Too "poor" to pay for college too "rich" to get financial aid.
Took quotes from a chat with friends and created gold.
I just sent this to my neighbor's wireless printer.
Do I Take That As A Compliment ?
Tales From A Movie Theatre Usher
Being born on the fourth of July feels kind of like...
When someone leaves a smart-ass reply on a comment I made over two years ago.
Finally splurged on a nice cat castle. Looks well appreciated.
My mom is trying to figure out how to use Facebook. Now that she's found the cat stickers she'll never log off.