someones attention. i did it while visiting America and people thought i was being rude. haha
RomeoSniper
Ya here in America most people think it's like you're kinda calling someone out or something.
maves
It's common, but pretty bogan
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
As a brit living in canada this is why everyone presumes I'm ozzie , because I say mate and bloody so much. (apparently because dreads too)
SerialKitten666
I attribute bloody and mate to both the UK and Australia...odd...
Iwearsocks
I associate those phrases with Brits more than Aussies
DorthLous
Buuuu.... I live in Canada (was born and grew up here) and I and others use those as well... Also, no one ever thought I was Oz... Accent?
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
I have noticed canadians useing words I thought were britishisms a fair bit actually. It's mainly because of the accent difference I reckon.
katenotkatie
My "Australian" boyfriend never says g'day. Is he a New Zealander in disguise?
Molanski13
Does he say 'choice' and 'bro' all the time ey?
SavageHonesty
*Kiwi
katenotkatie
"yes?" http://imgur.com/njMfEeB
SavageHonesty
I love you
katenotkatie
;) thanks mate
RandomAussie
Could be a city bloke. The further bush (inland) you go, the more interesting the language becomes.
MeatDuck
"interesting"
StrangelyCalm
Ask him to build some scaffolding. Then you'll know
Smayds
Depends. Does he sound like an Aussie or a Kiwi? The accents aren't even remotely similar.
katenotkatie
he sounds like an australian but he does a passable "Police 10 7" impression
Smayds
(As a Kiwi, I've been called Australian before. It made me cry inside.)
PauliePlaysPoorly
That's because you live in Sydney.
katenotkatie
this sounds familiar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_rXxi0zhM
Smayds
I could tell exactly how big Jemaine was in that clip. Oh it's been so long, where are my DVDs? :D
TheKelvinator
With joy? Understandable.
Smayds
SvarvSven
So when you turn 60 in australia you start saying g'day?
CitizenRekt
Yeah all the men turn into Alf Stewart and start saying, "Stone the flamin crows!" "You're a galah!" and "STREWTH" as well.
SvarvSven
And how about the women?
CitizenRekt
Eh that's a bit hazier I guess, depending on how bogan you are. Kath or Kim I guess?
Radey
Mm yeah, that's nice. It's unusal.
Radey
Unusual*